astro was excitedly rolling around on the bed and when i turned around, it was at the precise moment to catch him accidentally rolling over the edge + gently bouncing off the mattress below in such a way that he landed a perfect 360 roll 😭 most slapstick thing i've ever seen

foolish of me to compete with me, the best woman ! could be my own best friend 🤝👭 (ootd)

must be real with you... these are Absurdly Tasty,

fashion in love, that's all i'm thinking of... )0Oo. 🛍❣ (ootd)

just had the weirdest truman show moment in which i stepped outside my apartment building literally into the scene of a film crew shooting something. no signs notices blockades up or anything ??? no idea what's going on or what it is for

last night when bringing astro back home, he was prancing around so excited like a little deer ! it was the cutest thing.. now whenever i'm sitting or laying down, he worms his way into my arms to hold him like a baby 🥺 could he be any more Squeeable...!

just spent entirety of a 2 1/2 hr flight puking my guts out in middle seat. despite the Misery of it All, upon my deplaning catwalk my first delirious thought was 'what if Word spreads of this in the Court...! portland...i am sorry to be returning your princess to you like this'

suddenly forgot solid snake's name in conversation and called him master shake,

they're making frankenstein's laboratory type manuevers on me in skincare that you wouldn't believe

lately have been pairing whipped cream perfume w/ orange body lotion but hadn't really thought about it... yea you could say i possess a little inherent Delectable Nature,

the style boss they love to fight, but they can't get past... ! 👾☠ (ootd)

i brought one of my sketchbooks to the tama meet and so many people excitedly asked to look through it, including a family of girls where the mom said to one of them 'look she makes comics just like you do !' a chicken soup soul moment...it Nourished me 🥺

can i hide there too ? hide in the place of you ? )- 🐀🕳 (ootd)

got asked on tumblr to share today's OOTD... 🍜💮

you've never seen ____ in your life, you don't know what it is if you have to put up a fight 🤼‍♀️💕 (posca + pen + shrink plastic + sticker on polaroid)

why did the grim reaper hit the hamster wheel mid-conversation in this person's near death experience

(squints) you're about as transparent as a matte blue scooby doo fruit snack

all i'm asking for is an encore, got everything and now i want more )- 🤷‍♀️👐 (ootd)

today is the first day in awhile that hasn't been a stressful rush and it's making me like (nervous laugh) why what's happening. coworker said 'why do i hear boss music..' and i'm like 'yea... i can feel my leitmotif starting to be played in somber piano keys'

i've met someone before who thought it was pronounced 'fucka twigs'

saw ppl discussing the feasibility of paying to get a birth chart done for someone online they dislike, so they have more material to roast with ? like tabs on if they're in retrograde or w/e 😭 thought i had an idea of the Hater's Moveset but that is diabolical unprecedented

in an alternate universe the freaky beach boys would go on to release Wet Sounds,

i must show you my current creature. his name is ranch

i'm at the Everyone Is Kind To Me island... and get this, they're saying there's room for more

mishearing a lyric, and what you heard sounding better is one thing... but mishearing multiple lines that sound better and it totally changing the interpretation of the song for you, oh that will make you want to hurl

as someone who chooses my words thinking so deeply about what i say and how i say it, striving for craftsmanship not unlike the lindt truffle chef smacking the ass on that chocolate to close it up....... what an unthinkable misery to imagine outsourcing that. could chatgpt think this,

today we let the Eggs talk,

(tapping comically absurdly long gag acrylic nails against railing as i cascade from shadows down grand staircase) come now... when will your heart decide it is ready to watch jhorror with a real enjoyer,

a beautiful irony currently happening next to me, what some may call poetry: there are two people standing in the hallway, loudly talking about how annoying it is when people just stand and talk loudly in the hallway

was stuck in grocery store line behind a guy insisting that the 'for motion picture use only' stamp on the numerous 20$ bills he kept producing via coat pocket did not mean they were fake... they handed him the bills back and let him try card instead ?

when i get too wound up by stress i fear i start talking like the 'someday monkey won't play piano song....' lady from powerpuff girls

do you want to see my instax photo album so far... 🔳📷

having fun goofing around with shrink plastic

why should i be sorry for soaring ? )- 🌳💮 ( ootd )

A little snooze in a Pullman car... turn the volume up. I've taken a tragically insufficient number of train trips, and I've yet to experience a sleeping car.

my tama 'eggs' got a little action figure toy from the shop today, and brought it to bed with him 🥺

happy monday from your favourite office lady... 🖤 )- 📞👩‍💼 (ootd)

heaven sent, it's so clearly evident 🌩🎁 (ootd)

laser beams you with my cosmic eyes 👁‍🗨👾

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why did this oddly soothe me only after the surprise of seeing my name listed. like ohhh i'm on the Roller Coaster of Change ok ! well that explains some things

keep getting an aibot ad online that's like 'what if your oc could live in their own world...' it blows my balloons like 🤨 yea and i'm making it ? OUT !!! (spray bottle mists excessively)

(rocky the flying squirrel voice) now here's something: i, hope <- you'll really like

got excited when news was going around about that mushroom in china where ppl see the same visual, & those who wouldn't normally be interested finding intrigue in the scientific inquiry. turning around to make eye contact w/ camera 'now does that remind u of what Anyone We Know is up to... ( ^ _ ^)'

28 fixing ghost's chipped nails, smashed screens, untangling wires; 👻 is normally like some kind of Wounded Wild Creature where softness is an uncomfortable unknown - but instead of loudly lashing out in defense she just tiredly watches in silence letting 2 take care of her 🥺

the hard-hitting reporting action that happens in my subscription feed would make some of you hurl,

aba's fav & least favourite thing about...

someone brought a pool noodle of tamagotchi to the meet, all running !