did you see my post from the other day

would i kiss crash bandicoot? yes without hesitation. But would i trust him? that’s complicated

messing around with minbrowser.org today. kind of digging it

can't work today, it's a holiday

in honor of misato's birthday, here are the three english versions of her words of wisdom to shinji. choose your fighter. while all are valid statements, only one can remain

folding chair is a very important icon in japanese culture

had an idea for a gag but the stock image i found made the gag profoundly fucked up. hesitate to share

We need a movie that clarifies whether the pink panther is ontologically distinct from the diamond (name is coincidental) or a kind of vision or phantom projected from within its depths

kitchens really went off when they made cubed foods. i love round foods but cubed foods are just so sophisticated

just saw a shortform that started with the attention grabber “this…felt illegal” and then the guy just fully committed an actual crime

wikiclouds nurse is checking if i’m not a bot and i am failing

30 year olds in 2005 looked like this, while 30 year olds in modern time look like this

when you turn the page of the calendar and it says “TODAY” again

watching “columbo: troubled waters” a rare ep that starts right with the detective himself, running late to catch a boat. anyway dean stockwell’s mustache

went to the lemon store and asked them which ones were best for sucking, like you asked. i’ve never been called a pervert in another language (to my knowledge) before but, they said not to come back so no dice on the lemons

did you see my post from the other day

a lot of things can be a sandwich

nobody standing up for owen wilson. nobody at all

went into the metaverse for a while the other day just to disconnect

sure i’ll pretend tarantino movies are bad if you get me to 200 followers

how can ikea keep getting away with it

Sydney Sweeney Said What?!

It's important to know intellectual property symbols. © stands for copyright, which is the exclusive right to reproduce and distribute a creative work. ™ stands for The Masquerade, a centuries-long undertaking by the Camarilla to ensure that mortal prey never learn of the Kindred in their midst.

he soived

uncposting is out, dinkposting is back on the menu

game where you’re a sentient clitoris who needs to fuck and kill everything by all and any means and also some more really crazy things, to compel u

did u know that my name is literally the definition of melange? something to consider moving forward into the coming years

if you twist my arm i’d run in 2028. could make the time

a cruel stewie’s thesis

sitting my ass down and comparing the eva subs for my goddamn self. sick of the bullshit. putting them side by side is wild. if i had to put a largesweeping statement to my work thus far, the netflix subs made all of the language actively stupider. almost like there was some sort of…intention

holy fuck is it today again

inventing a type of corporation that you can give the electric chair

it’s time to give the warner sister the reigns

for $2 i will write a 500 word review of anything you want and give it a rating out of 7. but for just $3.25 the review will break 1,000 words and the rating will be out of a standard 5. offer is on the table i don’t adhere to any style formats chicago or otherwise

im goin up the country, stewie from family guy, Goin up the country, Stewie from family guy

want the internet archive jersey so bad it’s actually disgusting

sign o the times

much preferred the time when you would pirate stuff privately and discuss it in shadowed zones instead of having to do it publicly as a kind of moral obligation

80 kajillion million dollars

think i may have to heat up that leftover burrito pretty soon…

they say operating realdiscord.org is a thankless task but i beg to differ. my private real wrapped just came in. there are thanks in all directions tbh

all this talk of MP4: a limited container, matroska is doing wild things over there. not the most ideal in many cases but damn powerful

picked up the latest issue of the incredible hunk to see what all the fuss is about. kinda odd. he never turns green, he’s always hanging dong, doesn’t really fight anyone…super fucking hot tho. i can see the appeal just not what i expected from a comic book. way more photos than drawings too

please yes

may be due for a listen animesickos.com/episode/95-t...

getting naked on eBay Live and they change the rules to ALLOW IT

still seems like nobody has wised up to the hamburglar’s purity of spirit. All the better ultimately

the world is so crazy on the internet. you can say something like “if i was a jellyfish id be the kind thats sick all the time probably” and someone will earnestly reply “that actually exists ☝️ the chunkus blowicus is a member of the dypthinge genus and is always suffering from nausea : )”