miitomo was truly the greatest social media site ever which is why it died so quickly. we didn’t deserve it

bears are like the real life version of that one kirby enemy that’s like a cute smiling flying creature until you provoke them and then they transform into the most terrifying monster you’ve ever seen in your life

pretty pleasantly surprised with how fun single player far far west is. i know the whole point of the game is to party with friends but i appreciate that you can get a pretty full experience going it alone too. reminds me a lot of deep rock in that way

think i like quad barrel + bow in far far west. both weapons seem very versatile and reliable and complement one another well. now i just gotta figure out what kind of jokers i wanna put on them. the one that increases fire rate while aiming down sights seems fun on the quad barrel

mewtwo may have been a tragic abomination created solely for the purpose of granting its cruel masters complete domination on the battlefield but you have to admit. that fucking freak had some good wisdom about knowing yourself

overwatch is having its tenth anniversary soon BUT blizzard abandoned the game for like two fucking years straight so does it really count

pure cinema

"Check out this wingspan!" - one Sandhill Crane colt to another

damn apparently the new minecraft java edition snapshot is adding integrated p2p online multiplayer and a friends list. crazy. only took them 17 years

this is so weird but playing this sim who was supposed to be a crazed artist who feeds sims to her cowplant kind of just…makes me want to make a normal sim who paints and grows flowers and has a cute cat and isn’t trying to kill or fuck or impregnate everyone they meet. can you believe that

i think the ultimate fantasy fulfillment for me when i play the sims is like…living a life where you are your own boss but your job is also extremely low stakes. like i can be a painter and bang out one good painting in a day and be good for the month

enjoying star wars is truly my cross to bear in that it’s generally dumb as fuck and i don’t want the image of a star wars funko pop reddit manchild but it’s also fun to think about sometimes

the “leia winning over the noghri” subplot in the thrawn trilogy feels a bit like the “paul and jessica winning over the fremen” subplot from dune but without any of the actually interesting exploration of exploitation and power dynamics

finally got a chance to try out far far west yesterday. pretty fun, feels like a super arcadey version of something like helldivers. all the mixing and matching of weapons and abilities and perks seems fun to experiment with. every single track sounds like cotton-eye joe to me

i wish melatonin gummies didn’t make your heart explode or whatever because they really are extremely effective at knocking my ass out on those nights where my brain refuses to turn off. what i really need to do is get better at clearing my mind but what if i just ate a gummy instead??

watching jerma’s tomodachi life streams has got me in the mood to play the sims again and i think i wanna make an artist guy who lives in a shitty apartment in san myshuno but like. i can’t just make a normal guy. he has to be fucked up in some way. but i can’t decide how for this guy

every minecraft server has: -the guy playing factorio in minecraft -the guy who dies more than everyone else in the server combined -the guy who's eternally digging a giant fucking pit but doesn't know why -the griefer

crazy cars 2, title screen (running in window), macintosh (1990) www.mobygames.com/game/780/f40...

gonna start referring to my friend group as the platonic polycule

my girlfriend and i went to the arcade for my birthday last weekend and i tried out a rhythm game called wacca and i gotta say. that shit was fun

played fall guys with a player whose gamertag was “slothsrmythang” this morning and i can’t stop thinking about how 10/10 of a gamertag that is

twitch channel idea: just a 24/7 spectator view of an inn in oblivion where you can watch the npcs wander in and out and have their insane little conversations and nothing ever happens

Researchers Find Crows Smart Enough Not To Let On How Smart They Really Are https://theonion.com/researchers-find-crows-smart-enough-not-to-let-on-how-s-1844081510/

finally got unbreaking iii and quick charge iii on my crossbow. now if i could just get sharpness v on my spear i’d be truly kitted out

spinrhythm the type of game where i go “ok just one more song” like fifty times in a row

look i know carrabba's is only one step up from olive garden but like. i learned recently they have a $10 all you can eat soup + salad + bread lunch special and that is fucking INSANE value

[Q] Do you think most people are evil? Or is it just ALL you people on Yahoo P&S? [A] I am the evil one [2006]

had this brain blast today: “what if there’s a scientology wiki?” sadly there doesn’t appear to be one. but i did see there’s a general purpose religion wiki on fandom dot com which is pretty funny on its own. i’m in the jesus fandom

Since he always wants to be included he now serves as a joycon. #Birds

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the x files, screenshot, playstation (1999) www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBcO...

you know if evercold’s doing “item levels only go up every two patches” and “you can potentially do all your weekly gear progression in one day” AND “every job uses your highest item level job’s item level”…idk that might just be low effort enough for me to come back…

captain planet and the planeteers, game over screen, amiga (1991) www.mobygames.com/game/11958/c...

extremely disturbing new hobby: going to bed on time

you know in hindsight i kinda like that i have no fucking clue what’s going on in re:zero anymore because now i have no way of knowing what’s GOING to happen. i’m truly at the edge of my seat here

look i know pointing out the many obvious plot holes in the prequels is passé at this point but like. why DID they only use one guy for the entire clone army? why not like, ten different guys who specialize in different military roles? i know the answer is lazy writing but still

did you know? cinco de mayo started when people got too annoyed by may the fourth

A long time ago … in a Hollywood far, far away … this Sicko betrayed Trekkiedom. May the 4th be … over soon. @theonion.com

million dollar idea: mr. ed reboot where mr. ed……is a PODCASTER?!? but nobody knows he’s a horse!!!!!

Commentary: The Events Depicted In ‘Star Wars’ Actually Happened To Me

We won’t be celebrating May The 4th Be With You- Not until Disney puts jizz back into the Star Wars films.

oh hell no bulbapedia got enshittified…

every spring there’s just something really funny about seeing adult mockingbirds working the annoying “feed me” screech of their babies into their mimicry repertoire. like they’re roasting their kids

it’s genuinely kind of embarrassing to say this but i unironically think minecraft dungeons is my all time favorite arpg. it’s just so stupid and fun