i’ve been watching the first season of dorohedoro lately and i’m almost done with it and man. this show is so good

A himborb.

finally finished the swarm expedition. this one was truly the definition of neat ideas with absolute dogshit execution lmao. oh well, least i got some sick armor

just read fountainhead part 2 chapter 2

news story idea: mutually assured nuclear destruction averted after world leaders discover their mutual love of a funny image that says “fuck you, i’m an anteater”

can’t believe we’re finally getting proper seats in minecraft after like 16 years

*sees a guy wearing a quince garment* ok dude we GET it you have a PODCAST

concept: terminally online gilligan’s island fandom complete with insane shipping drama

okami is so good man. i know okamiden is a thing but why didn’t they make two or three more of these thangs, it’s just as good as a zelda

getting all the guys together and putting the cornell labs bird feeder cam on the big screen like it’s the superbowl and going insane every time a cardinal shows up

screech owls are truly god tier birds. adorable, makes a funny noise, lives in a little hole in a tree, eats annoying bugs

i was gonna take a break from fall guys this season but they pulled me back in with the cute bee costume…

had to take a detour while driving to the east coast today and went through this really awesome wildlife management area. saw/heard tons of bobwhite and towhees and meadowlarks and ground doves

kinda nuts how much i’m enjoying dragonwilds. really glad i finally decided to give this game a try. think i always loved the idea of runescape’s gameplay loop but just never cared for playing it in the form of a crusty old mmo. playing it in something very similar to valheim is a blast though

we’re going viral on funnyjunk with this one

This picture of a juvenile secretary bird appeared on my tumblr feed the other day and I haven't stopped thinking about it since. the legs, the hairdo, the expression?? what am I supposed to do with this information

i’m shipping roark and keating just to spite ayn rand

i truly have the disease where hitting trees and boulders in shitty survival crafting games fills me with immense satisfaction

i tried so hard to get into runescape and old school runescape but i just couldn't do it. but dragonwilds is like, made specifically for me

realms of the haunting, official website, excerpt (1997) web.archive.org/web/19970605...

i hate to be a series of cliches but like. fuck dude listening to some downtempo jazz on a gloomy day while sipping black coffee really does go hard as hell

researching baseball

i may be a fuckup in a bunch of other ways but christ. christ at least i have 0 interest in gambling

i truly wish honchkrow didn’t suck ass

wtf staraptor has a mega evolution and it’s fighting type and it has contrary and can learn close combat wtfffff

finally giving okami a proper chance. 20 year late to the party but better late than never i guess

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dems in 2027: we will not make the same mistakes we made in 2024. dems in 2028: gavin newsome is BRAT

#birdbot

i’m only one chapter into the fountainhead but so far every conversation roark has feels like that “Wise 37 year old [smiling serenely]: One million.” tweet

i just learned about mega skarmory the other day. what the fuck did they do to my boy

oh god speed boost stored power espathra is so evil

swablu and altaria have always been one of my favorite bird pokemon but they’ve really grown on me lately. they’re just so damn cute

alright i pulled espathra in champions i think i actually have a pretty solid trio between talonflame altaria and espathra

new social media platform idea: it’s like twitter but all text is uppercase no matter what

won my first pokemon champions using only birds…talonflame, quaquaval, and mega altaria

my favorite part of local news websites is the giant collage of advertisements for debunked medieval cures to disgusting ailments at the bottom of every story

all birds should be renamed to onomatopoeia of their calls like bobwhites and whip-poor-wills, no matter how extremely impractical that would be

something funny about the serene sight of a family of adult sandhill cranes peacefully grazing in an open field and looking slightly off to the side where two mockingbird are trying to kill each other just for the sake of violence

*duke nukem voice* I’m about to turn these “Gooners” into “Goners”

just saw the mandalorian and gogu and you know. i actually enjoyed it a lot more than i thought i would. it was very stupid but in a fun way

i’ve never read any rand before and i’m 99% sure i wouldn’t agree with anything she has to say but i have this strange compulsion to read the fountainhead if only because it seems like it would be diametrically opposed to the grapes of wrath

well i finished the grapes of wrath. definitely one of the best novels i’ve read in recent time, though definitely also a bummer. but a bummer with a purpose, with pockets of joy despite the general malaise of decline throughout the story. i see clearly why it went down as a classic

intrusive thought i had while driving the other day: 90s style late night infomercial for a two disc collection containing frank sinatra’s twenty greatest songs about slime

i have no stakes in this but i feel like toy story is pixar’s version of the simpsons in that they should have stopped making new ones 15 years ago

remember when the onceler was really sexy, i like to think that moment angered a fringe group of people who want to fuck a large variety of dr. seuss characters who self identify themselves as seussexuals who felt the onceler was vastly overrated and not even that hot

explored a deep dark biome for the first time last night. accidentally summoned the warden but i managed to get away without getting blasted. definitely gonna pack a stack of wool in the enderchest for next time. maybe one day i’ll find an ancient city

i was coming back from my run and a mockingbird fledgling sitting on a fence hopped into a nearby tree and then started slowly inching toward me and staring at me with such intense curiosity like they’re trying to figure out what the hell kind of creature i am. hey bro