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Il re dei froci. 恐れることなく
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the answer to the trolley problem is that we have to blow up the fucking trolley i think
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Algorithm update. As ever: Dudes rock.
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Pit Box Press
1 day ago
Making his Pit Box Press debut, Anthony Damcott covers Ryan Blaney’s win in Phoenix.
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Ryan Blaney Overcomes Pit Road Miscues to Score Second Straight Phoenix Win
Blaney’s two tires were enough to hold off Christopher Bell’s four at the end.
https://pitboxpress.com/2026/03/09/ryan-blaney-overcomes-pit-road-miscues-to-score-second-straight-phoenix-win/
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Pit Box Press
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ICYMI:
@jjturnip.bsky.social
has all the details from this weekend’s O’Reilly Series race at Phoenix.
pitboxpress.com/2026/03/07/o...
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O’Reilly’s Auto Parts Series GOVX 200 at Phoenix Raceway Race Recap
Join PBP as we cover this weekends O’Reilly’s Auto Parts Series race from Phoenix Raceway!
https://pitboxpress.com/2026/03/07/oreillys-auto-parts-series-govx-200-at-phoenix-raceway-race-recap/
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Parker Molloy
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Many such cases
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Got people out here that literally brag about doing it too like I feel like I'm going insane
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That was an experience unlike anything I've seen before, I'm so glad that I went in completely blind ngl Great show, fantastic production
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Going outside tonight, made it to the intermission before I could post this but this has been great so far
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Tanner Smith
4 days ago
We’re really getting down to the floor (maybe even getting into the basement) as we talk about Kaulig’s expectations for the 2026
#NASCAR
season.
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Pit Box Press
4 days ago
@jjturnip.bsky.social
and
@tannersmithwrites.bsky.social
continue their deep dive series by looking into Kaulig Racing’s expectations for 2026.
pitboxpress.com/2026/03/06/f...
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From Ceiling to Floor: Kaulig Racing 2026 Predictions
In the latest edition of From Ceiling to Floor, Tanner and Jey examine the 2026 exceptations for Kaulig Racing after a turbulent offseason.
https://pitboxpress.com/2026/03/06/from-ceiling-to-floor-kaulig-racing-2026-predictions/
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Tanner Smith
5 days ago
For a while now,
#NASCAR
has had issues with its development pipeline that
@jjturnip.bsky.social
seeks to address in a new venue. Presenting: The NASCAR Driving Academy
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I genuinely had so much fun writing this, I hope you'll give it a read!
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Tanner Smith
7 days ago
After a weekend of rights and lefts,
@jjturnip.bsky.social
and I dropped our newest From Ceiling to Floor focusing on Trackhouse Racing
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Pit Box Press
8 days ago
@tannersmithwrites.bsky.social
and
@jjturnip.bsky.social
take a deep dive into Trackhouse Racing’s expectations for 2026.
pitboxpress.com/2026/03/03/f...
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From Ceiling to Floor: Trackhouse Racing 2026 Expectations
After covering a myriad of teams in the garage, Jey and Tanner take aim at the most interesting lineup on the grid in Trackhouse.
https://pitboxpress.com/2026/03/03/from-ceiling-to-floor-trackhouse-racing-2026-expectations/
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Pit Box Press
9 days ago
History. Made. Madelyn Novak has the story of how Tyler Reddick pulled off a historic third victory in a row.
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Reddick Makes History at Circuit of the Americas
Tyler Reddick made history in Austin, Texas as he became the first driver in Cup Series history to win the first three races of the season.
https://pitboxpress.com/2026/03/02/reddick-makes-history-at-circuit-of-the-americas/
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Pit Box Press
10 days ago
In what came as a shock to absolutely no one, Shane Van Gisbergen pulled off a win at a road course. Natalie Carroll has the story.
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Focused Health 250: SVG gets another road win at COTA
Shane Van Gisbergen scored a road victory at the Circuit of the Americas, completing road course bingo.
https://pitboxpress.com/2026/03/01/focused-health-250-svg-gets-another-road-win-at-cota/
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Pit Box Press
10 days ago
New track, familiar winner. Madelyn Novak covers how Layne Riggs fought his was to victory through the streets of St. Pete.
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Riggs Earns Hard-Fought Victory in the Streets of St. Pete
In the Truck Series’ inuagural race at St. Petersburg, Layne Riggs fought his way to a win.
https://pitboxpress.com/2026/03/01/riggs-earns-hard-fought-victory-in-the-streets-of-st-pete/
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Tanner Smith
12 days ago
Very impressed by
@jjturnip.bsky.social
work on this one, and we’ll be dropping a series of these throughout the 2026 season to celebrate Harvick’s 25-year anniversary since his first
#NASCAR
Cup Series win.
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Pit Box Press
12 days ago
As we head into another race weekend,
@jjturnip.bsky.social
shares the next installment of The Closer Chronicles.
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The Closer Chronicles: The 2001 Cracker Barrel Old Country Store 500
Today in The Closer Chronicles we wind the clock back to 2001 and cover Kevin Harvick’s earliest example of “closing” out a victory in one of the biggest situations of his entire career…
https://pitboxpress.com/2026/02/26/the-closer-chronicles-the-2001-cracker-barrel-old-country-store-500/
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Pit Box Press
16 days ago
Natalie Carroll tells the story of how Tyler Reddick went back-to-back to open the season.
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Autotrader 400: Reddick backs up Daytona with Atlanta triumph
Tyler Reddick backed up his Daytona 500 victory with a victory at the EchoPark Speedway in Atlanta.
https://pitboxpress.com/2026/02/23/autotrader-400-reddick-backs-up-daytona-with-atlanta-triumph/
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Pit Box Press
16 days ago
Just over an hour until the green flag,
@tannersmithwrites.bsky.social
and
@jjturnip.bsky.social
share what to expect from RCR this year.
pitboxpress.com/2026/02/22/f...
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From Ceiling to Floor: Richard Childress Racing 2026 Expectations
The newest edition of the From Ceiling to Floor series explores the 2026 outlook for Richard Childress Racing.
https://pitboxpress.com/2026/02/22/from-ceiling-to-floor-2026-rcr-predictions/
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Finally! Sheldon Creed no longer a bridesmaid!
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Pit Box Press
17 days ago
In what’s already been a big year for 23XI,
@tannersmithwrites.bsky.social
and
@jjturnip.bsky.social
discuss what else to expect from the young team.
pitboxpress.com/2026/02/21/f...
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From Ceiling to Floor: 23XI Racing 2026 Expectations
In the newest installment in the From Ceiling to Floor, Tanner and Jey look at what to expect out of 23XI Racing in 2026.
https://pitboxpress.com/2026/02/21/from-ceiling-to-floor-23xi-racing-2026-expectations/
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This series was great fun to work on my buddy
@tannersmithwrites.bsky.social
with! Give it a read and look out for the rest of our installments in this series!
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Tanner Smith
20 days ago
In this latest installment of
#NASCAR
2026 season expectations,
@jjturnip.bsky.social
and I cover the vaunted Team Penske’s floor and ceiling!
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Pit Box Press
20 days ago
Next up on the docket,
@tannersmithwrites.bsky.social
and
@jjturnip.bsky.social
cover expectations for Team Penske in 2026.
pitboxpress.com/2026/02/19/f...
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From Ceiling to Floor: Team Penske 2026 Expectations
Now that the dust has settled on a busy NASCAR offseason, the teams appear ready to hit the high banks of Daytona for the first official race of the 2026 Cup Series season. As such, Jey and I recon…
https://pitboxpress.com/2026/02/19/from-floor-to-ceiling-team-penske-2026-expectations/
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Tanner Smith
20 days ago
On the 19th anniversary of this event, take a look back at Kevin Harvick’s miraculous last-lap drive to beat Mark Martin at Daytona in the first of a multi-part series titles “The Closer Chronicles”
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Tanner Smith
21 days ago
The first in a line of articles,
@jjturnip.bsky.social
& I jotted down what we thought Hendrick Motorsports’ best outlook appeared to be and what their worst outlook is for 2026 before settling into the middle at the end. From Ceiling to Floor, our newest way to draft up 2026
#NASCAR
expecstations
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Pit Box Press
20 days ago
In another deep-dive series,
@tannersmithwrites.bsky.social
and
@jjturnip.bsky.social
look at the career of Kevin Harvick. First up - Daytona, 2007.
pitboxpress.com/2026/02/18/t...
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The Closer Chronicles: The 2007 Daytona 500
In the start of a new series, Tanner covers Kevin Harvick’s miraculous Daytona 500 performance in the 2007 edition of the Great American Race.
https://pitboxpress.com/2026/02/18/the-closer-chronicles-the-2007-daytona-500/
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Pit Box Press
21 days ago
@tannersmithwrites.bsky.social
and
@jjturnip.bsky.social
share their thoughts on what lies ahead for Hendrick Motorsports in 2026.
pitboxpress.com/2026/02/17/f...
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From Ceiling to Floor: Hendrick Motorsports 2026 Expectations
With the Cup Series kicking into high gear, Tanner and Jey lay out their expectations for each team in the field this year, starting with Hendrick Motorsports.
https://pitboxpress.com/2026/02/17/from-ceiling-to-floor-hendrick-motorsports-2026-expectations/
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Pit Box Press
23 days ago
Now that you can breathe, take a moment to read Madelyn Novak‘s recap of yesterday’s Daytona 500.
pitboxpress.com/2026/02/16/f...
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Familiar Story as Chaos Ensues at Daytona 500
Panic set in late for many drivers which helped Tyler Reddick maneuver his way to his first Daytona 500 victory.
https://pitboxpress.com/2026/02/16/familiar-story-as-chaos-ensues-at-daytona-500/
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Pit Box Press
25 days ago
Natalie Carroll gets the season kicked off with our first Truck Series recap.
pitboxpress.com/2026/02/14/f...
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Fresh from Florida 250: Chandler Smith Wins Season Opener in Four-Wide Finish
One day after failing to qualify for the Daytona 500, Chandler Smith finds redemption in the truck series race at Daytona.
https://pitboxpress.com/2026/02/14/fresh-from-florida-250-chandler-smith-wins-season-opener-in-four-wide-finish/
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Pit Box Press
about 1 month ago
The offseason lasted three days longer than expected, but we’ve made it through. Madelyn Novak has all the action from last night’s Clash covered.
pitboxpress.com/2026/02/05/p...
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Preece Earns First Cup Victory – Cook Out Clash
Ryan Preece earned his first victory in a Cup Series car in Wednesday’s Cook Out Clash.
https://pitboxpress.com/2026/02/05/preece-earns-first-cup-victory-cook-out-clash/
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Isi Baehr-Breen
about 1 month ago
The coolest Congresswoman there’s ever been.
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I made a Lego car to avoid implicating myself by telling a local fucknut to name a time and place he wanted his ass beat How was your day?
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Thomas Leeper
about 2 months ago
Note how there's no violence or chaos when the cops aren't rioting.
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Better Things Are Possible
about 2 months ago
It's already demoralizing to be a federal thug, a barely sentient ogre. Nobody likes or respects you. But then you go to work in -19 weather thinking surely today you'll get a break from people yelling at you. But no there they are. They're not even cold
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Pit Box Press
about 2 months ago
📝Looking to kickstart your sports writing career? Join our amazing staff at PBP! Apply at
pitboxpress.com/join-our-team/
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Pit Box Press
about 2 months ago
With the Super Bowl just weeks away, Natalie Carroll takes a look at the relationship between NASCAR and the NFL.
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NASCAR and the NFL: American Icons Intertwined
NASCAR and the NFL are two of the most iconic sports in the world, and the two have been intertwined for years.
https://pitboxpress.com/2026/01/19/nascar-and-the-nfl-american-icons-intertwined/
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis
about 2 months ago
ICE raids are not the first time this was made explicit. I think people downplay how much Jim Crow was not just about controlling Black people but it was also about controlling white people. If you thought racism was dumb and acted that way you could end up with a bomb in your home
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Sludge
about 2 months ago
New: We built an interactive map of every ICE contractor working with the Trump administration.
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The Companies Behind ICE
Sludge built an interactive map of every ICE contractor working with the Trump administration.
https://readsludge.com/2026/01/16/the-companies-behind-ice/
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Pit Box Press
about 2 months ago
Ever wondered who your favorite driver would be as a cartoon? Fortunately,
@tannersmithwrites.bsky.social
has already thought of that!
pitboxpress.com/2026/01/16/n...
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NASCAR Drivers As Cartoon Characters, Vol. 1
After a long, heavy offseason, Tanner had some help from his friends to create a new line of articles comparing NASCAR drivers to cartoon characters, starting with Volume 1.
https://pitboxpress.com/2026/01/16/nascar-drivers-as-cartoon-characters-vol-1/
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Tanner Smith
about 2 months ago
Had a ton of fun working with
@kbdc.bsky.social
and
@jjturnip.bsky.social
putting this
#NASCAR
article together, and there is MUCH more to come for this series!
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bob barker 🍸
about 2 months ago
Look at this absolute queen
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Pit Box Press
about 2 months ago
A dream come true for many NASCAR fans - The Chase is back.
@jjturnip.bsky.social
covers the big announcement.
pitboxpress.com/2026/01/13/f...
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Feeling Like 2004: NASCAR Returns to “Chase” Points Format
Join PBP as we cover the announced changes to NASCAR’s postseason!
https://pitboxpress.com/2026/01/13/feeling-like-2004-nascar-returns-to-chase-points-format/
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The Daily Show
2 months ago
A time-honored tradition: Republicans offering buts and prayers
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Brendel
2 months ago
Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters
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