my ex drove past me when I was out with a friend and I pointed and dry heaved

gin shits smell like malort. they do. ask me how i know. i fucking dare you.

yikes i have fallen in love with a beautiful woman at the bar

the way this job drains the dopamine from me christ

me: this year my birthday will be Shrek themed introvert friend: wha- me: last year it was zoolander and I was zoolander in the mines if: ...you're chaotic me: and the year before that it was twilight themed- if: omg me: and i was baseball alice if: (short circuits with laughter)

season 6 of mha and I can confidently say it's my favorite anime of this generation and I wanna look and fight like mirko

7min half mile!! bitch let's go!!!!

i love telling people no at work

yo anyone know anyone in Chicago who needs a spot to live starting in August? My roomie is moving in with his gf and I'm not looking to move, haha

i am not catholic but when i tell you I am proud to be a chicagoan

in the adhd cycle of "no energy to get up to eat but need to eat for energy but has no energy to get up to eat" plz km

"Why don't Americans-" The ruling class of America has intentionally disempowered its citizens spread across 3,000+ miles of land and then funded the police force as an occupying army that happily murders anyone who opposes them and imprisons whoever is left as slave laborers. So phone calls it is

everything is so terrifying and we still gotta hold onto hope. whatever happens tonight we do. call your reps. delay filing your taxes. do what you can. no one's gonna save us, it's gotta be us

hey so if this president nukes a country we should not file our taxes and he should be thrown in jail

nothing is more affirming than feeding someone and watching them fall in love with you a little bit through your cooking

ok, track run went as well as I expected (the last two scenes are a mess)

lmao all my exes are obsessed with me and it gives me so much fucking power lmfaoooo

just sent the toughest email of my career. it was not a resignation email. holding people accountable, alone, is very hard but very necessary. speak, even when your voice shakes.

lol. lmao. rofl.

i hate this contract and i will never understudy for this theater again

if their rehearsals aren't going to be prioritized, scheduled or planned *please do not schedule an understudy performance as an industry night or part of closing weekend or anything* since they're not going to have ENOUGH RUNS TO FEEL READY TO GO

gentle criminal and la brava are da best let them do crime

pork and beer = goated pair

HAPPY TDOV I WOULD GIVE THIS FUCKING UTERUS AWAY TO A WOMAN WHO WANTS ONE BECAUSE THIS FUCKING BITCH DECIDED TO THROW THE BLOOD MOON UP AND RUIN MY DICK APPOINTMENT!!!!! WHO WANTS IT

It's Trans Day of Visibility. I'm gonna be honest. It is rough out there right now for all of us. If you want us to continue to BE visible, we need support. Go Fund Me's. Direct support. Buying works by trans authors. (I am one of those, please buy upcoming comics that I wrote!!)

planning my april and lolsobbing at the realization i have THREE DAYS between projects the lock in continues the insanity persists REEEEEEEEEEE

sometimes i be wondering if i have autism bc sometimes people ask questions with no forethought and i feel the social cue to be polite but my brain goes "no. correct them."

so i'm getting all of my character tactics out of my head and onto the page and wanna remind the audience that i have a bachelor's degree. i am a working actor. i am very good at what i do and this is how i notate:

sometimes you analyze your script and you realize that your character is 100% a bratty sub

with this, god damn it, don't let me like lil yachty who even the fuck is this guy

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there is something about hyperpop and dnb being the two genres that keep me from focusing on The Big Sad and i wanna know what it is

but sometimes you just want to be loved out loud by someone who looks like you and not someone who wants points having you as their s/o

sometimes you are a fool and sometimes it's just trauma

say the thing you don't wanna do in a Christian bale batman voice. if it makes you laugh, shut up and go do it bc it is, in fact not that serious

every time i'm out and i consider ordering food to come to my house i remember i live in Chicago and if I just take the scenic route to my destination I *will* run into a Mexican spot with an award on it

Anxiety and ADHD is stupid bc what do you mean the task that was stressing me out the most that I was struggling to reserve energy for WAS CHANGING THE SHEETS AND BEDSPREAD? lord let the empire fall soon i am so tired of this system stressing me OUTTTT

"fuck it, i'll do it myself" is a foundational pillar of black femininity because if we don't do it, no one will stand up for us or support us. if they don't give you a seat at the table bring a folding chair. but it's also very lonely and sometimes really scary.

if you can't twerk to rage against the machine you're a racist and you have no rhythm. embarrassing. fall down a ravine

i took a half day of pto today and i am going to definitely just play the sims for most of it

hey today i open a show that i've had a middling time on covering a track that mirrors my life in a very close way and it's been real hard on my mental health while all of my close personal relationships are shifting dramatically and i'm not gonna drink tonight i think, feels dangerous haha

New trailer for "Jaadugar" anime series (Science Saru studio). Directed by Naoko Yamada & Abel Gongora. Coming in July 2026.

texting my psych "my meds aren't strong enough"

the zoologist was right about sleep

hey so love how bcbs is designed to be so hostile to the patient that LOGGING INTO ITS WEBSITE TO CHECK ONE'S CLAIM IS AN IMPOSSIBLE TASK

Absolutely. Been sayin’

now very glad to be booked thru the summer bc what the hell is this

no one needs anything from me today because I have willed it. I will play the sims and silence my phone and drink tea and not be needed anywhere

ummmmm i am not saying they are stupid buuuut we all needed degrees (apparently) to get this job????? so why can't we do averages?????? do i need to teach 4th grade math to my coworkers????? mean median mode shit???? i gotta do that???????????? jesus let me book big please god i gotta get outta here

16 minute mile for my first day back in the gym in 6+ months. i am not upset! but it will be a 12min by my birthday and a 7min this time next year.