I may have missed Pride Month, but it's better late than never

How to convert your Way of Mercy Monk into a Drunken Master Monk, stick 'em on a wine keg.

IM JOBLESS AGAIN AND COMMS ARE OPEN but ive had the time to make a new comm sheet, you can get one by filling the form out forms.gle/Vr3Qd5hh5aR3... -all past blusky commissions will be getting done at the same time witht these

commission done for @kaibluesky.bsky.social

Dat there Circus do be Digital eh?

Last update on the Age Verification bullshit before I go even more silent that I normally would because fuck this site. The audacity to ask for ID verification on desktop is palpable when ***no such fucking thing is required on mobile.*** Can see everything on my phone but god forbid on desktop.

Fucking really Bluesky? Are you fucking kidding me? Fuck off with this bullshit. I'm not giving my ID to some third party fuckwits just so I can view your site unmolested. I can't even see my own fucking posts you actual fucking assholes.

Holiday Comm #5 for @/kairii20 (Twitter) Eggnog addicted ladies

I have had this kicking on my drive for a while now, might as well line and color it lol.

Think its stupid that VISA and Mastercard think something as innocent as Cat Ear accessories are a bannable offense? Then heres something you can do about it. Complain to visa and MC, call your representatives. Advocate for porn, whole heartedly.

I see this reducing in reposts - this situation never went away. You may have seen a lot of people posting about it and some inroads made and thought " yeah things will turn out alright" Unfortunately no. we actually do have to keep holding their feet to the fire until they deliver.

Taking applications for feeders and donators~! Wanna see me be this huge? Wanna have percent ownership in a huge lazy fat girl to be? Make it happen, I'm hungry! 💦 fansly.com/DuchessVale/

Goofy ass comic for April Fools featuring @kaibluesky.bsky.social's Dell (She's paying off the bar counter, which she broke with her ass) (1/2)

>Did you really think it would be that easy? (2/2)

Barmaid Sam, based on something my friend @kaibluesky.bsky.social did (featuring their character Dell, seen here) She is way too full of beer to be balancing food platters, much less her oversized keg of a gut-

>Sam's vision goes black as the snapping continues. >"... 𝘏𝘦𝘺... 𝘏𝘦𝘺, 𝘤'𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘯... 𝘈𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶... 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘦?" >Fluorescent light flashes across her eyes. >"𝘖𝘬𝘢𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘏𝘈𝘝𝘌 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘮𝘦. 𝘏𝘦𝘺. 𝘕𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘭𝘢𝘥𝘺." >"𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘈.𝘔.𝘈 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘱𝘶𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯' 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘯." >(To be continued)

(CW: Just a smidge of body horror❗) >The pallid hand drifted close to Sam's forehead, placing the tip of its finger against her skin. >(⭕ ⭕) >Maybe it was meant to be this way? >Sam could hear the faint sound of someone snapping.

>A sickening, scarlet glow emanates from the doorway behind Sam, as she turns her head weakly to look back, knees trembling as the terror was reaching its apex. >A single, dainty arm, paler than the dead was slowly, listlessly moving from beyond the door's precipice. >It raised up, and Sam froze.

>Numerous sheeted figures spilled out of the doorway opposite the first, filling the hallway and blocking the path back towards "exit". >Sam receded away in utter terror, watching as the figures shuffled their way closer, hands grabbing at the air. >She was backed against a wall... >If only.

>Having seen her (assumedly) only exit disappear before her very eyes, Sam's heart begins to beat very, 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 fast. >Her momentary shock is replaced by horror as one of the cloaked figures appears in the doorway, revealing several 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 arms as she backs away. >Another door opens behind her.

>Sam reels back in horror, not sure what she's even looking at... >The sound of a door creaking jolts her into looking to her left, from where she entered. >Ffffffffuck.

Man, don't you just hate it when your butt spontaneously gets bigger when you're not looking? Angi belongs to @maxdigital.bsky.social

A very lorge dragonborn full of wine, apparently caffeinated wine is a thing, unfortunate for Maeve with all that energy and none of the movement. Maeve belongs to @kaibluesky.bsky.social

if you see this post, your actions are: - if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this - if you don't have a spare buck, just repost your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive

Might as well make the first proper art post something new. @deltafrog.bsky.social 's funny vacuum dragon Aivery showcasing some bounty hunting in progress.

She Ant on till I Blast.

Spoilers for the funny blast game Couldn't help but make this after seeing @cubedoff.bsky.social's character selection thing. Dell belongs to me Flow belongs to @cubedoff.bsky.social Lexi belongs to @hectorcollector.bsky.social Bev belongs to @teasethaliley.bsky.social

CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER: Leftmost: @kaibluesky.bsky.social 's Dell Middle Left: @teasethaliley.bsky.social 's Bev Middle Right: @hectorcollector.bsky.social 's Lexi Rightmost: my gal Flow

we've reached 2k followers (again)! i've got a whole lot of people to disappoint! to celebrate, i'll be holding a raffle with 4 possible winners! please check the alt text on the attached image for details

Ask Dell and Jericha! Ask either one or both of them a question about them and get an answer! Some answers might get drawn, so ask away! tellonym.me/TheRealKaiMa...

I kinda wanna do a QnA with my characters on here, would y'all be interested in that?

ROUND artists. (Any expansion is fine) Promote your art in the replies! Show me your cool art below!!! 👀 A lot of people are moving over here so wanted to do something to help everyone find each other! (Only promo stuff of 18+ characters please ty)

I may have acquired a certain orange spikey individual by the name of @reticide.bsky.social. I believe I'm treating em right :)

Always 💖 Don't make me tap the sign

Durgon Her horde is nothing but rare liqours and a small round pink nerd.

@hectorcollector.bsky.social Ain't I a stinker?

Funni comic

No matter how hard you fight them, they always win in the end.

One must travel prepared with company through The White Void of Sin lest you be accosted

I did a doodle

"~OoouuUrp~ Ugh... just... just go ahead and yell..." "Nah" "Whuh.... why ~urp~ not?" "Cause watching you waddle around like an overstuffed walrus for the next 8 months is worth more to me than the hundreds of pounds of candy you stole."

hello, i'm reticide and i draw weird inflation shit and other bizarre things that may or may not be fetishy and/or completely nsfw to most people

She Pizza on my tower till I... @veryfilthything.bsky.social (Sorry for the ping but I had to for this one)

Ain't nothing refreshing like a long shower.

When creation turns on creator.

When you have no test subjects, but too much food.

Pipe, that is all

When two people love each other very much, they

I'm just gonna post most of my best hits so I can get everything sorted so expect the next few posts to not have any words except for a mild descriptor of what it is