#fcf means I can scroll, see a dick and know whose profile it is without looking at their name or main pic

My legs are giving me right jip so I've necked cocodamol

@ivancatdad.bsky.social happy birthday

I feel so much better having removed the sky news app from my phone. I'm still tempted to look at news but less likely to Also avoiding news on tv where I can Sure, shitvis still happening but I'm not being triggered by it Now, if anything bad happens to the orange one, please advise

It's a bit chilly

I slept like a baby Lying in my own shit and wearing a nappy

I've just realised Wayne in the sainsbury ad is parked in a parent child space What a wanker

Every news bulletin atm

My feet are fuckibg freezing

Question: Would you pay £9 for a ham and cheese toastie?

Erm that is locking the grit bin after the 2 year old has bolted. Maybe don't leave them unsupervised and ensure all exits are closed

Macaulay Culkin pays tribute to ‘Home Alone’ mom Catherine O'Hara: “Mama. I thought we had time. I wanted more. I wanted to sit in a chair next to you. I heard you but I had so much more to say. I love you. l'Il see you later.”

Didn't realise jai courtney was I'm sparticus. Shame he was blond and gets killed in it

Wow, I know the new star trek voyager game is still being developed but it is clunky und unplayable

#fourinabed oh this must be locally sourced as the most is so tasty Erm, I don't think travelling a few hundred miles in a lorry would alter the taste

Went to post something earlier Nearly got run over by a cynt doing a u turn on the path He gave me a cheery wave. I was not as cheery in response

Independence day forgets the big alien spaceships crashing would splat large areas. At least it wasn't the capital

Stop screenshotting the orange twat from twatter without hashtags I mute their name and left that shit hole to get away from them

No Internet at home

Gone to bed because what is the point?

Friday is pill day and I did mine super quick

What a pile of made up bollocks from the register Design pcs don't sit next to welding kit etc. Designers don't get dirty on the shop floor Doing several pcs after trashing one would be damage as he knew what he was doing Backups?

I'm going to start up my criminal wrongdoings again #gtaV

You've infected us with a neurolythic pathogen

Man cat had finally decided the temptation of more food exceeds hom wanting to sleep on my side of the bed He has made it lovely and warm

Captain, may I remind you that regulations state thrusters only whilst in space dock

Target that explosion and fire

Fly her apart

Warp speed mr sulu

Fire everything you've got

What bollocks. This is just what active directory does anyway with dns forwarders and a cache The difference in speed is tiny. The dns is already cached and checked for changes on any network. Adding server means it has to update from online dns like Google anyway

Tom Read Wilson is like a posh Julian Clary

Tv program about people relying on medication too much True but all they cover is the dctremely bad examples. Anti depressants for example can be used too much, can have bad side effects but without them in my darkest times I'd have done myself in. A walk wouldn't have helped

That argos advert grates on my nerves The doll presses the emergency stop button to turn on all the lights and not even all at once

Oh #waterlooroad Giving someone a chance after they threatened to set fire to the classroom and bit a teacher I'm sure the other pupils would be very happy with that

Coffee, shower then see if the car is likely to get up thr hill for work

Anyone finding channels not working on #sky #sky? Channel 4 and itv 1 currently have no signal. Other channels are OK Have forced update and rebooted foxes. Not sure if dish issue but I'd expect a wider problem if that was it

Someone is sticking twigs into a 'vase' aka a goldfish bowl, with a massive branch over the top I'll just shove that in my living room then?

@djnsussex.bsky.social happy new year to you both

I'm the only man who is going to spray my wife with vitality Words you don't expect on murder she wrote regarding a showerhead

Watching Murder she wrote: the murder of thr Irish accent

Prue Leith trying not to smirk as her husband asks if he can lick it out

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you It actually did! Hello, I am cholesterol that broke off, creating a clot that 100% blocked my right artery

Oh dear. Someone had too much to drink and has the sacred bucket by the bed It isn't me