every time i distrust my gut i regret it

imagine engaging in gender discourse today

My theory is that the rate limiting is because there is some serious issue. Elon is papering over it. The fact that we can’t tweet or reply or DM shows there is some fire on the servers or something

i can’t tweet or reply on twitter what the fuck

bsky users rejoice

no babe your language model is perfect the large ones scare me

I appreciate the enthusiasm

using twitter and bluesky to AB-test my material

Me acquiring material possessions: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me moving my possessions all at once: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

I’m fucked up Does anyone know where I can find a narrative that will take the responsibility off of me and instead put it on my parents, patriarchy, economic systems, society at large, trauma, anything? Please, I’m desperate

her: can you please put your phone down hwile you're driving him: don't worry babe I hit grandmaster in starcraft

using this for my baptism

i love you all

They say a sneeze is 1/8th of an orgasm And consider: Adult poop is around 1 pound, and a newborn around 7.5 lbs so a poop is about 1/8th of a human birth

These aren’t Tweets and I am not tweeting. What do I tell people I do now?

I think it’s important we don’t treat bluesky as some kind of cool kids club anymore. The folks building this want to grow it, obviously, and that means including outgroup.

evidently I wrote this note to myself last night while I was stoned af

if there's anything historic I'd like to know it's what Jesus was really like You can't know but dude must have, idk, reading the books it looks like he had some rizz is all I'm saying

it's very easy to think you're superior to people who had slaves now that you can't really get any not saying I would go get some, just saying it's relatively a much easier choice for me to be a good guy all things considered

asperger? I barely know’er!

everyone in here is my friend and I won’t let anyone prove otherwise

Jessica Wade does her full time job as a Raman Spectroscopy physicist and then goes home, eats dinner, and spends her nights studying and editing wikipedia pages on female scientists. She also moonlights as a successful and popular author

are you telling me this poop on is grey

Guy asked apartment management if they had a camera in the mail room because his package was stolen Occurred to me he might be asking because he intended to steal something…

bluesky rhymes with brewsky

cowen is so goated

Remembering living on the upper east side of manhattan, hanging out with my recently-moved-from-hawaii girlfriend. We just went to the met and she saw snow for the first time as we left. We're smoking cigarettes inside, ashing in a glass, and laughing about dumb things people say

she as me what my favorite position was to do I said CEO

god please let be paste images instead of saving and uploading who do I have to @ gotd please let me paste an image jesus christ who do i have to pray to to paste an image

we won't allow it

one was never enough

someone is gonna start wwIII and and historians will learn that the cause was that they didn’t get a bluesky invite

Look at it all these unfilled niches 😳

political compass of cartoon avis taking over bsky

congratulations you are all now on elon's naughty list

Anyone else pronouncing it in your head as /bloo-skee/?

in a world without bluechecks the true poaster is king

tfw using bluesky

gm my biskuits

My wife and I had a horrific peek-a-boo accident with our child we had to bring him to the ICU