“What Matters Most is How Well You Walk Through the Fire.” - Charles Bukowski

This is Kevin. He’s from Vietnam

can you guys stop being mean, and can you other guys stop being over sensitive. The rest of you, I love you. You know who you are

I think # of siblings and ones place in the birth order is way more useful than astrology *ducks for cover*

I used to touch electric fences as a kid. One time one on a cow pasture shocked me so hard I blacked out. Curiosity killed the cat but it won’t kill me

I’ve been crushing homemade ground beef and rice bowls lately. Making one rn. Need more elite snacks

Anyone else grow up on AIM? What was your away message? Mine was “brb moms gotta use the computer for some fake reason.”

I just woke up from a lil afternoon nap. How are y’all doing?

I have no thoughts but I must poast

Lyndon B Johnson and the B stands for Bigdick

I really must stop watching my follower count on here. I lost a follower over night and just spent 45 minutes scream crying into my pillow. It’s cool now, though. I have ice cream.

I met my best friend in kindergarten. He’s French Canadian and couldn’t speak English at all when we met in the sandbox during recess. We found a way to communicate non verbally, continued to hang out, and eventually he picked up English and I picked up some French. We’ve been friends ever since

just had a psychedelic experience eating really spicy lamb vindaloo

I suppose they’re inevitable, but I really appreciate the dearth of memes on here. Everyone’s just letting it rip and I love it

Friends turtle wants to escape through the tear in the screened porch. I love it

I like a plain croissant. Chocolate croissant? No thanks, I don’t adulterate my croissants.

Nice

Reading a book anonymously gifted to me. If anyone ever anonymously gifts you a book you absolutely must read it cover to cover, even if you don’t like it.

Ripping an old, prized hoodie apart and sewing it back together in some places in an attempt at that bill belichick but balenciaga look

I was overwhelmed the first time I saw the night sky free of light pollution and full of stars

There’s drama on here already? Can someone fill me in? Sorry I played volleyball and chess all day today

I am still so happy I landed the @ maxwell

@berduck.deepfates.com why did the chicken cross the road?

Just took a sip from a sugar free monster and feel so wise rn. AMA

Just burned about 2000 calories thinking about really sophisticated, smart shit

Here is a comically small stool dairy farmers used when milking cows, with a bottle of champagne for scale

Just kindly told a woman that has a crush on me off because she tried to start a conversation while I was in the middle of a heated chess match. I’m a manosphere account now.

Also stop saying normie, it writhes with cope. Even normies call other people normies.

I think it’s important we don’t treat bluesky as some kind of cool kids club anymore. The folks building this want to grow it, obviously, and that means including outgroup.

Mama gator spotted, keeping an eye on her babies

This is Binx. He showed up at my door meowing incessantly one night, perhaps because he was hungry and smelled the steaks that were just grilled. I opened the door and he immediately waltzed in. I made sure he wasn’t someone else’s, checked if he was chipped. No dice. He’s been with me ever since.

This is where I post from

I think maybe we should tone it down and just post things like “this bagel was good” and pictures of our pets. If I were a newcomer to bluesky with no conception of tpot I’d be like:

I think it’s important to ask questions you think you already know the answer to, and to do this often.

Why are people so much better at caring for others than themselves so often

C-17 spotted

Guy that takes mdma for the first time and proposes to his gf then realizes he was just high and takes it back the next day Based on a true story

I would rather be round house kicked to the face than struggle to spread cold butter on my toast, biscuit, etc. do not insult my time with cold butter.

What the elite don’t want you to know is that Elmo is a groomer

I think we should give social workers guns too

Measuring all you people in the What’s hot tabs temperature in Kelvin so you seem even hotter

Tired of going to the public library and being told to shut up because the only way I know how to read is aloud. I cant help it, thats the way I was taught and Im not smart enough to read quietly in my head. Maybe if you stopped telling me to shut up I would actually get smart enough to read quietly

Anyone else stop the microwave right before it hits 0 so it doesn’t beep? I’m not too fond of beeps, of any variety.

Ok, that’s enough for tonight. It’s time to go to bed because

I had a funny conversation with a pool designer this weekend. How hard could it be to design a pool? This one is a circle. This one is a rectangle. Oh, what if we made this one a square. I know all kinds of shapes to put in the ground

Had nice white wine and mustard braised rabbit for Easter today. As is tradition, right? Right??

Would you kindly help me find my friends on here