Dracula
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Hobby game maker Professional inventor of strawbarinara
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If you've ever wanted to find your place in the universe, if you were a collection of rectangles, have I the 75 second game for you!
endowns.itch.io/belonging
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Belonging by Ian
Finding where you belong
https://endowns.itch.io/belonging
11 months ago
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Danielle Froom 🏳️🌈
3 days ago
nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a squared-up Ilhan Omar and you as a collapsing sewer ogre
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leon
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add a skeleton here at some point
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MIWHT
6 days ago
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Me when a depressed witch turns me into a gun
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6 days ago
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Breatheright strips and Biore strips should do a collab
7 days ago
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I will be the first in the world to make Strollof Rice
8 days ago
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Man, what about Daddy cool?
9 days ago
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1000% tariffs on France and Azerbaijan immediately Mr President
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Trump mocked by European leaders over Armenia-Albania mix-up
U.S. president’s cartographical confusion prompts joke at Copenhagen summit.
https://www.politico.eu/article/european-leaders-mock-donald-trump-over-armenia-albania-mix-up/
9 days ago
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As an American living in Britain, I have started kicking my OWN ass
10 days ago
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The left has a problem with not giving young men financial advice
11 days ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
12 days ago
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My cat when I don't get him the right flavor of $5 canned paté: I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace
12 days ago
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Bone Temple Pilots
13 days ago
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Strawbarinara _________________ Change my mind
16 days ago
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I try to delete as many of my own posts as possible. Don't let Edward Snowden tap me
22 days ago
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Breaking news, Donald Trump has died. Rip bozo such and such
22 days ago
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Gonna marry the love of my life even though she thinks Morrissey's solo stuff is better than The Smiths
23 days ago
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Lm fucking ao
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25 days ago
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Ask your chat bot to shut the fuck up will ya?
26 days ago
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It's hard to think about strawbarinara when the US is continuously creating a worse world for everyone
27 days ago
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God I wish
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29 days ago
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Do you pull the two side Jenga bricks or are you a coward?
29 days ago
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Sally Draper and Tony Soprano were born on the same day
29 days ago
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Happy birthday to the entire population of South Korea from me and my strawbarinara family
about 1 month ago
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Need a bitch who doesn't put up with gendered slurs
about 1 month ago
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nash flynn
about 1 month ago
someday maybe we can get a unified new hampshire too 🫶
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This vegan's making bombs for the government
about 1 month ago
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pussy [dic]
about 1 month ago
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It is Christmas eve in London. Have fun having lunch america
about 1 month ago
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Hey it worked! I'm all cured
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about 1 month ago
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Taco Bell has proved you can take the Christ out of Christmas with their "Live Mas" Proof
about 1 month ago
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Making an AI so omnipotent that it can create a boulder so heavy that it can't lift
about 1 month ago
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Greek bill maher: I should be a gyro
about 1 month ago
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Did lil John and the eastside boys or Blue sky invent the skeet?
about 1 month ago
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Car ads showing off their driverless features... Americans yearn for trains
about 1 month ago
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Wikipedia really has it all
about 1 month ago
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Get back to work
add a skeleton here at some point
about 2 months ago
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Gotta hand it to the Taliban
about 2 months ago
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I can't wait till I become GenX and start doing retvrn about gameboys and bugdom and riding on the pegs on my friends bikes
about 2 months ago
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Check out this little man
about 2 months ago
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mia cherry 🍒🧸🪽
about 2 months ago
we need more mean lesbians
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@jerryseinfeld Let's make a movie
about 2 months ago
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I'm bringing strawbarinara global
about 2 months ago
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Wait Elon Musk has an EGOT for being an EP?
about 2 months ago
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Highly recommend walking 2-3 km to get a pizza
about 2 months ago
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Does polymarket let you bet on political assassinations?
about 2 months ago
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I've been sitting on this info for too long now. If you make a 1:1 solution of water and pure MSG it tastes like pussy. Please confirm this yourself.
about 2 months ago
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James Vincent
about 2 months ago
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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What if perfect fucking hates good?
about 2 months ago
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