nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a squared-up Ilhan Omar and you as a collapsing sewer ogre

MIWHT

Me when a depressed witch turns me into a gun

Breatheright strips and Biore strips should do a collab

I will be the first in the world to make Strollof Rice

Man, what about Daddy cool?

1000% tariffs on France and Azerbaijan immediately Mr President

As an American living in Britain, I have started kicking my OWN ass

The left has a problem with not giving young men financial advice

My cat when I don't get him the right flavor of $5 canned paté: I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace

Bone Temple Pilots

Strawbarinara _________________ Change my mind

I try to delete as many of my own posts as possible. Don't let Edward Snowden tap me

Breaking news, Donald Trump has died. Rip bozo such and such

Gonna marry the love of my life even though she thinks Morrissey's solo stuff is better than The Smiths

Lm fucking ao

Ask your chat bot to shut the fuck up will ya?

It's hard to think about strawbarinara when the US is continuously creating a worse world for everyone

God I wish

Do you pull the two side Jenga bricks or are you a coward?

Sally Draper and Tony Soprano were born on the same day

Happy birthday to the entire population of South Korea from me and my strawbarinara family

Need a bitch who doesn't put up with gendered slurs

someday maybe we can get a unified new hampshire too 🫶

This vegan's making bombs for the government

pussy [dic]

It is Christmas eve in London. Have fun having lunch america

Hey it worked! I'm all cured

Taco Bell has proved you can take the Christ out of Christmas with their "Live Mas" Proof

Making an AI so omnipotent that it can create a boulder so heavy that it can't lift

Greek bill maher: I should be a gyro

Did lil John and the eastside boys or Blue sky invent the skeet?

Car ads showing off their driverless features... Americans yearn for trains

Wikipedia really has it all

Get back to work

Gotta hand it to the Taliban

I can't wait till I become GenX and start doing retvrn about gameboys and bugdom and riding on the pegs on my friends bikes

Check out this little man

we need more mean lesbians

@jerryseinfeld Let's make a movie

I'm bringing strawbarinara global

Wait Elon Musk has an EGOT for being an EP?

Highly recommend walking 2-3 km to get a pizza

Does polymarket let you bet on political assassinations?

I've been sitting on this info for too long now. If you make a 1:1 solution of water and pure MSG it tastes like pussy. Please confirm this yourself.

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

What if perfect fucking hates good?