None of this is fucking normal.

No bright light. No water. No opening the box after midnight… I opened it anyway. 👀 The Gremlins x Overlord collab is here. My followers get 10% off at OverlordCaps.com w/ code CHADL10.

Seen while driving on the 101. "Live weapons over FWY" it says. WTF??? #NoKingsDay

#NoKingsDayOct18th ✨ No hate. All love. Standing shoulder to shoulder with people who believe in democracy and equality for all. Also, fuuuuuck Donald Trump and his crooked lame dick administration. #NoKings 🚫👑

Power belongs to the people. Not kings. Not tyrants. #NoKingsDayOct18th #NoKings @thedaveabbitt.bsky.social 🚫👑

ARE WE DONE WITH THIS BULLSHIT YET?!

I'M NOT SURE WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE BUT COUNT ME IN!

Listen, I know our country is horribly divided, but have you ever had to do the dishes after they were stacking up...?

Keep standing tall. Resist every motherfucker trying to take away your rights. Keep shouting loud & laugh off the gaslighting. Stay alert. This is all really happening. Keep your middle fingers raised and shine, BRIGHT!! LOVE WILL WIN. ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🤘

High. 👋

Legends take out the trash. 🎤✨️🗑

For fuck sake good morning BLUESIES!!! 🔥☕️

W/O downloading anything new, where are you at mentally?

Listen, I'm from a time when the Bermuda Triangle really slapped.

Beautiful Milky Way Time Lapse

Thank youuuuuuu for having me this weekend, Austin! It got deep. Until we see each other again, carry on my wayward friends. 🤟🪽 #spnaustin #SPNFamily

Don't Stop Believing! Here's looking at you, Austin!! 🎤🔥

Imagine being on your death bed. Looking back on your life and thinking... Thank God I raised hell about the Cracker Barrel logo changing back in 2025. Future generations will study this bravery for years to come.

Listen, I'm up. We're heading to the airport. I'm looking forward to caffeine. Excited to see my #SPNFamily this weekend at #SPNAUSTIN! ☕️✈️

Listen, I'm about to say something that hasn't been said in a while. It's gonna ruffle feathers & piss people off, but I dont care anymore. Quite frankly, I don't understand why more aren't saying it. You need to hear this. Please dont turn away... I'm going to bed.

BEWARE!!!

Hey folks, I just needed to let you know I just caught my neighbor Gary smoking weed out front of the building again. Unnnnnreal.

Gooooood morning BLUESIES!!! ☕️

Keep on resisting. We will outlive this motherfucker. 💪

Oh, hi Bluesky. 👋

I'm ready to burn down the internet today let's go. ☕️🔥

Yessssssssss hello good morning BLUESIES!!!!

Guess who's getting the band back together after 11 years...? #GhostStalkers 👻🕶 @johneltenney.bsky.social

Goooooooood morning BLUESIES!!!! ☕️

17 million are about to lose healthcare all because people voted for the lunatic yelling “they're eating the cats and the dogs.”

Fuck WAR. Fuck ICE. Fuck MAGA. Fuck DONALD TRUMP.

LET’S BUST SOME MOTHER FUCKING GHOSTS👻 @polititakes.bsky.social @fivetimessix.bsky.social @imnotmerida.com @alexsavedtheday.bsky.social @putawomanincharge.bsky.social @peachiikimaf.bsky.social @sofiadoodle.bsky.social @jonathanslater.bsky.social @alacritysshadow.bsky.social @dabuzznyc.bsky.social

Hosting a Ghost Hunt in Wisconsin this weekend if anyone wants details. ✈️👻

YOOOOOO BLUESIES!!!! Its been a hot minute.

Gooooood morning BLUESIES!!! ☕️☕️☕️

Wisconsin just grabbed Elon Musk by his burning little Teslas.

Soooooo beyond excited to announce Im joining "The Burbs" as a reoccurring character. As an avid fan of the original film, it's a huge thrill and a huge honor. "The Burbs" will be streaming on @peacock.

Soooo I booked something really awesome, and of course, I can't share it yet. Huge, actually. Hasn't really hit me yet. Like me, you're going to absolutely love this one, and it'll hit you in the feels. Stay tuned...🎬✨️

Lima is feeling so emo today.

After arriving in Vegas, Mom set up her favorite blanket on her bed already. An absolute masterpiece. #Keanu

Full confession... I've been on Twitter lighting shit up. I need to stop. Hold me, Bluesky.

Getting to share the Horizon 2 premiere with my loved ones is what it's all about. Getting to introduce Mom to Kevin Costner is a moment I'll never forget. 📽❤️ #HorizonAmericanSaga

Dear Canada, Do what must be done and bring that motherfucker to his knees... This American and many others stand with you. 🇨🇦🫶

Gooooood morning BLUESIES!!! ☕️🦋🕶

I'm heading to Santa Barbara in a few weeks. The time has finally come. I've been waiting for this moment my whole life. 📽 ##HorizonAmericanSaga

Gooooood morning BLUESIES! 🦋☕️

For those of you who are on the right side of history today... I salute you. Never bend the knee to this bullshit. Fight like hell. Keep shining a light on our voices. Call out every facious turn these folks want to take. #FuckTrump 🇺🇲💪

I know everyone is discussing the inauguration, but aren't the aliens supposed to drop this week...?

Tik Tok returning because of "Trump" is no different than his ear still being perfect after getting shot at. It's a stunt. All of it. And we're the ones getting played. I'll never thank that motherfucker for a motherfucking thing. Never kiss the ring.