So what are you doing for AFAB's history month?

"If the Wii did not exist, it would be necessary to invent it" - Voltaire

I feel like I'm the only person that wants to be balding, hairy and fat in a world where everyone wants to be a skinny gay twink or a hot woman... why is the world so messed up

I need to keep a boy locked in a kennel so I can experiment with injecting SERMs and other hormones into him until he fits my desires exactly

Advith is always trying to get my goat by asking questions like "why did you buy the big carrots"

"I’m being told about cat food every 5 minutes"

Teaching undergrads how to count: "1, 2, 3" (bracing myself) "4, 5" (teeth clenched) "6, 7" *Undergrads start screaming and yelling at deafening volume. Child 3 (19 M) throws a labubu iphone at my eye. Child 7 (22 M) accuses me of being a groomer. Child 12 (25 F) asks me why I'm proship. FML.

Salary if you understand hilbert-von neumann bundles: 1,000/month Salary if you understand SDEs and random gaussians: 100,000/month

NEed to cuddle and squeeze a twink between my arms while petting him and calling him a "a good boy"

The world is vast and full of wonders 🔭

🚨 Reminder 🚨

Jacob Collier voice: "Hello professional musician, have you ever heard of the circle of fifths?"

👏🏾 Bring 👏🏾 Back 👏🏾 The 👏🏾 Castrati 👏🏾

POV: I'm about to call you a revisionist and falsifier over zoom

Does anyone else notice how boys are always going "hehe"? Where did they learn that from?

Welcome to the midwest

No holes refused

>tfw you go to the Opera house and they're playing Alban "Berg's" Wozz*ck instead of Wuorinen's serialist Brokeback Mountain adaptation

Studying Kirknesian economics

Locking in

I don't get people who use autocorrect. Why would you want the machine to the typing for you. What's next, you'll want a machine to feed you milk from a bottle and rock you to sleep every night in a crib while another a machine hugs you and kisses you on the forehead? Disgusting.

Golden curry and tempeh

Hegel's use of 'ratiocinator' as a pejorative is amazing. It's been entered my day-to-day lexicon since it artfully describes so many empty modes of thought.

I wish insect hormones worked on boys

Socialism in amerika could only ever form in the midwest because chicagoans intuitively understand organic centralism

Before I follow a new account I always search "men" on their userpage to make sure they're the right type of thirst trap

No more yearning, time to lock in

Business Idea: New Mountain Dew Flavor infused with Kratom We'll be the leading cause of death in the United States by 2030

Help! My polycule is stuck in the asiatic mode of production, and I'm not sure what to do

"Keep it positive" - HitlerGPT

Chud undergrad at Harvard: what if we invented RTLM but on the computer Peter Theil: I love hitler, here is a 100 million dollars 10,000 software engineers from state universities (wokely): We agree

I fucking hate coelacanth guys trying to join the fishfucking forums!!! You will never be fishfuckers. Pathetic fake fish fans DISGUST me, take your degeneracy somewhere else.

We need to bring back bear chasers

Someone email me a list of boys by 5pm

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 Zohran Mamdani orders Freikorps to murder Red Kahina

My life every conference

Nationality: Catalan Religion: Catalan

These telegram scams are getting so advanced

For Sale: baby shoes, never worn

LPT: If you tell a potential employer "I will kill myself if I dont get this job", they're legally obligated to hire you

I don't think daylight savings time has ever once disrupted my daily life or caused me to be late or made me feel unhappy or happy or disoriented at all. I have a complete immunity to these trivial things

We all have that one straight mutual that we wish was gay

Tuber list, ranked from best to worst: 1. Ube 2. Sweet Potato 3. Taro 4. Jamaican Yam 5. Jicama . . . 10000. Potato

ICE crossed a line in LA

AI boosters and sycophants are making me rethink my stance on re-education camps