*Gestures like a high-strung Spongebob at a pile of dirty diapers*

Me when I have to make dinner for company. #DisneyAnim

So does Rare Ltd. release like every game they ever make in the same week in November or something? It seems like every day for the last while has been an anniversary for some old Rare game.

In the past two weeks I’ve had 3 different people with no affinity for the Harley Davidson brand tell me that the new Harley Davidson logo, with its empty textbox, is stupid. And they’re right.

Hey guys I saw this come up on Google a couple years ago. Maybe this would help?

Retro Studios is currently frantically trying to rewrite a romantic subplot in Metroid Prime 4 before release.

Somebody on here was calling Sam Eagle a a social liberal fiscal conservative a while ago and like, no he wasn’t. He was literally the self appointed censor. his main thing was gate keeping what counted as legitimate art and being disdainful of the counterculture.

Average number of wet wipes I use from a pack of 50 wet wipes that I bought for a trip, before I return from the trip to put the pack of wipes in storage where despite being allegedly sealed all remaining wipes will dry out before I need to pack them for my next trip and have to buy another pack: 1.

Minus the meme cut at the end, this is an actual scene from a straight-to-video Disney Princess compilation. #DisneyAnim

Here’s a fun game you can play this holiday season: every time a commercial comes on depicting a Christmas elf, you excitedly shout “Is that Link?! Is this a trailer for the Zelda movie?!”

It’s pretty obvious in retrospect, but I didn’t notice until listening to it in isolation so maybe it’s news to you: There’s a nod to Aquatic Ambience in Bananza’s New Donk City theme (54 seconds in): youtu.be/QeJc2ZKMQWQ?...

Not watching the Super Mario Galaxy Movie trailer because I will see the movie regardless. Is Brie Larson playing a toddler detective or what?

Super Mario World has an extremely eclectic art style whereby many enemies are drawn in completely different ways. Development files reveal Mario went through many stylistic changes; it is possible that all the enemies were made to fit Mario, but at different points in time.

Hyrule Warriors: Age of Imprisonment’s gameplay works surprisingly well in multiplayer. Except for the fact that they inexplicably forbid you from playing certain levels in multiplayer, only to later have what is essentially a rerun of that same level but this time it’s compatible with multiplayer.

He acts all serious, but John Smith's inventory is full of nothing but cookies. What a child. #DisneyAnim

Mind the asteroids, will you John. #DisneyAnim

Anyone else have a weird resentment toward any musical track you heard in Smash Bros. Brawl’s “Subspace Emissary” mode? I don’t even remember disliking the mode, but whenever I hear a music track from it I’m like “ew”.

“The genie is out of the bottle now; there’s nothing we can do.” … For my first wish, I wish the genie was back in the bottle again.

Wait a second… #DisneyAnim

Nintendo, you worked so hard making new models for these old characters. At this point it would be a shame not to just put them in Mario Kart World already please.

The ending of Tarzan is a lot darker than I remember... #DisneyAnim

Moves Like An Ape, Looks Like a Surgeon. #DisneyAnim

I finally got out of that gorilla costume, by which I mean cleared Donkey Kong Bananza’s postgame content. Still not sure the DLC is worth it on a saving-for-a-wedding budget though.

Sorry I haven’t shared a lot of art on here recently; I was savin’ up to get my darlin’ gal, the school teacher, a weddin’ ring. Then I got stuck in this dang gorilla suit and well, everybody was too doggone scared to help me out…

I've added special feeds to my profile for DKC and DisneyAnim content:

I meant to post this yesterday, but at least it's still in the zeitgeist. #DisneyAnim

The J stands for "Junior Asparagus"

Sorry I haven’t shared a lot of art on here recently; I was savin’ up to get my darlin’ gal, the school teacher, a weddin’ ring. Then I got stuck in this dang gorilla suit and well, everybody was too doggone scared to help me out…

Not my actual costume this year, but it shares enough components that I thought I’d give it a shot while I was getting everything together. #DonkeyKongBananza

Not my actual costume this year, but it shares enough components that I thought I’d give it a shot while I was getting everything together. #DonkeyKongBananza

FYI, the Nintendo Today! app has bespoke Halloween intro animations for each of the themes.

So is Resetti a travelling character that will only visit occasionally, or do you like, call him up whenever you want?

They gotta be bringing Mouse Mode to Mario Maker though, right?

I’m not disappointed that we’re getting “Switch 2 Editions” rather than new games. It means Nintendo can focus on new things and weird sequels rather than having to hit new instalments of the usual things.

Excited to find out which of my animal neighbours’ names I’ve been pronouncing wrong!

People are (rightly) annoyed that the classic games being added to Animal Crossing require an NSO subscription to play, meanwhile I’ve been saying for years they should add classic systems that just access the NSO Classics library without closing Animal Crossing. It’s my fault. I requested this.

Am I original? (Yeaahh) Am I the only one? (Yeaahh) Am I a sectional? (Yes)

Nintendo released an updated promotional “Mario X Halloween” image with some new costumed characters, and I gotta say: This zombie/Frankenstein Wario looks a bit too put-together. Wario has looked worse at some job interviews than he does here.

Has Nintendo done anything on Gamecube Classics Luigi’s Mansion to accommodate the lack of analog triggers on Switch 2, or do I need to get a Gamecube controller to do a powerful blast versus a drizzle of water/ice/fire?

it's weird to me that Archie Comics apparently still has a regular comic book sized monthly issues business going on behind their booming "digests sold by the checkout business" has anybody ever met anyone who has read a regular sized Archie?

If the hard mode repopulates defeated monsters after a few days like the older games, then it might be worth replaying for me. Really though what I need is for Bingo Battle to return since Dandori multiplayer is too focused on out-optimizing than out-witting your opponent.

You kids like Sabrina Carpenter? well I know about another carpenter who had some strange things to say, and did some miraculous works, and had a black cat named Salem Saberhagen, and she- ah sorry, not Carpenter, let me start over.

To whomever is designing modern phone cameras to automatically AI-upscale photos to make their customers feel like they’re taking better photos than they actually are: I’d prefer a blurry or pixelated image to whatever this is. (Left: Close-up photo of sign, Right: AI-upscale of distant photo)

Nintendo’s approach to voice acting recently has been very focused on prioritizing keeping costs down for localization. Mario Wonder and Donkey Kong Bananza both confine their voice acting to a single character which makes the prospect of localizing to many languages a lot lore manageable.

My job in a nutshell.

The lore for Gooigi in Luigi's Mansion 3 is different depending on whether you're playing in single-player or co-op. In 1P it's merely an empty vessel for Luigi's spirit, but in 2P he has his own sentience. This isn't only a gameplay mechanic; it also changes how certain cutscenes play out:

Seems like Nintendo wants to push the idea that Pikmin are all around us and we just can't see them, but here's an idea, maybe humans are all around Captain Olimar and he just can't see us.

Everyone’s talking Mario Movie or Pikmin, but also the character design reminds me of Switch Sports. Maybe it’s the same character designer?

Well, that’s twice now that I’ve accidentally sent my Gamer Card through the wash. I think it only gets more official each time, and I will tag @thedragonfeeney.bsky.social whenever it happens.