So I went to post about how occasionally on my employer funded travels, I end up with the most dog shit wifi known to man. Did a speed test on my phone for a screenshot, and it was perfectly acceptable. Turns out, they just stuck the fuckin desk in a dead spot and my laptop was alone on the struggle

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Like 69% sure this was done by @wolfencaticus.bsky.social , thank you credit card statement!

Another furry con in the rear view. Had a good time at Furry Migration. Definitely a change of pace from my first 2 cons. Lack of avian meetup, or really any meets, kinda stinks. Felt like I had a lot more down time which is both pro and con. Pure honor system on the elevators which didn't work

I also got these done by a lovely fellow in the artist alley. On the spot button doodles, but their button machine did an oopsie and mangled one, so they did another for me. I,however, am a massive moron and did not put a pin in their socials, an error I will correct as soon as I can find it again

IM DOING IT

Got my sticker book updated. Mostly bought, need more friendos in there

final 3 hours of pretending to be normal before i drop the facade for a long weekend

bein abducted

Pre bed brainworms got me feeling like I wasted my birthday. But when I remember how many birthdays in the last 10ish got fucked by my employer, a chill day at home on my own terms is about as good as it can get. Notable highlights include fucking SERE, and desert round 2 during COVID. Take the wins

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Apparently Furry Migration has Karaoke. As much as I love Karaoke, I've only ever done it hiding behind a virtual birdsona, and in a private room in Okinawa. I still have near crippling social anxiety on the outside, and signing in front of a real crowd sounds terrifying. But idk, may yolo it.

Surprise weekend vacation to DC at my employers expense was a treat. Went as a teenager but it was nice to kinda do my own thing versus having my hand held.

the only time the old harpy has come out since this skeet was for reference. Maybe one day i can afford to have the boy rebuilt from scratch. But working with an established base and being able to google "novabeast (insert fucking anything)" to get a ez to use prefab has been a godsend in many ways

Then vs now #VRChat Still a bird, just a bit fluffier If you saw the post where i forgot to quote no you didnt

up on the karaoke stage obliterating my voice chords again but lovin every moment

After driving halfway across the country, we're home from Anthrocon. I had a blast and I miss the company dearly. Gotta go back to pretending to be a normie til the next one

Post AC road trip day 2 be like

Stimkers

I've got furry migration in September and MFF in December to temper the PCD but man it still hits hard. Spent the ~2 hours between the dance comp and closing ceremony just drifting around absorbing as much of the energy as I could before it was all over

See ya Anthrocon, was a pleasure

Oof ouch my legs

Battle scar. Gotta suck it up and be a human tomorrow 😢

If you'd told me even a year ago I'd be dancing my ass off at a furry raven and having the time of my life, I'd have called you a liar. But here I am

Kept AC day 2 a bit more low key. Definitely didn't get enough sleep last night and it hit me like a truck by mid day. Didn't have anything scheduled after like 4 so we called it early. Did get a good sweep of the dealers den though, got myself a real pretty blue messenger bag. Day 3 is all in tho

Good morning day 2

Okay blue sky is broken when sending pics that's cool. Blah blah day 1 AC done blah blah fun blah blah shook tail feathers send fucking skeet so help me

We appreciate everyone's patience with our new line system this year! After the opening crowd, we've cleared out everyone from outside and moved inside. Pre-registration pickup is still open until 8pm today - pre-reg and on-site purchase starts tomorrow at 9am #Anthrocon #AC2025

Line for the line for the line for the line for the line

Got into the hotel last night, got upgraded to a river view. Woken up by housekeeping at 8am(ok my bad for not putting the sign up but why so early...) so I guess we're starting Anthrocon off a bit early

definitely didnt have to just search for someone else with this in their name to do the thing

Furality was such a fun experience, second only to going to a real furcon. need to take the weekend off work next time for sure. Makes me even more excited for anthrocon and beyond

Sat on the fence way too long for my own good(and my wallets....), but this birb is goin to Anthrocon

Back in the room where it happens

Absolutely lovely commission from @drawberryjams.bsky.social for me and my partners anniversary. 11/10 would catapult money in their general direction again

spoilers, i fucked up making the avatar. shaders were fucky, and I'm dumb. Fixed it and now i have actual defined features

Got a haircut in VRC this week....a long with a bit extra. This harpy set for novabeast really clicked with me when I first saw it. Still needs a bit of work but overall I'm really happy how it turned out. It was a breath of fresh air working with an established base for once versus my usual mess

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New enemy unlocked: electronic parking brakes

Y'know I've been bitching(to myself) that my discover page is like, 90% pictures of cats. Like sure i like cute cat pics but this is a little extra. I think I'm giving it a pass today with the raging dumpster fire on various other platforms

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I like how when the algorithm shows me a political cartoon one time(I may light chuckle), I'm then going to see it another 47 times in under 10 minutes, all from different people.

Spent new years with my Kovr family and I wouldn't have it any other way. Here's to hoping 25 isn't terrible. Also guess I'm just gonna embrace this whole furry thing and see where it takes me

Finally got to sing my heart out at (vr) karaoke again. 6ish months of badly timed work, but slid in right before the end of yhe yer. feeling hella good(might be the alcohol)

Stayed home this christmas after a busy 2 months between work and MFF. Hard to be away from fam again, but my lovely girlfriend outdid herself with an awesome christmas dinner. And i spent a few hours with my found family watching chrimmy movies(including die hard). So all in all, not a bad one

That's Star Wars Jedi Survivor done and dusted. Don't think i enjoyed it quite as much as the first one but it was still a fun ride with good story beats. Only performance issue i had was the galaxy map being weirdly laggy every single time without fail. And traveling back and forth got old quick

what the fuck do you mean its almost christmas

Playing through a Super Mario 64 randomizer, loading into a world and going "ugh this place sucks" "ugh this sucks too" "awful hellhole" and slowly realizing that maybe I never enjoyed SM64 that much in the first place. And I think i may be content to never play it again after finally yeeting bowser