You can't be addicted to social media if you only join these new platforms that have 10 users each. I just finished all of the content on upscrolled within 3 minutes

The male urge to throw a 180 and have a room full of dunk people shout "ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTYYY!!!"

Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy but I'm going to replace shoe shop with ai business: Many years ago this was a thriving, happy planet-- people, cities, shops, a normal world. Except online there were slightly more ai businesses than one might have thought necessary. And slowly, insidiously, the...

Fuck Americans

Maybe some things are more complicated than common sense would indicate and therefore that shouldn't be how you decide your politics

"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock

Brilliant, another $66m of this economy sent abroad. Why are foreign companies allowed to invest in our major infrastructure really. We're a rich country but we just allow ourselves to be neocolonialised

I was just going to ignore the whole Windows 10 security updates thing, but I have now seen a serious post about the security issues from a fury. And if there's 1 thing I trust Fury's with it's cyber security

Are we 100% sure this wasn't the IDF mistaking it for a Hamas factory?

The terminally osint lot are watching US ships get closer to Venezuela so they're absolutely getting invaded. re-February 2022 kinda vibes

Feeling shit, just want the John Bercow shouting order back

We are here in Birmingham today. Can't say I like the place.

Chatgpt ass economy

It's gonna be so cool when we finally reach net zero but the CO2 in the atmosphere keeps going up, because we left carbon offsetting to a bunch of lawyers and finance people

idk if it's ADHD but if I have a problem to solve I can stop thinking about it and then sometime in the near future the solution will just pop into my thoughts out of nowhere. It's like I have a subconscious brain running on a slow processor that can just do background tasks but I can't control it

Jokes on this guy I'm a PC gamer, meaning I sit in a desk chair

If I'm in a meeting but also doing work can I clock double time and finish early

All I want, All I crave, All I need is a good pub feed

The piss tank on the Megabus to Margate is 145% full

Big ones, small ones, all shapes and sizes Whip 'em out when the time arises From a chode to a dong I'll sing about them in my song I like looking at them on them on my iPad Willies

"just upload a scanned image of your drivers license no big deal"

Coca cola is merely a vehicle for transporting rum into my soul

Rachel Reeves loves huge, gaping, holes. Pass it on

95% humidity

We need national education in online media literacy like yesterday

It's really cool that Americans voted in an orange man and now the whole world can't track active wildfires

This is my 9/11

Thursday

Hehe, Atlantic has boobies

Developing incredibly involved feelings to the boat Meteque that I have known about for a grand total of 5 minutes

Not enough flotilla discourse on BlueSky dot app

FREE GRETA

post that did numbers in my dream: 👩🏼: i can’t open this ✉️ 👩🏻: here you go 🗡️ 👩🏼: thank you 📄

bsky.app/profile/eggs... American food standards strike again

The masculine urge to develop my own android notepad app without full screen ads

Had this small, simple, none intrusive notepad app on my phone for the best part of a decade and it's started to give me full screen ads all of a sudden and now I wish to murder somebody

Need more weird ass series like severance

Did I meet the deadline? Yes At 5:25pm on the last day of the month? Also yes Had the deadline already been moved back 2 months? ....yeah Is the product any good? Idk maybe But I met the deadline? Yes Where's my pay rise?

Hy has no reporter asked when the government is going to be providing diabetics with insulin and also $1,300 for free?

I think throwing a rock off a Welsh mountain would fix me again

All stand in honour of the Great King of Palestine. Tony Blair.

I hate 2025, 2016 feels like a simple time

I haven't seen 50 posts immediately ripping apart Trump for the Gaza peace plan so I assume that it's actually better than expected?

Taps the sign

ⓘ t𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘶𝘨𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘣𝘴. 𝘪 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘴. 𝘢 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘴. 𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘣𝘰𝘯𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘴. 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘯𝘬𝘢𝘣𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘴. 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘬𝘰𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘐𝘐𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳

I know a lot has happened in the news but the fact that the current prime minister of Nepal was elected via a Discord poll has not gotten enough attention