Just made plans to go to Canada next month 💃🕺

My wedding package includes a beauty session of either a blowout or an updo. Do you guys think they'd do half up/half down? 🤔 is that considered an updo? I'll ask the wedding planner when I meet with them but that's a while away (cruise wedding, I won't meet the actual hairstylist until day before)

I just..... 😀 Imagine saying "I don't care that he sexually abused children, I think this man I've never met has a heart of gold."

Round two (I've been lazy) So I actually didn't hate it until I pulled the iPhone front facing camera out and then felt stupid again. But I made an appointment with Sephora for a lesson so maybe that'll help!

We hired two new people to work in our very small office trailer and I've been anxious about who will join my room since there's two desks and I've been alone in here for months, but my part time coworker and I decided this morning that he'll come back here and I'm thrilled 💃🕺

I would like to surrender my body to the earth and not work anymore thank you.

HAHAHA and they just sprang it on us that next week they're starting bi-weekly checks. I want to scream!!!

Cooking dinner and the bottom of the dutch oven started to burn BAD so I took it off the stove and put it on a towel while I was opening windows and then the towel melted to it 🙂🙂🙂 I've been in the kitchen for 2 hours and have made zero progress on dinner but at least the dutch oven is okay now

I want to crrryyyyyy!!!!! My company got bought out and I finally found out more about the new health benefits... my coworker told me how much better the new company's insurance is and how it's so much cheaper... it's substantially more expensive 🙃

I hate New England sometimes 😭😭 why is there ice on my car when it was 70 degrees last week 😭😭 I want to go back to bed 😭😭

it’s been two years of TTPD 🤍📜 in honour of her birthday, here are my top 10 🪶 peter 🪶 the tortured poets department 🪶 so long, london 🪶 guilty as sin? 🪶 down bad 🪶 imgonnagetyouback 🪶 i hate it here 🪶 the black dog 🪶 the smallest man who ever lived 🪶 how did it end?

I am still here if you need me

What if I roll the stone away? They're gonna crucify me anyway What if the way you hold me is actually what's holy? If long-suffering propriety is what they want from me They don't know how you've haunted me so stunningly I choose you and me religiously. TTPD 1:9

If anyone's record store lets them buy two tomorrow, please do so and come to bluesky with them 🥺🫶 I've seen so many people (myself included) that are RSD regulars and aren't able to go tomorrow. We'd love to not have to buy from scalpers 🫶

I'm working tomorrow but my boss agreed to let me work from home (my couch is being delivered). I'm so excited!!! Sad that I'm missing record store day but I think I'll be able to buy resale for reasonable prices

My wedding is in October and I'll need to have my dress altered. Someone recommended a seamstress to me and I called to find out how far in advance she'd want to start doing it and she said now?? I thought it'd be like 2-3 months out, not almost 6?? What if I succeed in losing weight??

If anyone is curious I've been doing pretty freaking good!!! I've been consistently going 3-5 times a week since I posted this!!! And I've progressed from walking for 30 minutes to the stair master for 30 minutes and that feels insane to me 🥵 so proud of myself!!!

5 years ago today, I was injured at work and severed two of my fingers. My ring finger was partially amputated and my middle finger was semi-repaired with a graft. I used to care SO MUCH about this day and this injury but now? It's so unimportant. I used to even be afraid of posting pictures 🤷‍♀️

We all know I love Taylor but her RSD habits are starting to annoy the fuck out of me 🫠 I just wish she would publish herself on the normal RSD list. Every other artist discloses the amount of copies, why can't she 😭

Everyone keeps asking me if there's a color theme that they should wear to my wedding. I don't fucking know. Why would I know that? Who do you think I am?? The bride??? HAHAHAHA. Is there a step below type b bride? Perhaps I identify as type z?

She booked her room 🤷‍♀️

venmo.com/code?user_id... www.paypal.me/juliahoo1456 I am so sorry for posting this so much but someone was supposed to give me food from a pantry today but they aren't gonna be able to come. I get paid Wednesday + get food from church same day. Im hungry and have negative 12 in my bank acc.

sometimes i'm like "time isnt real" and sometimes i'm like "thank god for clocks and calendars"

I received an official school email with the subject "Adviisng and Success" 🤦‍♀️ why. Just why.

My psych NP resigned from the practice I go to. They assigned me a new one and I met her today. I've never intentionally sought out an autism diagnosis but apparently the universe is done with that approach because this NP just happens to specialize in diagnosing neurodivergence in adult women 🧍‍♀️

I think for Taylor's 20th anniversary she should also do YouTube Karaoke with her own videos. I would pay a lot of money for this

I've been thinking about what summer course to take and got excited about one just to find out it's taught by a professor that really does not like me 🫠 she's a complete idiot and got mad at me for regularly correcting her on how to do basic math. Sooooo different class it is 😭

MAINE PASSED A 2% EXTRA INCOME TAX ON MILLIONAIRES

I'm going to hold your hand when I say this, literally who fucking cares who blocks who and who blocks you. Stop checking clearsky, you'll have a better time on this app if you stopped js

I'm picking up my wedding dress this weekend and just looked at the photos and I suddenly hate it 🥲

So just in case ANYONE IS CONFUSED, here are just some of my views :) -PRO CHOICE -abortions are HEALTHCARE -no one is illegal on stolen land -NO ONE is above the law -love separation of church and state -gun control NOW -tax the fucking rich -human rights is not something we can disagree on

Anyways!!! This has been fun but this sinner is going to bed 😝 As always, I had the time of my life WITH YOOOUUUU on bluesky 🫶💕

So pro-life means jailing women who miscarry but shrugging when the deranged president says “a whole civilization will die tonight.” Do I have that right?

I love this community so much. Makes me emo seeing everyone immediately pull together to say absolutely the fuck not to something wrong and harmful. It is the privilege of a lifetime to be here with you 🫶🏻

maybe this is a hot take but if the values you hold are in opposition to the rest of your community, you should be open about it from the beginning. let people know who you are. i'm a queer woman of color, i do not want to be mutuals with conservatives point blank period.

Also, IDC if you don't think laws should "contradict gods word". YOU are the one constrained by that, not me.

I try really hard to respect other people's religion so I'm sorry for this but I'm an atheist and it's an insane thing to say that you want the entirety of society to abide by your fantasy book 😭

“I’m unbothered” Meanwhile:

Every time I go to a tattoo convention, all the good artists have "all booked for the weekend!" signs at their booths. So this time I was responsible and investigated early. First artist I message says "I don't make appointments for conventions" HOW DO I WIN

If someone with an arsenal of bombs and guns made a credible threat to commit mass murder, and they were obviously mentally ill, then they'd be involuntarily committed to a mental institution. Forget impeachment. Apprehend him for his own safety and that of others.

Not to make light of this situation but this is exactly why you don't hire a reality TV show host to be president. Because here we all are, waiting for 8PM EST to see how the cliffhanger turns out, like this is an episode of fucking survivor or something

I really swore I was going to be a type A bride but considering we are six months out and all my guests have already booked their rooms and my only invites have been via text message... not even evites, just texts....... I think it's safe to say I'm type B 🫠

Is there some terrible illness going around right now because I feel as though I may die. It came on so suddenly. I was fine yesterday

My mom's one and only sister messaged me asking why she can't find my mom on Facebook anymore 😍 she fucking blocked her because of politics. This woman is, quite literally, the only family she has outside of me and my sister. But the orange shit means more to her than that. What the fuck.

It's so unimportant but it's driving me crazy that my family keeps looking up the prices for my wedding, or looking up the flower options, etc. Like it is public information, it doesn't take much effort to find, but it feels so weird to me 🫠

clock in - do just enough work to not get fired - never do enough work to become important - clock tf out

I'm fully aware that our new company is going to be coming around meeting everyone within the new few days/weeks and I'm still going to wear a sweatshirt to work 🤷‍♀️ I don't care. I tried to dress nice yesterday just in case and all that happened was I was uncomfortable and cold all day for no reason.

We sold 🫠 I'm pretty mad because the CEO said in the meeting "everyone knows this has always been the plan" but in my interview, I directly asked the COO, "is there any chance this company sells?" And he said "oh no, absolutely not!" ....... but this was always the plan.

Feeling very bridezilla-ey today because why is no one answering my fucking emails. I love how there's a distinct difference between response time prior to signing the contract and after signing the contract 🤗

Changing into a second dress at your wedding confuses me. Maybe it's because I don't like to dance so I don't feel like the dress prohibits me in any way but you've spent so much money on it! And you only get to wear it once! Why would you want to take it off early 😭