moin moin! schalömchen!!

anyone need some graphic design ? will work for euros, pounds or even dollars tbqh. i'm fun to work with! fag.tips

update: I pointed out the error, and will not in fact be billed 0,01 €

between my health insurance chasing me down for the 2€ they forgot to bill me at the start of the year, and my electric company demanding that I pay them 0,01€ rounding error they've calcultated, its a banner year for stupid german accounting errors.

we aren’t so different, i get dressed socks first, then shoes, then glasses, then underwear, my pants and finally my shirt

what if we kissed at the buddy urinals in the dutch outlet mall

I think about 4 people who follow me here are in Berlin, nevertheless: I’m having a small show of my portraits next weekend TWO PEOPLE IN PERPETUAL MOVEMENT 23 & 24 August Bad Muskau Muskauer Str 24 2. Hinterhof, 4. OG Flyer by @fagtips.bsky.social

needed some attention, now that the attention machine is broke beyond repair

“Doch die Skepsis scheint angebracht”

Wofür die taz neben erbärmlichen framing Raum hat: Verbreitung von Verschwörungstheorien ohne Gegenrede (diese Person steht in Verbindung zu Volker beck und dem tikvah Institut)

come to the opening tn in berlin, this is my look

Einen Tag nachdem man Bullen auf Studierende gehetzt hat:

the enemy of the nation-state is solidarity

this is still broken for me! any help @support.bsky.team i never got a reply from my email lol

does anyone in berlin have an accountant that 1) has an email that works and 2) a stamp to stempel on my fucking audit baby [give it to me] {plz}

SGURD YADSRUHT

gonna start doing free zines on my substack sign up fag.tips/subscribe

the brutalist was the firs time in a while where i truly hated the movie, like wanted to leave but kept watching out of spite, each passing minute the whole thing becoming worse and worse,

lol they put them back today

baruch hashem! the „israeli“ and ukrainian flags no fly in front of the berlin city hall!

dubai chocolate is just a scheme to mask collapsing chocolate harvests isn't it…

how tf do i make my handle my domain name, please help #bluesky @bsky.app

the difference between fluency and anticipating the batshit things people say to you in any language

post hole!

another day of updating obscured files on servers that don’t belong to me

hung out with a 4 week old this week, a lot of you could be sleeping more

post good yall

woman in an empty room vibes!!!!

everyone ? why are you allergic to posting good in here. just give it that extra

i love gay little bits of european english like ”and company“ or the german „& co“

returning to the hausfraumodus this weekend,

fundamentally flawed website

wrong

does it still kind of low key suck here?

is slurfposting toegestaan hier op bloeskij

logging back in to post my bf @homomonument.bsky.social

so crusty and dehydrated they had to draw the blood straight from my hand

i am the void!

how does this not suck tho