Finally been able to carve out time to play BG3. Taking multiple hours to decide how I want to progress 30 minutes of story because I'm thinking through what approach I really want to take is amazing.

There's Just Something About That Derry Air VI - sounds like an adult film parody.

I don't think I'll get over where we are as a society that I am getting black friday discounts for bloodwork and labs...

Oooh! I ddidn't egeven knnow I was sbelling ssombetthinnngg!

They say "you eat with your eyes first" but I think those people need to learn how to eat with their mouths.

Voiceover: it was not restored.

Power outage ended but then Internet died an hour after power came back. Great Monday. Oh and also trying to cram an entire workweek into two days already so, you know, losing one of those surely won't impact things.

Perfect way to kick off a Monday - with a power outage due to storms.

New sticker preview. Sums up the base narrative I think I am going to build my efforts around for 2026.

For some reason Amazon keeps recommending large variety packs of scrunchies to me. Scrunchies wouldn't have been of interest to me even before I embraced the bald.

Three sessions in: I have almost finalized character creation in BG3. Oof.

earthbound lookin ass

Me: I don't need to buy any more games. The universe: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sKo...

If you need a smile today this is it. Stormzy wanted to show you something he’s been working on ❤️

Me, asking my Jamaican weatherman how much precipitation we received.

Dealing with yet more fabric issues this morning and for some reason this slide springs to mind

No notes.

Sweet. I love the fabric experience I have had so far.

Disabled my alarm this morning so I could wake up naturally as I am trying not to lose the fight with this encroaching head cold. Stupid body woke up an hour -before- my original alarm. Seriously?!

Hello Sharks, I am asking $500,000 for a 2% stake in my company Butthole Zippers as we seek to expand our manufacturing efforts around our revolutionary new Hook and Loop anti-poop line.

Randomly stumbled across this again and I am reminded that the internet does contain good. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9go5...

Bringing back Dire Wolves, sure, fine. But bring back Dryer Wolves. They could probably help perform population control of those Snuggle fabric softener bears

♪ When your sock has got a hole You must darn it Before you expose your toe You must darn it When the tear begins to grow You must darn it Now stretch it Onto the egg Stitch it up Get straight Go forward Weave ahead Try to repair it It's not too late To darn it Darn it good ♫

kate bush running past sisyphus

I suddenly want corn. That feels like a weird craving to suddenly just spring up. I do hope I'm not pregnant as that would be problematic in numerous frightening and scientifically studiable ways

It's a mobile clinic because every few months they diagnose someone with vampirism, slaughter them, and have to flee. Or maybe I'm thinking of Buffy MD

Step one: I have absolutely zero interest in buying a Steam Machine. Step two: [image] Step three: Damnit. It is going to be weird that I will find myself owning a Steam Machine.

Man, woke up with a scratchy throat and a nose so stopped up that... so stopped up that it, uh, keeps me from coming up with a quippy analogy for how stopped up it is.

Marketing vid is in progress. Hoping that will turn out well. Also about to work on sticker design for a slogan/theme I want to hammer home in my presence for 2026.

I miss when I just did project work and was able to live a solidly nocturnal lifestyle.

I sure do miss the days when "Nazis = bad. Pedophiles = bad" was the default position.

This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.

Good news! My Network Infrastructure Support from McAfee Antivirus is shipping!

A mortgage term that may outlast the country? Sign me up!

Study Finds Most Americans Can't Find Where They Are Being Deported On Map

Waiting to get EKG 1 of 2 for the week. I was promised advanced cybernetic implants and what we got are suicide cheerleading chatbots and cybertrucks. Boo I say, boo.

I'm going to pronounce it My Hero Ack-uh-duh-me-uh and wait for someone to blow a gasket.

AUTHORS!! Remember that case where a bunch of authors sued AI for stealing their work? And WON? Well, the settlement money has been announced. Each WORK that got thefted will be compensated $3k (split 50/50 bw publisher + author). So authors will be compensated $1500 per WORK stolen. More here:

Suuuper helpful there Tableau

I would've retired a millionaire by now if I didn't apparently have a crippling addiction to buying Norton or McAfee subscriptions. I swear, I'm buying at least two or three a week. Some I even sold to myself it would seem.

Oh look, the president remodeled the bathroom here too

This. But also surprised they haven't just memed it out with a "Drug Boat" parody of the Love Boat theme song.

It is entirely possible I fuck something else up even worse and need the money! Also, hear me out: Ballroom 2.

I need to stop watching El Estepario Siberiano videos because it has me actually looking at electric drum sets. Of course Sweetwater has "early black friday" deals

I am not sure I want this doordash delivery...

Let it unleash a thousand memes. I call this one: "Donald Trump stands idly by while the American economy passes out in a corner."