Gochujang Chicken. 🤌🏻

At least it’s only one relegation spot I guess?

Can’t wait to move on from this appallingly shit chapter. Ideally this whole Frank-Lange-Venkatesham nonsense ends but I will settle for just Frank and Lange. I am so very tempted to bin off my season ticket but i really do believe we are the right appointment away from it being so much fun again.

Oliver is an abysmal ref

How the fuck is that a booking

Thank god we didnt just piss away another transfer window eh

I’m sure it was TGIAG that said Romero was on the same amount of yellows as Dunk. Doesn’t really fit with the narrative around him. Seeing a lot of harsh stick being flung his way imho. He was a split second late and incredibly unlucky whatever way you spin it. Wasn’t a malicious tackle at all imo.

Not sure on the red. Can see it both ways tbh. Oliver couldn’t wait to get the card out and the concerns about whether Casemiro goes if it’s the other way round (for example) are fair imho. Having gone through that though.. to concede such a shit goal is so poor. A shame because we were in the game.

Is that not a booking? 😂😂

Vinted. Serious business.

I really wish @kermodemovie.bsky.social would get off the fence and tell us how he really feels about the Melania “movie”. youtu.be/DTyUni8dbkE

No rugby fan at all really but as there is nothing else to watch this evening, thought I’d tune in. France appear to be playing a completely different game. And I understand Ireland are no push overs either. Very impressive.

Something quite enjoyable about seeing Newcastle and Ramsdale getting battered

Dallas, brah.. wtf? 🤦🏻‍♂️ Essentially traded Luka for Bagley & Middleton which is a madness 🤯

@profanity.accountant let’s have it, cunt.

Probably deserved it, the shithousing little rat

Dubravka palms one in having made about a billion saves vs Spurs a week or so ago

Bloody love Romero

Even for us, it’s pretty mind blowing the club is just sitting on its hands once again when it comes to incoming transfers. Just hoping these injured players come back and hit the ground running. All the while hoping we don’t pick up more injuries as we run more players in to the ground. Insanity.

Thought the Super Bowl was tonight.. honestly, the wave of relief that’s just surged through me now that I don’t have to stay up is palpable. Might go to bed now in celebration.

Hang on.. so we are allowed to buy and/or loan players to cover injuries?! Someone tell Lange immediately

100% a booking if he’s not already on one. Ref has bottled that

Really curious about what happened to Romero. Because this second half has been impressive so far.

If he sits back now, I stg

Fair play. Impressive turnaround

‘Mon Tel.. shove it down TFs throat

How the fuck is that a yellow?!

What the fuck is that sub

Just shit, innit. Not convinced he sets up much differently even with a full squad to pic from. Different personnel but same dull, nothing system. We always look so un-coached.

Shit from Bissouma but how on earth has that gone in?

If we have to do this long ball/fight for second balls bullshit, can we at least get good at it? We always look like we haven’t been coached in about 8 years

Man, Tel vs Nunes feels like it would’ve been a good matchup for Tel.

His treatment of Tel continues to be really fucking weird

Danso’s injury is absolutely peak Tottenham. Hyperextended big toe resulting in ligament damage. Absolutely amazing.

Spend ages pouring over that fucking insanely close offside where no discernible advantage is gained yet allow the fucking bullshit corner routines and deliberate obstructions employed by Stoke on Thames

Another farcical var stop at old Trafford

It’s a real shame we’re not in some sort of midseason transfer window where we could buy some players.

Done a gyoza ramen innit. Spot on 🤌🏻

Chelsea should simply pretend they are playing spurs. Their level will rise immediately and they will not lose this game.

Gimme dem sweet Chelsea boos 💉💉💉

Neto should be booked for that

Man, they are so fucked when the officials finally grow some balls and crack down on these fucking nfl set pieces. Until then it seems they’ll shithouse their way to the title. And perhaps more. What a mess football has become

That he thinks this is a good thing or a positive is just another example of him spectacularly failing to get the club. I honestly can’t wait to move on from this dreadful chapter.

Pretty good summation of how I feel as well tbh.

Can’t stand Mourinho but can enjoy them beating Madrid to knock out Marseille 🤭

It’s really good to be 4th and avoid the first knockout round but we should also acknowledge the Europa league of a draw we’ve had. He deserves credit for qualifying but it really would’ve been harder not to.

Still, nice to win and not make me want to bleach my eyes

2nd legs at home eh.. so we get to get eliminated in front of our own fans. Magic

Why is that a booking but the identical foul earlier on Xavi wasn’t?

We not doing subs tonight, no?