Handball. Bandhall. Who knows?

Bentancur is so good on the ball

From a distance! What is this?

I look forward to next week when we get to do this again!

What!?!?!? Did a marginal thing land in our favour? #COYS For once, hold on for dear life!!!

I’m not entirely sure RDZ was right when he suggested we could win five games in a row.

That was a dreadful game of football that somehow ended up not too bad for Spurs. A positive surprise! #COYS

I don’t like City. I hope they’ll be punished for all their financial doping. But I love what Cherki just did.

We stand in solidarity with Kevin Danso.

The game today was so much better in so many ways. We scored two great goals from open play. But in line with our inability to catch a break all season: Both of Brighton’s goals came well into extra time. #COYSky

Let’s consider that the warning. No grab hold of the game again.

This was a bit of an uncomfortable read. We can't pass and our FRAAB doesn't really cut it. #COYS www.espn.com/soccer/story...

I see the calls from United v Leeds are discussed. All I can think about when I see the highlights: Is there any chance that first Leeds goal stands if Romero or Richarlison makes the exact same challenge as Calvert-Lewin leading up to it? #COYS

Gallagher reminds me of Hoibjerg. Lots of waiving with arms to signal something and then jogging half-arsed behind the opposition player running with the ball. #COYS

And there you have it. Awful from Gallagher!!! #COYS

Those are the tackles Romero do not have to take the chance on! Stand up, body check the player, but don’t risk the red!

Number of ways lo lose a game of football. First half we lost getting football’d. Second half we lost like a relegation ready team. Now, saddling up for a two team race against West Ham. And they know that game. Bleak, but #COYS - you never know.

I now fear this will be one of them games where we huff and puff with no real coherence only to get a scrappy goal with six minutes left on the clock which the other team runs down and we lose 1-2. Prove me wrong #COYS!

I like the lineup but I really like the bench too! Signs that we are actually about to have a squad with options again. If there was ever a moment: #COYS! Please!

Before the game I just wanted a good performance, no injuries and positive energy. Now, I’m actually bit sad they didn’t qualify for next round. And that is in itself a positive!! #COYS!!!

My take after that game: I just hope Romero and Palhinha are OK. That was a pretty full on direct clash between two players who don’t hold back going into duels.

Pretty sure the Murphy who wrote Murphys law was a mad Spurs fan. #COYS

There is still many games left to play. But that doesn’t help. When Palace is down a goal, they dialed up the pressure and urgency and walk right through us. Three times. Just like all teams in the league have done all season.

This should be a wake up call in case we needed one. #COYS For the love of Chirpy: COYS!!!!!

The ultimate test of Pochettino’s flirting with a return to Spurs is if he’s still knocking on our doors when relegation is a fact and Tudor has booked his return flight. If he does, I think we should take him back. #COYS

Where the F is our midfield? #COYS

I think they selected our new interim by his name alone. They knew #COYSky would forget all about the shitshow and immediately turn onto the bad puns. Pleasing the fanbase through a massive distraction. Very clever.

Aren’t the Tudors most famous for lots of beheadings? Does this mean that heads will roll around the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium, quite literally?

On another note, I think Newcastle is turning into my most disliked team outside of the London rivals. I do hope we stay in the PL for next year and beat them twice. #COYS

Tottenham should have bought 11 players during the January transfer window to plan for the following injury crisis. Let’s keep that in mind for next year.

Is it me or do we hardly make any inviting offensive runs? It just seems like everyone is standing around waiting to see what the guy with the ball can do? #COYS

First half I started thinking the players had checked out. Further concern when Cuti didn’t show for second half. Then we got that 2nd half. Something to build on. Spirit and fight. Players haven’t quit. Fans got loud. There is still hope #COYS

Get in!!! #COYS

I’d say Spurs are creating pretty decent goal scoring opportunities. Just need a goal now (and don’t you dare concede) #COYS

I knew I would miss this game due to other commitments. Was worried that I would miss a turning point. Not so worried about just that aspect right now. #COYS?

This is absurd when thinking about how our last two seasons have been.

You know we’re in a pickle when on top of our current injury crisis hardly anyone talks about Davies fracturing his ankle vs West Ham and is now most likely added to our done for the season list. #COYS

On Frank’s supertanker metaphor: I sympathize with patience. True change takes time. But I now need to understand what the supertanker is turning away from and towards what! Turning away from mere chaos? A previous failed club strategy? Squad composition? Tactics? All of the above? #COYS

That is what a top player gives you. Top class header! #COYS!!!

What if we were able to play like this and didn’t have half a team unavailable? (Sadly, not a recycled post from last year…) #COYS

Because Spurs, Semenyo is bound to score today, so that means we need at least two goals. #COYS!!!

Happy Christmas! Hark now hear the agents sing. #COYS

That is a goal and a half!!! #COYS

I opposed firing Ange because he stood up for the club, a high ceiling, the win and the second season injury anomaly. Beyond that, I opposed another leg of our eternal chop and change. Now, many call to chop and change again. Things are bleak, but is replacing Frank really it?

Talk about booing and fan response derails the issue. I think it is plain stupid to boo Vicario after his equally stupid mistake. But beyond that, the fans responded to bouts of effort, speed on the ball, tackles and chance creation. The fans on the stadium respond to what they are fed. #COYS

1: PSG also make stoopid mistakes. 2: Kolo Muani likes to hit the ball very hard #COYS

Pretty decent and a half first half. PSG is a good team and 1-1 seems fair given balance of play. Two smashing goals. A good second half and this becomes something to build on. #COYS

The Chelsea game was very, very poor. Now, we post about the forthcoming sacking of Frank. This is not to defend Frank, but will we ever do something else than to spin this cycle? Do we enjoy being bound to start over for all eternity? #COYS

To dare is to do set pieces really well™️ #COYS

What I want for Christmas is a Spurs goal from open play #COYS