Don't wait until it's too late! Get on those phones now. bsky.app/profile/404m...

Heh! If I weren’t so shamelessly rampant, I probably wouldn’t have nearly so many lovely gay and bisexual friends come out to me or tell me about their sexy adventures of self-discovery!

When I found this old picture of me on Loko Desnudo’s Tumblr blog, I was so delighted! I got rather warm and excited because I’m my own type!

Another old photo. I like greenery!

One of my old PornDesk photos:

I hope my lovely rampant gay exhibitionists make some donations to Ukraine’s defenders this Xmas period. United24 is the safe go-to if you don’t know the individual unit charities sufficiently well. (Avoid scams conducted via DMs, of course!)

I actually used this picture for a Flatmates Wanted ad. It worked out really well since I was easily able to reject the applicants with steamy, unspoken desires and favour the laid-back, gay-and-naked-friendly types and the honest and open, ethical sluts.

My amused friends have called me both “Donkey Boy” and a rantallion. I was spurred to take this photo when a friend commented on a pub’s blackboard art, saying “scrotums never look like that”. Perhaps he was referring to the art’s perfect symmetry. (My Space Hoppers have a slight height difference.)

Another old one of me naked in the pantry. I miss that old place. It had a big, wide-opening window for the shower stall to let in fresh air while showing. I was delighted to have a builder rock up to the window and casually chat to me about the repair job to do as I was finishing my morning shower!

Another old photo of me naked outdoors, this time at Castle Hill. It’s cool that a staff member at the photo processing ship said he really liked my naked photos!

I’m moving my porn from the Dead Bird site to here, so I present a distinctly “adult” cheese as a warning to followers who might want to check their filter settings or follow my non-porn account.

Oops! I had followed a bunch of lovely NAFO accounts while in this SexyGoat account when I intended to be in my much-less-porn account SpaceGoat @hairyoldgoat.bsky.social. (I encourage my smut-loving friends to support NAFO and Ukraine's defence.)

I have a new, less smutty aspect as @hairyoldgoat.bsky.social for the benefit of my followers who for some reason do not wish to see my manly Special Treats.

I half expect a combination of blizzards and sewage geysers (sheysers?) to coat St Basil’s, the Kremlin and the Cathedral of War in fresh brown gopnik poo. Imagine the opportunities for scratch-and-sniff postcards and tourism!

I will donate $1 for every like, reply and repost of this post if Kerch Bridge gets blown up over the weekend (But let's cap it at $1,000, because holly shit, I'd go bankrupt, if Ukraine actually does it!)

Both @united-24.bsky.social and the older @united24media.com are genuine, as evidenced by the notices from u24_gov_ua on Ersatz Elmo’s Dead Bird site.

120 missiles, over 90 drones targeting peaceful cities, civilians, and critical infrastructure on the brink of winter 😤 russians have attacked Ukraine, launching a massive and combined assault. There is extensive destruction and many casualties ❤️‍🩹 This is the price of negotiations with putin

This account needs more followers! They have been consistently rallying for 🇺🇦 everyday for months & months!

this one is Brilliant! youtu.be/fP-evuihgsI?...

“We must take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented. Sometimes we must interfere. When human lives are endangered, when human dignity is in jeopardy, national borders and sensitivities become irrelevant.

My day gets complicated if I have to put on clothes! The lawns have been mowed and none of my neighbours were frightened (even if some wanted to be).

Get ready for the red line and escalation talk from the megalomaniac tantrum throwing midget tyrant

This video about the ease of turning people into fascist is truly terrifying. It includes Marina Abramović’s art-cum-psych-experiment on an ordinary crowd invited to practice escalating sadism upon her.

A rude message typed and sent from a Picocom session via a USB-to-serial converter to an ATtiny85 and an SN74HC595 serial-to-parallel shift register. Perhaps the upper four bits should be blue. 😀

When your main anti-vaxxer brainworm character becomes Minister of health and you know he is not even the final boss, you need to embrace yourself for the dark ages to come. May the spirit of the aloha save us all or not #Fckrussia

Twitter right now

For the newcomers, u24.gov.ua is the safe go-to for donations to Ukraine when you don’t yet have a trust graph fleshed out for individual users. United24 now also has @united24media.com (verified at the dead bird site).

I haven’t fully sussed out user-created aggregation controls and I gather that “Lists” are public can be a tool of abuse (apparently frequently on the dead bird site). So I’ll just use browser bookmarks to keep up with the lovely vatnik bonkers and my equally lovely sexpot friends.

Another old NND 2004 photo. This one’s across the river from the Christchurch police station. I love how the greenery and the nudity go together.

Cathedral Square, National Nude Day 2004. The cheerful young woman at the donation table was happy to look after my satchel and operate my camera for me. (I gave her a fiver.)

When Marc Ellis’ National Nude Day was a thing, I did it big time in 2004, two hours in all. Taxi, café, cheese shop, Cathedral Square, Hagley Park, Riccarton Road, Shand Cres. fountain, Ilam University’s cafeteria (much applause!) and all.

Old, turn-of-the-century photo: Being around standing stones makes me want to take my clothes off and Castle Hill has many standing stones.

Is it such a joy to find fellow gay nudist exhibitionist ethical sluts here! It’s about time for me to add more rampant nudity to the Internet! 😀 BTW, check out @maxxstoner.bsky.social and @satyrvine.bsky.social !

Test post: A slice of delicious Shropshire Blue cheese, in preparation for the unholy smut which might follow.