🚨🚨 BREAKING: russia to scrap its only aircraft carrier, Admiral Kuznetsov 🚨🚨 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Donald Trump does NOT want you to share this footage of his pathetically tiny birthday parade crowd.

That’s not a lot of people for “big” parade

Musk shuts down Twitter during the parade 🤷‍♂️

🚨🚨 BREAKING: FBI Deep Forensic analysis has made a 100% match to what caused Elon Musk's black eye 🚨🚨

Xshitter is down again...

Xshitter having issues again 🤣

Twitter AND Reddit going down at the same time is just not something that can happen. This is either a major DDOS (best case scenario) or Something much much worse...

Twitter AND reddit is down? wtf?

How long until conspiracy theories kick in. 😨 Trump/Musk/Putin have shut down Twitter AND Reddit simultaneously!

Just the biweekly Reddit outage. Biweekly meaning both twice every week as well as every other week.

Twitter AND reddit is down? wtf?

So, Xshitter is down again.

🇺🇸📉 Today was the worst market day since 2022, with the S&P 500 losing $4.5 trillion in market value since February 20. ⏬ Meanwhile, the cryptocurrency market has fallen $1.3 trillion in the past three months.

Mental deceases are spreading in America 🤣

Twitter is fcking down AGAIN!

Twitter/X/Xshitter down AGAIN! 4th or 5th time today!

You don't have to sensor yourself here :) SpaceX - blew up last week Twitter - blew up today Tesla - explosion in progress And Musk is the guy we want running America?!

$228 How looooowwww can it go?!

BREAKING: Musk brought in Tesla engineers (same ones working on Full Self-Driving Mode) to try to fix Twitter issues

What's more impressive? Burning Tesla stock or burning Twitter?

BTW, somehow uploading video clips to twitter still works (if ever so slowly) I am sure it's not helping them to recover their service. It would be a shame if everyone started uploading video clips to twitter... A daamn shame... 😉

Correct me if I am wrong, Tesla stock crashing 12% in one day is not good, right? I mean it's not good for Musk. It's GREAT for everyone else 🤣

I'd cross post it on Twitter, but I can't right now 🤣

Print and distribute. #3E #TeslaTakeDown

Tesla stock keeps crashing and Musk can't do anything about it on social media because he ordered Twitter shut down today 🤣

Xshitter came back up for two minutes and crashed again. So I am counting this as 4th outage today!

Musk watching Twitter blow up and Tesla stock crater

Yes, yes, I did it! I claim responsibility for bringing down Twitter! You're welcome world!

BTW, somehow uploading video clips to twitter still works (if ever so slowly) I am sure it's not helping them to recover their service. It would be a shame if everyone started uploading video clips to twitter... A daamn shame... 😉

Checking Bluesky to say yeah, Twitter is down

Boom bitch! Twitter still down after 3rd outage in 3 hours 🤣

⛵ Amsterdam’s iconic Sail Festival will not feature any Russian ships this summer, as organizers cite geopolitical tensions stemming from Russia’s war against Ukraine, Dutch media At5 reports.

How low can it go... Burn the motherfcker down!

Twitter is down NAFO on Bluesky 🤣

Twitter down 🤣 Deeper and deeper!!

Twitter down AGAIN, 3rd time today!

Twitter down AGAIN, 3rd time today!

Stay down Twitter, you're done

X and #Tesla down! #Winning #Tesla #X

Stay down Twitter, you're done

Twitter down 🤣 Deeper and deeper!!

Twitter is down NAFO on Bluesky 🤣

How low can it go... Burn the motherfcker down!

Twitter and Tesla crashing at the same time... Coincidence?? I don't think so!

Let's hope Twitter/X never comes back up!

So what's new in Bsky world?

X/Twitter/Xshitter is down.. Oh no...anyway

Elmo pulled the plug on Twitter/X today since he can't afford to pay it due to cratering $TSLA stock

Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead