love to have an ice cold hard cider and burn a thong triangle into my ass under the sun

i love when athletes from opposing teams are friends and not even bc im a fujo but just bc friendship is so beautiful

living my amazing ratatouille (2007) life (eating strawberries and blue cheese at the same time)

lessons on editing from george saunders’ A Swim in a Pond in the Rain (the N zone is the negative zone and the needle is the barometer for the the reader’s experience)

my friends whenever i am of inquiring spirit and curious mind:

ateez in my sketchy style 🤤✍️🏻

heat lightning jung wooyoung/song mingi, F/F, 1.8k, explicit harold, they're lesbians!! archiveofourown.org/works/86274216

just a thought

HELLO

Time lapse 2/3: I PROMISE 📷 E Sanhwa 8/15K 📷 1985 NYC, perversion to romance 📷 somno(ish), minor woogi A dangerous thought struck him. More dangerous than the NYPD, or crack cocaine, or private equity. He couldn’t make San gasp, not like this. But maybe he could make him come.

proper fic post tomorrow (i hope) but toxic yaoi is up on an ao3 near u archiveofourown.org/works/859577...

heavy ass bag of shit has him looking vascular as hell

What's Wrong With Us #YEOSANG #여상 #ATEEZ

𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐍 Ch 5/20: In Every Dream Home a Heartache (13K/56K) 🌖 woojoong | hongsan | yungi  🌖 1970s glam rock, 1995 present 🌖 strangers to lovers, angst, multi povs 🌖 inspired by david bᴏwie 🌖 nsfw/e  ao3.org/works/72912006/chapters/222388421

fresh squid is so effing good

The Baby-Sitters Club x ATEEZ ✎𓂃 by @yesulxo.bsky.social + yamane_emiko 📖NSFW/E age gap, special attention to belly buttons 📖CH14/?: 7K/122K, yunwoo “Oh,” Wooyoung breathed. “So you like when I tell you what to do.” Yunho moved between his thighs, lips already parted. “I like everything you do.”

they should invent tits that you can toggle on/off

dilfjccng and the pet bunny he didn’t want 🐿️🐰

you give a rat one (1) day off and a bowl of cold cherries and suddenly they're back to stanning international superstar boy group ateez

are you kidding me?????

wet tank tops part 1 fem #ateez

mingi is adorable honestly

the horrors persist (the carceral system) but so do i (my toxic yuri concubines matz wip)

soft, hoarse wahoo

sure

i love peas. theyre so great

Need to fuck his tits I'm ngl

pout

Ring Pop | 12K | Complete 🍃 Minjoong childhood friends to lovers 🍃 Rated E / NSFW 🍃 Face-sitting, come as lube, romance Hongjoong saw Mingi’s reflection first, rippling on the surface of the canal as if he’d stepped out of it.

hello is anybody home

ten year friendship to reduce half the fandom to tears

wrote two lines of new fic. seventeen million thousand to go.

every man i meet is a bottom, i don’t get the contention !!!!!!

all the bottom hjers on twt who have me blocked like guys im literally one of you.......i like trains (big ass n tits on a little guy) too

park "please, i can take it—want it, want all of you" seonghwa vs. kim "too—it's too big! i can't" hongjoong

thank you *checks account* official 5SOS tiktok account. I will continue writing fanfiction

looking at this now I'm realising the angle is kind of diabolical but it's fine, we're rolling with it

it just keeps going My bad

my actual google search just now

WHAT THE HELLI

I need hongjoong's massive heavy soft supple squishy F-cup tits in my mouth right now. I wanna suck on the left one while I jiggle the right one and viceversa. i need to suck on them for long enough that I defy biology and milk comes out. until his nipples are red and puffy and wet

the diff the the difference between the lengths of their fin—

i didnt get these fanmade plushies by @/mmatz_bboiraki when they had an order form out and now i have no one to blame for my suffering except myself. i never deserved to be happy anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i hope the black hair one fucks the black hair one while the black hair one watches

blockships Seonghwa Operation Prostrate for @yamane-emiko.bsky.social 🌟🚢

for some reason i get anxious reposting nsfw art but xin's yuri is too good.............i literally just saw god

omegaverse yuri

(Weakly) guards......fingerblast that man

the thoughts i'm having would shock my puritan ancestors out of their graves