thank you boise 🙏 in the future, please try not to pass any draconian & genocidal legislature against trans ppl while we are in your state or otherwise (and consider legal weed! it’s pretty cool!) our next local show:

tomorrow we take the shredder, the day after the world

if u r at treefort on friday you have to come see us you have to come see us or you will not see the pearly gates im afraid

i have to get more emo immediately (emmodiately)

i been excited to post this one cus it means i get to post my sexy doggy wife :3

one thing to really take note of here is beetle moses is a master of imagery- its always setup, setup, visual gag and he never ever gets in the way of the punchline or oversells it. the jokes are self evident. make sure you are letting the joke tell itself! say less!

treefort posting continues and i definitely know how to promote shows on bluesky

treeflortal tattoo

nobody talking about sacred machines is talking about telephony equipment and they ought to be, like all of this metal was directly connecting your ear to someone's gaping maw and into literal orbit and back while simultaneously handling hundreds more. and it sounds like this it's like a critter

i contributed backing vocals to this it was a splendid time. please listen. i believe in this album.

my partner is immunocompromised and, given the lingering aftermath of my 2022 covid infection on my guts, i know for a fact i'll join her if i get sick again. getting to see will toledo and @floraltattoo.bsky.social at the vera project last year was the safest i've ever felt at a live show.

*walks on stage, i’m a charmin bear* hi, im jan from floral tattoo. with all the crying, shitting, and jerking off we do around here, we go through a whole lot of toilet paper. that’s why we only reach for the best.

this valentine day make the ultimate romantic gesture: wear headphones over 1 ear and pretend Steve1989MRE is feeding you lines through an earpiece

can't wait for the next Floral Tattoo album...

just found tbis strange website, anyone here able to decipher its strange message? treefortmusicfest.com/performer/fl...

how it feels to write a song for other people to play with you and work with them over time refining the feel & structure until it’s exactly how it sounds in your own head

we are happy to announce the new 7th member of floral tattoo: this giant inflatable mardi gras lobster

you can help a trans woman keep playing shows. had to pay for checked bags. tip me if you want www.ko-fi.com/wolfears

we’ve been announced as part of this year’s treefort music fest!!!!!!!

floral tattoo

available now ass69.bandcamp.com/track/no-swe...

hey seattle! the next @perennialtheband.bsky.social show next year is at Belltown Yacht Club! just a few days before that, i’ll be playing a wolfears set at The Vera Project perennial tickets (1/11, 21+): link.dice.fm/F476a8f9d401... wolfears tickets (1/9, all ages): link.dice.fm/Ee624467358a...

thank you howie cohen!!!!

out now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pure Mothman & Carousel Museum - Kiss Me On The Lips edenarnold.bandcamp.com/album/kiss-m...

thank you for the awesome show MCP & HIW!!!!! instagram users 📸: hipsy5000 kingsheim mr.oli.big shoes_at_shows_in_seattle

just found this image on the deep web

Set times for tonight! - This Man and Trees and the Dream Surfers and Flowers: 7:30pm - Hurry Up Snufkin: 8:15pm - @strangebeasts.bsky.social: 9:00pm - @floraltattoo.bsky.social: 10:00pm

Today! Ten years of Floral Tattoo at the Vera Project! Tickets still available!

TOM OR ROW…….

you seein this shit?

you seein this shit?

we’ve been announced as part of this year’s treefort music fest!!!!!!!

everybody go to the vera project friday october 24th and say “one ticket to floral tattoo: ten years terrified please”. the look on the cashiers face will be priceless! dice.fm/event/92pqq9...

a true story about a strange encounter (1/2)

I am so excited for Dan and I to bring our special, wacked-out sound-collage folk music to Seattle later this month...

Dan and I have been practicing for this, and our goal is to out-freak Floral Tattoo... can we do it? COME FIND OUT!!

10/24 at the Vera Project -- we are honored to get to be a part of this

TONITE

cade formerly of dusty cubby (RIP) will be filling in on drums for this show! our beloved jake is off on tour with another band, the harlot (he’s not on bluesky i can say these things)

our next show:

PACERS TONIGHT POSTER BY @wolfears.net WEBSITE BY @awawawa.world

IT’S HERE ass69.bandcamp.com/album/pacers

wow……. i can’t believe that sorbet sheepdog is my gf and i have this awesome and sexy pinup poster of her hanging in my room that soon other people will be able to purchase as well……

me when i have to explain that god does not wear a hat

alex floral tattoo got married today btw

jan & numbers playing this park show in portland next week!

Floral Tattoo is so fucking sick man

Available RIGHT NOW on www.floraltattoo.bandcamp.com/merch We have reprinted our very first shirt design AND we finally have Circus Egotistica cassettes But That’s Not All…