the amazing digital circus egotistica. 100,000,000 likes please.

numbers & jan have a new band called “Muppet Fuckers” and you can see them and about 7 other freaks at the crocodile opening for Saoirse Dream, Devi McCallion, and you are an angel!

alex is a dear friend and has made me a better musician and person. it would mean the world if you sent her and her spouse money as they venture into a new chapter of life.

our fearless leader alex has fallen on hard financial times with her baby only weeks away from being born (her parental leave is unpaid, fuck this bitch ass country man) so click the link below to help out a growing queer family🫶 venmo.com/mr_oli_big

floral tattoo will never die

performing this song tonight if all goes to plan, yakimaniaks better come thru

stop this dumb shit from happening post haste. anti-picKKKleball aktion

hot gig 2nite 4 seattlites

this marketing shit easy

it’s sneaking up on ya! getcher tix tickets.venuepilot.com/e/shime-albu...

it’s sneaking up on ya! getcher tix tickets.venuepilot.com/e/shime-albu...

I just found out the Seattle Mariners have a pitcher that’s just straight up plural and he’s ludicrously good apparently this is all I’m gonna be able to think about

Reuniting with Floral Tattoo for our next show. First time in Yakima, WA

we are playing two shows this month before going on brief hiatus so alex can take care of her new baby💖

Happy bandcamp Friday (courtesy of my partner) (albums and artists in second post

The Circus Egotistica - @floraltattoo.bsky.social floraltattoo.com/album/the-ci... Plastic death - @glassbeachband.bsky.social (glass beach forever!) glassbeach.bandcamp.com/album/plasti... Hell for a basement - drugbug1.bandcamp.com/album/hell-f...

Letting a couple segments from nullspot’s seder plate loose into wider ranges today, enough Mitzrayim! May it be the first of many sounds unleashed from the hearth! Recorded on cassette from the living room floor, woven with the Ohio church tracks that came before. d0ghead.bandcamp.com/album/dayeinu

new interview iancohen.substack.com/p/into-the-a...

Not every day u get to go to a gig where someone shouts "this is a song about being transgender" or "this is about being a gay furry". Love yall @floraltattoo.bsky.social Support yr local queer furries!! Support local music!! 💜 🖤 🎶

toonite!!!!

these sci-fi plots are getting harder and harder to follow

these sci-fi plots are getting harder and harder to follow

come to our show, take the streetcar home, and be in bed by 10pm. that’s a floral tattoo promise

btw we debuted 2 new songs in boise & you’ll get to hear 1 of them at this show, plus another unreleased one we’ve played a couple times

one week hence:

thank you boise 🙏 in the future, please try not to pass any draconian & genocidal legislature against trans ppl while we are in your state or otherwise (and consider legal weed! it’s pretty cool!) our next local show:

tomorrow we take the shredder, the day after the world

if u r at treefort on friday you have to come see us you have to come see us or you will not see the pearly gates im afraid

i have to get more emo immediately (emmodiately)

i been excited to post this one cus it means i get to post my sexy doggy wife :3

one thing to really take note of here is beetle moses is a master of imagery- its always setup, setup, visual gag and he never ever gets in the way of the punchline or oversells it. the jokes are self evident. make sure you are letting the joke tell itself! say less!

treefort posting continues and i definitely know how to promote shows on bluesky

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nobody talking about sacred machines is talking about telephony equipment and they ought to be, like all of this metal was directly connecting your ear to someone's gaping maw and into literal orbit and back while simultaneously handling hundreds more. and it sounds like this it's like a critter

i contributed backing vocals to this it was a splendid time. please listen. i believe in this album.

my partner is immunocompromised and, given the lingering aftermath of my 2022 covid infection on my guts, i know for a fact i'll join her if i get sick again. getting to see will toledo and @floraltattoo.bsky.social at the vera project last year was the safest i've ever felt at a live show.

*walks on stage, i’m a charmin bear* hi, im jan from floral tattoo. with all the crying, shitting, and jerking off we do around here, we go through a whole lot of toilet paper. that’s why we only reach for the best.

this valentine day make the ultimate romantic gesture: wear headphones over 1 ear and pretend Steve1989MRE is feeding you lines through an earpiece

can't wait for the next Floral Tattoo album...

just found tbis strange website, anyone here able to decipher its strange message? treefortmusicfest.com/performer/fl...

how it feels to write a song for other people to play with you and work with them over time refining the feel & structure until it’s exactly how it sounds in your own head

we are happy to announce the new 7th member of floral tattoo: this giant inflatable mardi gras lobster

you can help a trans woman keep playing shows. had to pay for checked bags. tip me if you want www.ko-fi.com/wolfears

we’ve been announced as part of this year’s treefort music fest!!!!!!!

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available now ass69.bandcamp.com/track/no-swe...