A second brainrot speech has hit the austrian parliment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BK0Lv6bWgI4

Capitalism is a socialist ideology, It's based on the ideas from Karl Marx's _Capital_

I bet blowing your nose feels really good for the nose

I hate so much about gnome, but it looks really good.

PC OEM tries to make cursor in bios/uefi menu that doesn't feel like shit challenge: impossible.

truncating hashes makes them more secure, since they're less precise.

Save water! Piss outside.

This is vaguely threatening

@[email protected] > Sometimes, it's as simple as [...] sharing a program with a friend YOU FUCKS. IT'S CALLED SHAREWARE

badfriday disagreement

me, holding a container of assorted alphabet beads: I wonder if there's enough of the rare letters or like if you can't make a necklace if your name is Xerxes (I look closely at the beads that are legible around the edges of the label. Of the 16 letters I can make out, 5 are 'X') me: I now […]

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Soviet Union yaoi is not something I expected to exist.

I only write diary entries when I'm at my lowest, so they probably read like psychological horror

_Roses_ (SAINt JHN) is one of few songs where the remix is better than the actual song.

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seeing people complain about `.zip` feels weird, no one is forcing you to use DNS??

this includes Nix

Pronounce Portuguese like bourgeois.

This json is fucked :neocat_woozy_256:

I just tried to download an image on element by right-clicking it, and it downloaded a .json file that then failed for authentication reasons?

@mcc I would like to apologise for the “no, wafrn is fast”. Now it actually is fast ish and your comments made us go through a rabbit hole and found some causes of extreme slow initial loads. #Now-here-is-the-part-where-you-reply-“no-its-actually-still-very-slow”

Linking to simple wikipedia to be more condescending

Trying wafrn on safari and oh my god it's a lot smoother than on Firefox. I am wondering if its a Firefox skill issue and I should migrate to safari

I should post wafrn screenshots to the tumblr subreddit until someone realises

I HAVE NOT read the rules and I DO NOT agree with the rules.

There's something that's really fun about breaking into proprietary apis.

thank god there’s just so much room for my content, in the phone call screen

> €59.71 well that's an oddly specific price for a book > free shipping from €59.99! ah.

what is any austin cooking

former tor relay operator is being systematically destroyed by feds for refusing to decrypt tor traffic from his exit node. they literally told a judge his graphics driver was "dark web hacking software" now he's in jail with a head injury from their raid, having seizures, denied medical care […]

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Look at my MacBook 13 inch 2007

this is literaly wafrn RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vpkhqolt662uhesyj6nxm7ys/post/3lyxqixj2vk2a

Holy fuck there's a .bi tld and no one told me?

I can't believe Yugoslavia was literally ruled by teto

heh

We are modernizing the user interface Pray we do not modernize it further

You’re in his DMs, I’m in the DSM-5. We are not the same.

I love accidentally typing .ir instead of .ie (and being redirected to a really shady site instead.

"kirk had a wife!" You do not want to hear what I have to say about her

Last dot federated states of Micronesia

thread of random videos i have saved. number one nightclub for deer.mp4

Look, the whole Israel/Palestine thing is very complicated, the only sane solution is to ressurect the Ottoman empire.

I'm seeing a lot more blacksky accounts now, which is cool.

Never forget 9/11/73