i've stolen this from a Discord server, and the image is `.webp`, so i assume this was initially stolen using *key instance

svgrepo my beloved

i still cant believe this is a real image

other interaction

Social media on the computer is so much better than social media on the phone

If you’re serving a big meal today, take a second to garnish. The little bit of work will delight your guests and make everything look more appetizing!

I thought this was a price list :BlobCat_Facepalm:

you know an api is good when it returns escaped json

That is correct, Mr. AI Overview.

"We are failing to see that configuration files are actually user interfaces, and that they should be treated as such." https://ochagavia.nl/blog/configuration-files-are-user-interfaces/

Good morning

Found all of these on my lawn

tà bríste ort - you have a pair of trousers on. Tà briste ort - you are broken Irish is amazing

Confession: I actually like walking in wet shoes

I think Hamas is otherwise occupied right now https://www.thecanary.co/trending/2025/11/02/venezuela-opposition-leader-claims-hamas-is-operating-in-caracas/

My phone apparently has "Very Low Battery" and will "shut down soon of it is not charged"

cutting onions just to feel something

@[email protected] asked > Trick or treat!! Trick.

anonymous asked > wafrn wafrn

art thou deadass

"hang in there titties, you're going to be ok". Banger quote.

Before anyone acts elitest about not using a MacBook, they should be forced to use a MacBook at least once.

Faoin tuath, countryside on that thang

Peacemaker is a series about a guy who has a rocky relationship with his father and seeks to prove himself to him.

no, the pasta is not undercooked, it's just all denty

long story short, it gave me a fake sql injection warning, a few "hey you should add these indexes" wich ok, adding indexes at our scale is free why not, and a "you dont have a /health endpoint or something like that". Wich. Ok,

i hate doing bad coding (coding that i get paid for) cant wait to get home and do good coding (coding that i do not get paid for)

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked grok" well I asked a stray cat and she told me "mrrewowpp"

@[email protected] asked > No more biting, I'm cooking you medium rare a d eating you There is nothing left to cook after the biting.

you are so not invited to my abortion

I just filled a 2tb hard drive after forgetting about my appviewlite instance.

This mastodon client came to me in a fever dream. I had to waste the whole day, but now you too can bunnyhop through your fedi feed. https://files.burning.homes/experimental/hall-of-toots/index.html * webgl required * mobile somewhat supported * yes this html file is a whole client and the […]

thesis: vs code is a game engine. consider: - produced by a billion dollar company - renders using opengl - optimized like dogshit - ships using a cursed runtime inheited down generations - people hate it but use it anyway - updates every few weeks, if something breaks the developer mostly just […]

Its pronounced guh-imp actually

its always DNS > Based on our investigation, the issue appears to be related to DNS resolution of the DynamoDB API endpoint in US-EAST-1. https://health.aws.amazon.com/health/status

what happens if you put the gitignore in the gitignore

made a thing https://codeberg.org/irelephant/kittygram/

hold the fuck up when did we get the Pinocchio emoji 🤥

lying on the internet is great opsec

am i reading this right iocaine was actually working and now we have evidence to back it up? YESS OPENAI, PLEASE SCRAPE 52 DIRECTORIES FURTHER INTO THE IOCAINE TARPIT. I BEG YOU, PLEASE.