I’m the best at cheering on this app - nice bowl of #homemade chilli carne to close the year out Happy new year everyone - may your 2025 be fruitful and full of shagging 🤌🏽💦

It’s goodnight from us 😴

Crizzmuzz dinner 🎅🏼🐷🎄

Merry Christmas everyone - I know today is a tough day for some, but hope you all have a belter. Send me pics of your dinners, drink, be merry, hug your loved ones tight, and if you can, get some Xmas shagging in this evening (providing you’re not in a food coma). Jim x 🎅🏼🎄🎁

I’m the best chef on this app

Of course the baby had to get closer…

Last bath of the year done; And oh! They did rejoice.

A collection of salads I’ve made over the last few days. Don’t be too jealous now…. #OperationSixPack

This cute little bastard though… snoring down my ear 🫶

Amorim instructing Martinez who to pass to... #Amad #MUFC

I’m the best at male cooking on this app. Fight me (FYI - I cut two bits of garlic bread off for the 2nd photo, when in fact I’m wolfing the lot 🐷)

Daddy responsibilities. Tonight’s job: be cushion.

This week’s #roast #foodporn

Your weekly #FoodPorn #Roast

Morning

😆

Even the dogs get a dinner in r house #FoodPorn

All I need… my world in one photo xoxo

To put this comparison between Guardiola & Ferguson into reallife terms: Pep is the guy who inherits wealth - and invests to create more wealth But Sir Alex, who broke up the Old Firm & beat Madrid with Aberdeen, is the guy who becomes a Self Made Billionaire #MUFC

This is Erling Haaland ever since he told Arteta to be humble

hang it in the louvre 😂

Hiya Pep… how many goals did you say it was again? 😂 #Citeh #PepOut

Woke up, looking for the 🥦

Yer maw’s fanny says what?

🐷

10 years ago I’d have been doing some banging MDMA and staying out until 8am, then back to the afters Now I’ll be lucky to have a wank before I fall asleep at 9pm after my lemsip

Morning

“I’m not the hero this city deserves, but I’m the one that it needs”

Proper winter warmer - I’d make a great little housewife me #Lentejas

I’m getting bored of social media - might just fuck around and wipe them all, never to return FYI - this isn’t a beg for you to start spamming me with “oh please don’t go” messages, I’m just saying what’s on my mind currently

Waking Ned on Netflix - thank me later

You know the score

Breaking News: Jurgen Klopp is back in the UK😉

LMFAO 😂

When you see that she’s changed the profile pic of her and her fella, to just a pic of her kids with the caption ‘my whole world in one picture - all I need xoxo’, and her relationship status now reads ‘It’s complicated’ 😂😂 IYKYK

YEET 🤢

Sat casually scoffing handfuls of Bombay mix, and have to keep reminding myself that it’s “not Christmas yet”

Fucking curtain twitchers are at it again on our street… nosey bastards.

I had a dream that I followed James Hype around a festival & watch all 6 sets that he played, but then at the end of the last set he stopped the music halfway through, pointed at me and said “can someone get this guy out of here, hes following me round like a lost dog” So that was nice.

Morning to all my cunts and cuntettes 🫶

Good Morning 🔴 No International football until March 2025

Happens to me all the time 🫠😂

Great sing-a-long song for the car - deffo wasn’t just belting this out or anything 👀🙌🏽

This clip of Sir Alex Ferguson never fails to bring a smile to my face 🎈😄 #MUFC

Biden enters the "I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here" jungle