Today i listened to my first xmas song of 2025 it came on my playlist and couldn’t be arsed skipping it plus it was the pogues so it’s a banger

RIP David Gaskell another busby babe gone

A man followed a girl into the toilets identifying as a woman, and her dad, identifying as the tooth fairy, left him with no teeth.

FUCK OFF BACK TO SCOTLAND

Bruno has not just won us the game tonight but he’s saved Garnacho because Garnacho tonight might have caused trouble but his shit finishing tonight almost cost us the game

BRUNOOOOOOOOOOOO

WTF WHEN DID ONANA SIGN FOR RANGERS?

TURNERRRRRRRRRRRRR

TOOONEEEEEEEEEE

TOONEEEEEEEEEE

GALTONNNNNNNNNNNN

TOONEEEEEEEEEE

COME ONNNNNNN

RIP Denis Law

All i keep seeing today is Amad got a league hat trick before Rashford. It’s fine he has BUT is it such a big deal i mean Cantona never got a hat trick for us in any competition. Plus if you look Rashford has been on hat tricks before and passed the ball instead of shooting.

Amad is now our top goalscorer in the league now but it’s still bad that our previous top scorer has not played in the last 6 games and didn’t score in the 2 before that so it’s technically took someone 8 Games to beat it which isn’t good enough for United

WHOS LAUGHING NOW

Who laughs last laughs loudest

ABOUT FUCKING TIME

How is this allowed fucking disgusting piece of shit and what’s worst the guy is black himself and look i replied calling him a bigot and i’m the one in the wrong 😂

2 years ago today Manchester was red and as it has been for over 100 years it’s still red

Rashford derby winner 2 years ago today

On this day in 2023 it was the Manchester derby when Rashford scored the winner and I ended up getting a dart ring in my foot and ended up in hospital. Was it worth it? To bloody right it was lol

I started a new job today at the butchers but got sacked this afternoon for sticking my dick in the sausage slicer she got sacked at the same time

6 years ago today I saw this amazing goal by Rashford and a world class performance from De Gea. This was the last men’s game I ever saw live it’s been to long

THATS WHAT YOU GET YOU FUCKING CHEATING COCKNEY CUNTS

BRUNOOOOOOOOOO

To the person this morning who stole my glasses i will give you till 7pm to give them back otherwise i will have to find my contacts to find you

I remember when i was at school and got expelled when i got home my mum said to me she spoke with the headmaster and said i u got expelled for saying the c word and that wasn’t clever and i replied no it was cunt

Me this morning

What kind of bluesky account am I to you ? 1 - Toxic 2 - Mean 3 - Problematic 4 - Bad 5 - I have a crush on you 6 - Cute 7 - Busy 8 - Respectful person 9 - I love talking to you 10 - Funny 11 - Popular 12 - Scared to dm 13 - I dont know you

So many say Jenny from Forrest Gump and Joe from Charlie And The Chocolate Factory are villains which i agree with BUT what about Mr Miyagi from Karate Kid?

TO ALL THOSE THAT WANTED THIS GAME POSTPONED

i need some fucking gaviscon 😂

is it fitting zirkzee gets booed monday scores the winner 6 days later?

THIS GAME IS NOT OVER

COME ONNNNNNNNNNN

To those hoping the game is called off today just remember the scum is in the title race and it could be rearranged for end of the season and they could beat us and win the title against us do you really want that to happen Stop thinking if we play it in a few months we could win

4 things 3 truths 1 lie I almost got arrested at a utd game by shouting in a cops face after the game was cancelled I have 6 toes on one foot I had football trials at watford and got my leg broke by a future england international and i had to stop playing i used to have a criminal record

should be interesting

Breaking News Manchester United are in talks with Real Madrid about a swap deal for Vinicius Junior where we give them Garnacho and £45m for me it’s a no brainer

Happy New Year! I hope 2025 brings everything you're dreaming for! ✨🩷

Saw this piece of meat in the shop yesterday

Is it to early to be eating Mini Eggs 😂

hahahahaha

I got an advent calendar from Amazon this year if no one was in when I opened the window they left the chocolate with a neighbour

been in the gym this morning burning off all the xmas food now loads are gonna say this is a filter and it’s fake but it’s not

My new dartboard is up and first visit was an 85

This was a brand new bottle yesterday it’s now half empty 😂 but been a great 3 days

Boxing day dinner