Epstein to Nassar: “you are all I worry about my love”

I’m just waiting for that one “Trup” they forgot to black out.

I’m pretty sure the blacked out entire pages and not just names because they didn’t want us to play ‘Mad Libs’ with Trump’s name.

Congratulations to everyone who wrote an op-ed about how he just wants americans to eat better

Pete Hegseth gives major Brent Norwalk vibes.

Blippi 1, AKA Blippi Prime, was always a social media algorithmic demon who hates children, and I respect him for it Blippi 2 is a theater kid try-hard I apologize, I'm not familiar with Blippi 3's game

“Smoking looks cool” isn’t the message we should be sending.

Calling your doctor to say “I’m running late” shouldn’t give patients a black check to just show up whenever.

I’m gonna start a conservative podcast and start each segment with “folks, ya can’t make this up!”

I just realized who Curtis Sliwa reminds me of.

We're suing the U.S. Department of Education for weaponizing the Public Service Loan Forgiveness program. This administration is trying to illegally cut off loan forgiveness eligibility for organizations and governments based off ideals it doesn't agree with. I'm fighting back.

When it finally happens

What the actual fuck

Can’t wait to engage in another debate about the shooter’s ideology instead of just passing gun control laws.

He's not even hiding it anymore. They're invading their own country.

The Federal Trade Commission filed a lawsuit against Ticketmaster and its parent company, Live Nation, on Thursday, alleging that the company willingly misleads consumers about ticket prices and cooperates with scalpers to markup resale prices.

Actually I changed my mind. Please have Stephen Colbert and Steve Carell read the transcript. @colbertlateshow.bsky.social

Please, for the love of god, have Darren Criss and Michael Cera do a table read of this

This kid entrenched himself in Groyper culture and plotted this whole Kirk assassination for months only to have conservative news outlets claim he was in a sexual relationship with his trans furry roommate.

When you didn’t do any work on the group assignment but still get an A.

South Park gettin canceled.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is not a doctor. He's not even human. He's a cartoon. Some of the things he does can cause a person to get hurt, expelled, arrested, and possibly deported. To put it another way: don't try this at home.

Someone somewhere is dying on ECMO because the heart transplant meant for him is going to Donald Trump.

Every single thing, EVERY SINGLE THING, that RFK has done was predictable and predicted. He is doing what every other fascist eugenicist has done before him. The disability community has been warning about this for YEARS. It is not in any way shape or form mysterious and unknowable.

Our government is demanding children’s medical records, birth dates home addresses & social security numbers. Why? Because they’re transgender. Fascism at work.

While heavy sack bearings are up a shocking 900%

*Trump administration commits unspeakable atrocity* Left discourse on social media: HaHa wUt a hYpOcRiTe, SaYiNg tHe oPpOsiTe iN ThiS CLiP fRoM A YeAr aGo. WuT A DuMaSs!1

“No wrongdoing”

Someone better be keeping track of every destructive thing that Trump ordered and be prepared to reverse it as soon as Democrats regain power.

I bet a lot of MAGA South Park fans are using the phrase “poke fun” right now.

HR: “don’t have inappropriate relationships at work” Also HR:

This is why we need vigilantes.

Nordstrom to close Santa Monica store

Every day at the end of June “In a 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court…” Ugh

He’s just so fucking stupid.

It should be legal to fight off police officers if they try to arrest you illegally.

A US senator is arrested for asking a question and two state lawmakers are shot by a gunman impersonating police. Sounds like the start to a civil war.

Seriously, I voted as hard as I could.

Compiling a quick list of responses from science community to ACIP firings. Comment with additions. AMA: www.ama-assn.org/press-center... AAP: www.aap.org/en/news-room... ACP: www.acponline.org/american-col... IDSA: www.idsociety.org/news--public... APHA: www.apha.org/news-and-med...

The New Yorker is supposed to be smart.

Didn’t think we could get an education secretary dumber than Betsy DeVos but here we are.