“where are we going?” twirls hair.

( giggling ) sounds like dead meat to me.

“you know. like a lover.” harley giggled into her hands, then held the door to the taco place open for mera.

woah, what hero made YOU mad?

“you mean juicy, tasty, fruity cocktails? cause they’re like candy that gives you a buzz!”

harley had come across a lonesome, horizontal pole at the park. hands and weight put on it to test - seemed all stable! happily, she began swaying amidst the winds. stretching and warming up to the melody that was solely playing in her own mind. somersaults, cartwheels and handstands were all +

“i didn’t take any drugs! i only had 10 cocktails!”

it’s time to get herself ready for the day.

//theres A LOT of muses i wanna make. might just make them all at once and be done with it

“not at all. this is what partying in gotham will do to you.”

“that so. we’ll have a hard time keeping the douchebags away from you if you get any fancier. you’re already seeing someone, aren’t you?” harley grinned, initiating some gossip as she started guiding them.

yawning. “i’m too tired from last night to move.”

harley shrieked as her heel first stepped into a puddle of blood. immediately covering her mouth with her hand so she could continue silently. eyes only widened when she saw the body laying in the blood. dropping to her knees to frantically search for a heartbeat +

“oh? it’s already party time again?”

( puts a sandwich on top of a sandwich. puts another sandwich on top of them ) my masterpiece!

𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐋 | 𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐓𝐇 | 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 🔞 —————————————— ✘ - #MARVELRP | #BSRP ✘ - Comics | Netflix | AU ✘ - Lewd Earned | SFW ✘ - Pansexual ✘ - Mature Themes —————————————— 𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓 / 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄

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“ 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝙛𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝖺𝗅𝗐𝖺𝗒𝗌 𝗅𝖺𝗍𝖾 , 𝖻𝖾𝖼𝖺𝗎𝗌𝖾 𝗁𝖾 𝖺𝗅𝗐𝖺𝗒𝗌 𝗌𝗍𝗈𝗉𝗉𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖻𝖾𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗉𝖾𝗈𝗉𝗅𝖾 𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝖺𝗏𝖾𝖽 . “

"𝓕𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓬𝓪𝓷 𝓫𝓮 𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓻𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓮, 𝓲𝓯 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 " ₊˚ʚ ᗢ₊˚✧ ﾟ. ♡ + ⇄

—Prince of Gotham Knight of Justice Dark & Gritty Portrayal Sᴇᴇᴋɪɴɢ SL's Mᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ Tʜᴇᴍᴇs Sʜɪᴘs ᴡ/ ᴄʜᴇᴍɪsᴛʀʏ MCU | DCU ↺﹢♡

//is anyone here also into action or angsty rp?

“you already look as ready as can be but.. sure.” harley said, kinda wide eyed. she almost forgot who she was talking to.

“i know a spot. and i happen to have some extra change!”

“they’re absolutely delicious. trust me.”

peeks over. “are you looking at tacos?”

speaking of heroes.. i haven’t seen THAT many around?

harley’s mouth opened and a cackle came from her throat. “you flirt like a cutie pie. it’s adorable that you’re this nervous.”

//dms are open to plot<3

“that’s really freaky, i like it!” she lets out a low chuckle, both hands on each of her own hips. “so you’re coming to me, harley quinn, instead of those heroic spirits. sounds right at least. fine, i’ll offer you a discount.”

wait a minute. maybe you’re not so bad. alright, bats, then i will also say im sorry about that. it will never ( wink ) happen again!

aye ! i like you blue n yellow. you’re not all stuck up like the others. ( harley happily leans forward to accept his handshake ) so that guy.. are you really sure you want me to bash his teeth in? i’m stronger than i look. is this the kind of pranks you play in your +

( she rolls her eyes ) fine. you’ve got me. but arresting me is a whole different story.

what bars are open in gotham tonight? all of them.

( all expression slowly leaves her face. just her eyes get bigger and bigger as the footage continues. twitching when it shows her whacking someone over the head… she’s now putting on a coy expression, playing with a strand of her hair ) but that could still be someone just +

“you.. can form a contract and link existences with others?”

are you seriously onto me about that? can you even prove that was me? or wasn’t it the case that that evidence miraculously burned down ~

“Dancing, drinking and saving the galaxy. Just another day for Star-Lord.” • Experienced writer • 21+ for possible mature content • 21+ for guaranteed immature jokes • Crossovers welcome

//i was JUST reading gotham city sirens so now my heart is full

is that a cloaked tower?

and they were roommates.

“my ex is a dumb arrogant man who’s not a demi god and even he’s difficult to take down. ugh - must you have me torn with the girly card?!”

the glitter finds me, i don’t find the glitter.

“don’t be mad at me! starting a fight with a god has its prize! and i’m even cheaper than a hit on the mayor these days!”

my hands look like this ( covered in dirt, blood and glitter ) so my girls’ hands can look like this ( clean, freshly manicured, soft, hydrated )