Deep in the bowels of YYZ T3, a middle-aged pedal steel player stands at the counter of a Relay. The debit machine is misbehaving - as though the $33.90 he has pledged for this headphone dongle is somehow insufficient to encourage an immediate “Approved.” In the distance, Bill Withers croons. “Daaaa

“A minorrrrrrrr”

If the US tried to annex Canada, it would be an unmitigated disaster. It would require a massive occupation force costing billions/trillion. Cause an American civil war. Turn the world against the United States, ending its reign as a super power… It didn’t work in 1812, it won’t work now.

What a clown you have to be, doing a pouty face all mad at the halftime show. KL put out a huge song and won a Grammy last week; SZA’s LP also massive and put her into a new echelon of fame. Like, sorry the culturally relevant people are playing the big show. You sure you’re not just a bit racist?

Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds

Doug Ford and his government couldn’t make a functioning licence plate but sure let’s reelect them to save Canada from Doug’s hero.

“We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope.” - Dr. Martin Luther King

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