they're playing Lana Del Rey I'm the ladies section of the gym

leute kennt ihr jemanden der mir sagen kann wie viel mein Auto wert ist

people spending ungodly sums of money to travel the world and then post some shit like "almost forgot that this is the point" or "life is about living it, not surviving it" like glad you remembered arent you cute

someone help me I'm going out with friends and it's midnight and they wanna go dancing now and then a beer bar at 1 and then another club and then sing karaoke after 😭

last day in paris and I just had the cutest conversation with am elderly french cinephile couple who recommended me a ton of movies and ofc I bought them all and spent way more money than I planned

I know some day I'll regret not watching those "tips for time travelling to medieval Europe" videos I get recommended

the state wants us to own nothing and pay continually for an ostensible sense of digital ownership

sometimes I feel like everyone around me is signaling that you need to travel the world to be truly fulfilled like that's the stuff you'd regret not doing when you're older that's the number 1 thing people think about but it's stressing me out??? Like Yess I love going places but calm down pls

go away smart woman deconstructing a topic that is important to me in a video essay... it's almost 2 am and I want dumb guy adding generic commentary to movie I've seen 10 times!!

there's no way sean ono lennon could look any different than he does

I knew life was unfair when I found out some people LOSE appetite when they're sick

there's a yoshimoto nara exhibition a two hour drive awayyyy I will be going in april

why is is kinda not fun anymore being sick for a couple days when you're not a kid at school... Like now the dishes are piling up and I just feel like shit what used to be the draw

why new mutual I made and texted for 2 days turned out to want to be my suger mommy/scam me ... can't have shit

posted on my main for the first time in years it's soo weird like I got former teachers on there 😭

going clubbing with ur girlfriends is just asking each other "what did he want?" every 10 mins

To be honest

I saw a TikTok of a girl who said she had a crush on a cute nerdy guy and she was gushing about it. The comments were all men saying “leave him alone” and “you’ll be his villain origin story” and shit like that. And men act surprised when women hate them.

she's so annoying she always poses like she wants her picture taken and posted on social media get over urself

wondering what goes through our cats heads when I put my finger in their mouth while they yawn

body protesting against early brunch plans made by the mind. most awake person alive right now it's like I'm at war with myself I know I will regret not sleeping rn

when that little man in front of a white screen tells me he's counting on me to vote afd in-between YouTube videos I get like whole body chills leave me alone do not talk to me do not infiltrate my ayo edibiri content consumption time

I successfully spoke to many adult colleagues today at office lunch

I hate landlords so much what do you mean I have to pay property taxes while you drive a fucking porsche we were freezing all winter only to have to give you 500€ more now???

Lisa is in season 3 white lotus??

getting an espresso machine tomorrow yay

this website is good for me cause sometimes... many times I want to be a hater but even the cringiest of posts are surrounded by love which is contagious

i get like really vivid dreams of being a dead by daylight survivor but like on a much bigger scale like my whole uni campus and I can hide under tables and stuff and there's non participants just chilling and then I go to play the game and it sucks every time

Fucking DUOLINGO CHARGED ME 105€ for their fucking Premium subscription I DO NOT EVEN WANT

just bought wicked on youtube this will so not pay off I just want my musical-hater bf to watch

had a valentines lunch so big I had to take a 3 hour nap after good morning

We don’t talk about Strawberry Shortcake’s cat enough bc LOOK AT CUSTARD.

Good afternoon

how much will kendrick tickets be I don't want to know

Motherfucker.

officially part of a student film group now!

im not a minor (21) and scared that one of the alt 16year olds who have never been to a concert before will yell something cringey at the singer everytime theres silence

tomorrow morning I'm gonna get myself a piece of bread, smear burrata on it and top it with some pomegranate seeds I think. but now I'm going to bed good night <3

love mountain goats so much actually they're so dope

rekindled my old desire to be able to do the splits

oh to look good in candid photographs

i dont want you here 😭😭

sometimes I get nightmares that I live in a shared flat

probably going to london in march I'm excited!!

hmm

coworker went on a whole rant about using chatgbt for the littlest things only for the rant to be a self awareness projecting justification that she is gonna use it to write the text for an informational clip we're both doing...

my heart doesn't know shit I'll never finish that book