Just went into the LDS Haunted House but it was just a room with free Starbucks coffee

She fell for it

An anonymous member of a Facebook group claimed that I was a terrible person who hates LGBTQ people because I invited Cast Members over for a movie night (yet I’m a Christian so that shows my true side). This great CM responded with the true details:

I have seen many from various faiths and traditions who have been inspired by Erika Kirk’s words of forgiveness to the shooter. If she advocates for the death penalty, I fear that all of that is rendered powerless.

The more I read the sign and look at the display, the more questions I have.

A few days away from relaunching my first book with a new edition and a few new chapters…

Im the kind of FM pastor who listens to the soundtrack for The Last of Us as I edit my book on forgiveness.

Sometimes the scam texts are wild

Still not understanding how it relates to Michael Jordan

My LDS friends like to ask me questions about the Book of Mormon and then leave me on read when I ask follow ups… this is their new strategy for the last month.

You know you work at Disney when your first thought is “Disney’s Hollywood Studios” even though you know it’s not correct

Managed to get the rights back to my book— I’ll finish editing the second edition today and hopefully it will be back online soon!

100% Daredevil Born Again just copied and pasted real life Donald Trump for the character of Wilson Fisk

Love this tbh

An actual clip from inside the Oval Office revealing Trump’s strategies:

I spend way too much time responding to and interacting with scam messages via txt/whatsapp

Im starting “Scoundrels, Villains, and Knaves” by @foxxnolte.bsky.social and once again the bar for historical books has been absolutely shattered by them

Just came here to say that Jeff Goldblum is the best part of Wicked

@scotmcknight.bsky.social Just wanted to let you know that Howard Snyder is Free Methodist 😉

When you’re trying to get patriotic but it falls flat

A few months ago, I found a vending machine on Tom Sawyer Island at Magic Kingdom that sells $9 bottles of Coke. I made this IG account as a joke, but it went viral and now has over 800k views total with new subscribers every few minutes. What is happening 😂 www.instagram.com/tomsawyersis...

He wasn’t even appreciative

Can I just say I hate this and I can’t believe we still have to deal with Launch Bay existing but not Jim Henson’s final project

Posted this on Twitter yesterday and people loved it, so here's a thread on a discovery I made after being sent down a rabbit hole by @drleahpayne.bsky.social excellent new book God Gave Rock and Roll to You: A History of Contemporary Christian Music. This is about Carman and Disneyland.

Big if true.

I rode Haunted Mansion today and was very scared by the price of Smart Water

Engaging in Kingdom Mischief today and thankful for this Kingdom Influencer who consistently practices the way of Jesus.

Tony Campolo - famed evangelist and social justice preacher - has died. There was no one like him religionnews.com/2024/11/19/t...

This probably won't go over with the overall vibe of this place. But... Taxing churches would likely lead to thousands of historic buildings being abandoned in the near future. And it would lead to lots of non-white churches closing. Those big white evangelical churches would be fine.

Haven’t been on here in over a year but now all the cool kids are trying to rope me back in

Is everyone just posting the same stuff on Twitter or is this all original content here?

Not sure if I am excited about a new social, but I’m willing to give it a try for the betterment of #FMTwitter