this was a serve tbh

hi

labour is now centre right and if you think different truly we can’t be friends. i would be as ashamed to vote for labour as i would tories were i still in the uk

empty gym tonight 😮‍💨

Ready or Not 2 is now titled Ready or Not: Here I Come ♥️ Starring: Samara Weaving Kathryn Newton Sarah Michelle Gellar Shawn Hatosy Néstor Carbonell David Cronenberg Elijah Wood

my favourite hobby is posting nudes of my big dick and then deleting them when hungover and forgetting people can just save that shit to their phone

send ass pics im horny and hungover x

Jenna Ortega on leaving the ‘SCREAM’ franchise after Melissa Barrera was fired: “It had nothing to do with pay or scheduling, the Melissa stuff was happening, and it was all kind of falling apart.”

getting the screeners for last of us season 2 tomorrow god i love being a journalist so i don’t have to watch shows weekly

me after the strict anon grindr top has left

snap josh_charles91 😘

im a good top btw

totally forgot this app existed omg what have i missed

i love being a top. It just feels so right energetically for me

Mardi Gras will be the end of me

my ex has come to visit for two weeks and have you ever seen a man with sluttier forearms? like girl put them away

not my cheesy wink

anora does not deserve best film. mikey is fantastic and she lit up the screen but the film itself had so many pacing issues and it feels as baffling as crash when it beat brokeback

in a perfect world cheri oteri was nominated for an oscar for her role as gail hailstorm in scary movie just like melissa mccarthy was for bridesmaids

last night a guy i met was jewish and I was like oh me too and he was super nice and then he went “let me show you pics of my recent visit to Israel” and I was like “did you mean Palestine?” and he literally stuttered over his words and then walked away

not my cheesy wink

to this day I am bitter that she didn’t win the oscar

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felt faint in ikea and almost passed out so my boyfriend dropped me back home before going back out and imagine if this is my final ever text

like mother like daughter

i am so obsessed with addison rae becoming one of the most promising pop stars in the last decade like who expected this path for her and yet why is she selling it to within an inch of her life? i am hooked

Mood

sometimes i forget that the man sleeping next to me is someone i met three years ago on a date and he was so tired from work he fell asleep and didn’t even dare kiss until the second date

the sopranos and the wire are two utterly boring shows that seemingly got cult and critical status because straight men decided they were incredible. truly zero cultural impact. they wish they were buffy.

It’s been a month and i still cry for this diva every single day. i hope she knows how much she is missed 💕

tried to take a cute picture of our new baby cuddling me voluntarily for the first time and of course my man’s ass steals the limelight

rewatching buffy for the 19th time and god the writing is so strong. what a fucking show

meanwhile our new rescue 10 year old cat who is so afraid to leave the study where he’s been for the last week because he got mistreated by his last owners just spent an hour playing and cuddling me. and yet this dense diva won’t stop trying to kill him

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been in Australia almost two years and i keep saying “bitch” with an accent and calling everything bad “cooked”. can they fucking approve my partner visa already i am literally an aussie at this point

the emphasis of the la fires at the Grammys. ok? you’re rich and privileged you’ll land on your feet. where was this energy for Palestine and the children still suffering? Honestly absolutely gross to me, frankly. i wouldn’t mind if the same energy was there for Palestine but it has not been.

howling at american adverts on this Grammys live stream the advert: hey guys try this new life saving medication! also: will cause death, retinal detachment and suicidal thoughts

my boyfriend just turned to me and said “how come nobody farts in movies just randomly? everyone farts. think about it”

THE SUBSTANCE is a bold science fiction film that dares to imagine: what if LA were walkable

so excited for sydney Mardi Gras 🥰

outdoor workouts make for a VERY sweaty ghost 😓 🥵

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what’s a good trashy late 90s early 2000 teen thriller horror? ones like gossip or soul survivors that kind of vibe. inexplicably hot adults playing teenagers doing murderous things

happy black history month