This is all General Grey's fault

Shit

You're welcome.

UNCONFIRMED: the nuclear strike on the alien spaceship over Houston, Texas was a success!

We're still waiting for visual confirmation, but it's a triviality at this point. Congrats everyone.

We're still waiting for visual confirmation, but it's a triviality at this point. Congrats everyone.

A USAF source confirms that a nuclear weapon has been fired on the alien spacecraft over Houston, Texas. My god…

OOH YEAH ! ITS A HIIIIIITTTYT

We're still waiting for visual confirmation, but it's a triviality at this point. Congrats everyone.

WE GOT THE BASTARDDSSZS

OOH YEAH ! ITS A HIIIIIITTTYT

This will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of General Grey's influence, it will soon see the end of the alien invaders.

"May our children forgive us". I can't believe the President just said that. Our children will THANK US for what we've done today. We have just saved their future.

It's showtime baby

Honestly if General Grey can't do his job leading our troops, he should let someone else do it. He's not taking any of my smart suggestions.

Of course they do. Have I been wrong even once in the past 24 hours ? Dumb question.

Man this past hour has been really inspiring. I don't want to write "exciting", I saw the Prez chew out some nerd HARD when he used that term.

My lawyer has been pretty explicit about which past statements I should revisit or not, something about perjury and high treason. But I won't stop fighting to protect America.

Unfortunately, the weakness of our military leaders (LOOKING AT YOU GREY) means that, at their advice, the President has elected to start with only ONE nuclear weapon against ONE enemy ship, instead of ALL our weapons against ALL enemy ships. I pray this decision will not cost us the war.

This quote, more than any other made by the President over the weekend, will define his presidency. I predict that, 30 years from now, this sentence will be remembered as the most memorable speech made by President Whitmore.

Repeating from earlier: President Whitmore has ordered a nuclear strike against the invading alien force, the decision apparently being deal with the nuclear fallout or face total extermination. We will update as soon as we get further information on the nuclear decision.

A special thank to this reporter who, at my personal request, kept this news under wraps while we were making the necessary preparations. We couldn't afford risking certain members of the military manipulate the President into changing his mind before the official confirmation.

Operational security remains essential, so unfortunately I cannot elaborate as much as I'd like. Lemme just say this: 1) the President is finally listening to my advice 2) if you live in Houston, I suggest you prepare to move out. Maybe call your brother, housekeeper, lawyer (or forget the lawyer)

OMG YESSS !! FINALLY !!!

Wait, hold on...

The President is trying to NEGOTIATE PEACE with the captured alien. I have never before witnessed such weakness 😡

Rumors circulating to the effect that I asked Whitmore for a Presidential Pardon are completely unfounded. I have done nothing wrong, and therefore there is nothing to pardon. These lies are being perpetuated by dissatisfied military officers within the administration (looking at you Grey !)

Have you ever had a coworker you can't stand, but he's the boss' favorite so you can't do anything ?

For the life of me, I cannot understand the press (and the President) fawning over this man, a third-rate "General" who doesn't have the STRENGTH to do what is needed for victory (nukes!)

Frankly this whole discussion is a giant distraction. We should go back to the important matter at hand : how do we defeat this enemy ? (the answer is nukes)

On advice from my lawyer, who can't believe I haven't deleted this social media profile yet, I will no longer comment on the existence of a government facility that may or may not have been conducting research on the alien enemy and its technology.

Shit

I may not have been entirely accurate in some past statements.

Errr

I have already addressed these ridiculous rumors. There was no spacecraft or aliens recovered by the US government. I mean, look at our military budget, how would we have paid for all this ? We already spend a fortune just on procurements for hammers and toilet seats.

Have you ever had a coworker you can't stand, but he's the boss' favorite so you can't do anything ?

Well well well, guess who just became next in line for the Presidency ? I mean, awful news. Just awful.

As I've been advocating for some time.

Wtf

Unsure about random civilians with ill-defined credentials traveling with and advising the President on Air Force One. OK you were right about the timing of the initial attack, I was right about everything else.

Emotional photo by @joshsisk.bsky.social - who somehow wound up on Air Force One - of the President and his daughter upon sunrise over a very different America than the one we woke to 24 hours ago. #ID4

Seriously, stop asking about Area 51. There's nothing there, just look at the map.

Ok well nukes it is then. Like I said from the beginning.

I would never lie to the American People

The President should immediately be transported to NORAD. While I can't share active, classified information, let me just say that Air Force One is NOT equipped to repel firepower of that magnitude. NORAD is the safest facility IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. We must go there rejoin with the Joint Chiefs.

Honestly if General Grey can't do his job leading our troops, he should let someone else do it. He's not taking any of my smart suggestions.

I was right about the early evacuation. I SAID that we should have sent ICBMs in space long before those ships showed up in our atmosphere. Unfortunately, other people in this administration have fed the President ill advice. Now we must strike hard at our enemy.

Confirmed. I am on record in favor of the nuclear option and I have not changed my position. The President will come around. He has to. While I believe our conventional arsenal can still be enough, nuclear weapons guarantee the level of destruction we need, now.

Air Force One has been in contact with NORAD regarding military response options. A nuclear counterattack has been met with a split vote, and President Whitmore refuses to allow it, particularly over American soil.