I can't sleep

at the hibachi place reminding myself i do NOT throw up i don't

Tomorrow is bowser's GOTCHA DAY

my knuckles hurt whadda hell

It is so weird when younger people think that getting older means ceasing social participation This is also why so many of you fear aging. You think that you will be forced away from life and society

we got divorce day little cinnamon coffee (and pup cup)!!! micki will have a temptations and churu treat later for the celebration c:

the absolute coordinated effort my children enacted to keep me from fucking sleeping

i did not get to take my nap due to noise and now my entire evening is thrown off

guys what treat should i get for divorce day tomorrow??? many suggestions welcome fish and i are spoiling ourselves a bit

aunt on phone with my mom saying "i thought [emmett] was supposed to be getting a job!" WELL AUNT DONNA. I AM FUCKING TRYING.

why am i soooooooo sleepy

since getting on my new anxiety med i have felt both calmer and back in top unhinged form. nature is healing.

i could never have be a pet influencer with bowser not just because i love myself but because all the videos would be him asleep or me chiding him in aggressively southern tones

ow

we are making a chocolate CAKE

I have watched this approximately 47 times and laughed out loud 47 times

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

watching people i went to high school with ask questions to facebook friends that could be answered by calling the venue instead like girl use your phone as a PHONE

HOLY SHIT I WROTE 900+ WORDS?

glowflies :c

"Luckily even with my fibromyalgia i don't get post exertional malaise!" then i realized i am dead the day after lifting

I can't stop thinking about this video

back and bicep time now...

whale sharks are my favorite aquatic animal... i knew i had to have her

MY LITTLESOFT CAME IN she's a whale shark kitty and i got the RARE lil freek in my blind bag?!?

i am gonna train for a 5k in may who is with me

still have wretched 2 mile times but it is getting a little easier to run fof longer stretches without having to stop and run. bowser is also improving because he is stopping right in front of me less and less

i hope you all think i'm funny

gomenasorry to fish for the mental crisis i accidentally gave them this morning

i wrote some vigil!!!!

🩷 𝕥𝕒𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒 𝕟𝕚𝕔𝕖 𝕨𝕒𝕝𝕜 🏙️

would... people buy knitted stuff from me?

guess who just got back from a run

One more

every time the doorbell rings i feel the urge to bring a knife

how am i gonna become a formerly religious pop star sensation if my guts hurt

and OH i KNOW the world of REAL EMOTION HAS SURROUNDED ME

I STEPPED ON DARCY'S PAW I'M A MONSTER.

heavy topic warning i apologize but i think i just processed that a memory of my ex telling me he wanted to crash the car he was driving me and my dog in and kill us all was like. Really fucked up.

when will they invent an underwear that isn't a sensory nightmare

Had my 1 mile PR while running today

why am i sooooo sleepy omg

"If it helps i've never gotten a cat used to nail trims" okay grim good job for admitting it but also your friends have seen your hands. they already knew that.

this is the worst day of my fucking life

i hope they have plenty of cute bandaids at miniso

there is an attempted mutiny happening in my large intestine

🎉 happy 30 years to the OG 🔍how many secrets and shiny #Pokemon can you find?

what should i do today