i should kill myself methinks

yes, and you call it steam machine despite the fact it is obviously powered by electricity

does anyone have that realistic philip j fry image with the 👀 emoji superimposed over him

why is the text shimy abd metallic

me: (reaching into 800g jar of cashews on top shelf) .... little cashew treat .... beautiful snack devil on my shoulder: Do it. They should be part of you angel on my shoulder: Im so proud of you. You deserve cashews. Sweet child. Im so happy youre taking them me: everyone agrees thats for baby boy

music theory is the closest humanity has gotten to creating a real-life cognitohazard

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BILL NO

WAFFLES

TAKE CARE OF THE BOTS ALREADY

TRUTH NUKE

we should promote lesbianism to mitigate the spread of cooties methinks

tita-fuck towertower

WHAT

sorry i listen to songs with glooby beats and terrifically appetizing lyrics

BOO! did i scare you?

"splat your mouth silly" no thanks!

AAAAAIIIIEEEEE!!!!!

i highly reccomend you give this a read it's beautiful

will we ever get hawk threea? i don't know.

every day i mourn the loss of fakespot

all pugs look like they're in constant pain probably because they are

so 10 years of undertale huh? time flies I'm Old!

“Suddenly, the dog ran out between my legs and yipped something I will never forget... ’Borf Borf’. It was gone, that dog ran away. As small a role it played in my life, I will never forget those words... ’Borf Borf.’”

smurfs over mario movie is diabolical

meatcanyon is just ren & stimpy for zoomers

cant believe undertale's 10th anniversary is in less than 2 weeks

what he readin doe

I’m old!

here's my side of the story. Yes i did delete my comments, but it was not out of "cowardice" I am only unblocking you to clear things up. I wamted to end this bullshit because i have better things to do, yet you went onto other posts of mine and harassed me.

my ideal spongebob would have the expressive animation of nee spongebob and have the great writing of old spongebob

Sorry his name is what

Diamond Mine mode in Bejeweled 3 still the goat

murrlogic's ideal partner

Reminder that BlueSky has no central algorithm, so the only way for posts to get reach is for others to repost them! There’s no shame in reposting a lot! If you’re worried about cluttering your profile, make a feed, there are easy guides for skyfeed online iirc ^^

no. no. you've got it all wrong. berdly is a top 1 nintendo hater. he uses the term "nintendrone" on the regular

another example of ui becoming more atrocious as time goes on

i just learned the hard way why i should NOT get into internet arguments

be the change you want to see in the world

the average redditor should be thrown in the looney bin, they're right

yet again another FUCKING example of FUCKING conpanies discontinuing actually good flavors while keeping the DOGSHIT ones around

i have never been to a trader joe's but i do know their customer base is incredibly loyal

incredible gassy 😂😂😂

FALSE METER: 1000%

anyone feelin GLOOBY rn

GOD DAMN IT

the quibble race experience

redditor frogs: reddit reddit reddit

manifesting a third retro studios donkey kong country game rn