Sadly retiring the rats ball pit on account of they won't stop shitting in it and I can't wash these puff balls o7 to an og toy, I'll never forget you 💔

90% of the time I put water to boil I forget about it, come back to kitchen & it's already boiling like h*ck yeah free boiling water now I don't have to wait 30 minutes

My yt short today instantly got 4 dislikes so I deleted it and reuploaded it lmao idc

My page has been dry, so have this compromising pic of my rat Patch

Made a joint workout playlist with @jikwid.bsky.social and the first song this mf put on it was Kokomo

This is the future? A tree died for this 🤨

watched a fly decide to drop directly INTO my pot of boiling water today

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rat crash 🚗💥 bluesky gib me 1:1 aspect ratio >:(

To my dentist today - I'm sorry I didn't realize you were wearing those 90 degree glasses and I stared directly into your eyes for way too long cus it looked like you were staring straight forward. I was just trying to figure out how you were doing it without looking. Please don't think I'm weird.

Date night painting with my girls :') (Not pictured: patches chewing the spare canvases behind me lmao)

Life update: newest rat Patch keeps pooping in their ball pit :)

mother I command you release me

Both shampoo AND conditioner bottles fell on my foot in the shower, don't hmu today

IM 600x MORE ALLERGIC TO OAK THAN NORMAL??

When I find out which one of u bitchmade allergens is causing this its OVER for you 😤

Just bought tickets to my first standup comedy show

Funny rat moment . . Volume warning for my laugh 😭

Just bought a lapel mic I feel so powerful

in bloom 🌱

Hi welcome to craft store, would you like blue? Or blue? Perhaps some blue? What about-

I've been so sick, took my nose studs out so I could blow my nose in peace and they HEALED 😔🤧 another L

Don't miss this Banger Team Hitless Event this Weekend! An exceptional lineup of casters and runners is gonna showcase the Origins of Hitless with OG No Hit Runs 🙌 I have the honor to run Dark Souls 3 on Sunday and it's gonna be a Blast 🍾 Make sure to tune in on the Official TH Twitch and cheer!

How my Palico looks at me when I'm idling at base camp

Missing you more and more every day mama Peebs 💔

I've just been staring at the monster hunter wilds steam page for 6 hours

Subways mayo bottles look an awful lot like my Suave shampoo bottle... and I also get the shampoo out just like that... coincidence?

do not bother her while she is comfy 😡🥰

when u ask tacobell for 5 sauce packets and they give you 50

I love when the YouTube algorithm gives me literally 2 views and then tells me MY short performed poorly... like uh yeah... even if it was bad YOU did that bestie

Accidentally took an extra antidepressant last night and now I feel like this

Smoke detector started beeping just now, changed it immediately instead of ignoring it for weeks like usual. New year new me.

How do we feel about posting clips from stream here instead of tiktok? 👀

Blossom is helping me knit my sweater 🐀🤍 (or her interpretation of help) #ratsofbluesky

Pebble got my favorite USB cable 😢 i hope it tastes as good as it transferred data #ratsofbluesky

"um maam you're interrupting our 47th nap of the day"

when the alcohol starts to taste like yeah i can hold a handstand

Brought some winter snow inside for the rats to play in! 🌨 then I made them a snowball and they ate it:(

Ash had a vet appoinent today for trouble breathing 🐁 so they took an xray, lungs are clear, no pneumonia and no tumors! Just asthma 🤧 proud of my brave girl 💞

Merry Christmas from the girls 🎀🎀🎀

hey youtube can you stop adding things for me to uncheck the box on when i upload a video? thanks

My babies 💕

Shoutout to this guy

The bonding process has begun 🐀🐁🙏

Opened my phone on stream and it started playing a Smosh tiktok full volume OOPS

We adopted a new baby girl over the weekend and she's doing VERY well! Welcome home Blossom 🥰

“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys

pov she detected you 🐀 #rat #rats #run

Staring to enjoy bluesky more than instagram...

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