They should put slot machines on treadmills because fuck cardio.

America has always been mid at best.

Is Ted Cruz on vacation for this one too?

Good morning 🫡

To everyone at the gym: thank you for your concerns, but I assure you I am just extremely hungover struggling to exist, not struggling with the weights.

American restaurant breakfast 😬😭

Dude at 24 hour fitness straight up making himself a cocktail in the locker room then took it over to the jacuzzi. I think I’m about to have a new best friend.

“I don’t hate white people, I’m just not a fan of the fascist aesthetic.”

The One Where Rachel Gets an Abortion. Would have been a much more compelling story.

I wonder how many books the people that ban books read in a year 🤔

Loving BlueSky. Just need it to be a tiny bit sluttier.

Anything can be an Unidentified Flying Object if you just don't know a lot about flying objects.

The time change makes me instantly no longer want to launch myself off a building once it gets dark.

Being alive should be a write off.

No fascism.