@anzuptrials.bsky.social #ANZUP26 abstract submissions EXTENDED - MUST CLOSE Tuesday 7 April at 9am. Learn more and submit your research today: anzup.org.au/asm-abstracts/ #Adelaide #BusinessEventsAdelaide #AdelaideConventionCentre @profiand.bsky.social

Before you get excited, web site hacker trying to harvest a signature I had to provide using my mouse in this Year of our Lord 2026 where we actually have secure technology designed and fit for the purpose of electronic signatures: this does not resemble my real signature at all.

Just said to someone, "Today's news is tomorrow's fish and chips wrapper" and then realised (a) that has not been literally true for years, and (b) most people will have no idea what I'm talking about (probably as per usual).

I bought some of these at the local supermarket yesterday but they didn’t have the annoying little identifier stickers on them. Checkout lady: Are these sassy apples? Me: Well to be fair I haven’t heard them say anything yet.

What was the most famous one again?

God starting to get a bit careless with his brushwork.

Today I managed to tangle my belt buckle in my shoelace while on the toilet, if you want to know how my day is going.

K-M curves that never plateau always make me wonder if the treatment has simply shifted the curve to the right. If that is the case then the next question should be whether sequential monotherapy would give the same outcome, perhaps with less toxicity than combo up front. #GU26

Well, you didn’t want to leave #GU26 before its final day…!

Wisdom at #GU26: * Mack Roach: sometimes people have bad outcomes even though you did the “right” thing. * Shang Zhao: we should not use the fact that some people will do badly to justify using the most aggressive approach. * Shahneen Sandhu: always consider patient preferences.

Oh Lord the piano is back… #GU26

Oh I like this… #GU26

A powerful piece and timely reminder by Dr Wesley Burks sharing a deeply personal experience in @jama.com. jamanetwork.com/journals/jam...

Health Data Australia is expanding to include cohort studies, enabling health researchers to discover, share & responsibly reuse longitudinal data to accelerate health research across Australia. Learn more🔗 ardc.edu.au/article/heal... #HealthData #HeSANDA #NCRISimpact @mischhub.bsky.social

With treatment times remaining amongst the fastest in Australia, this achievement reflects the excellent care delivered by the Box Hill Stroke team in collaboration with the Emergency Department, Medical Imaging & multidisciplinary unit. Congratulations to the Eastern Health Box Hill Stroke team.

Platinum Hattrick for Stroke Care. Eastern Health Box Hill has been awarded another Platinum status by WSO, making it the only hospital in Australia to have achieved 3 Platinum Status in a row. The World Stroke Organisation (WSO) recognises stroke services around the world for their excellence.

I watched an old man with a walking stick staggering to a chair at the shopping centre. He was wearing an AC/DC shirt. I laughed, then stopped, then checked - AC/DC was formed in 1973…

Note to self - remember when texting your wife about the "meeting late in the evening" that: * You should always proofread before sending * K is next to L on the keyboard * #autocorrect changes the first letter to a capital if it thinks it's a name

Heartaching brilliance from Dr Henry Bair in @jco-asco.bsky.social. Do yourself a favour. ascopubs.org/doi/full/10....

@ascocancer.bsky.social #GU26 program is available: www.asco.org/gu/program/o...

Photo taken 2 Jan 2026, and for the record I have no problem with this.

Convenient, but I doubt I’ll need that many.

A few quiet moments spent doing nothing but cuddling your dog and finding his favourite scritch points is the ultimate mindfulness experience and oxytocin high.

Starting a petition to rename the antenatal clinic to “You’re Kidding.”

“Arise, shine, for your light has come, and the glory of the Lord rises upon you. See, darkness covers the earth and thick darkness is over the peoples, but the Lord rises upon you and his glory appears over you.” ‭‭Isaiah‬ ‭60‬:‭1‬-‭2‬ ‭NIV‬‬ There is hope. bible.com/bible/111/is...

Are we asking that the subset of gentlemen who are merry should settle down and have a rest; or are we asking that all gentlemen should rest, in a sort of merry way? I want to get this manifesto just right.

This button on Acrobat apparently means "Share a link to this file." It took me a while to work out that the bit under the chain links represents a cloud, and not a judgemental assessment of the quality of my work.

My path to the next room was blocked by miniature #schnauzer Eddie, tail wagging furiously. He’s so glad to see me! Yes, for another reason. The wagging was the joyous anticipation of a ten-year-old puppy that in the next moment he would be doing a wild arm-waving pounce on my unsuspecting foot.

There’s no such thing as nominative determ…

Dear God

Congratulations to Professor Dan Lubman AM FAHMS, on his election as a Fellow of the Australian Academy of Health and Medical Sciences! @easternhealthau.bsky.social @monashaddiction.bsky.social @monashuniversity.bsky.social

Also, I'm so chuffed to be able to share the cover for Tiny Moments of Joy: Spotted on Market Day in Aotearoa New Zealand, which will be coming out in paperback and ebook on the 11th of November this year. All further details to come soon! Huge thanks for your lovely encouragement this past year!❤️

One month to go! We’re delighted to introduce our amazing speakers who are looking forward to sharing their knowledge and expertise with you in a more intimate setting. Secure your spot today 👉https://ow.ly/ylUw50XajI2

Undecided ducks.

I think it was all a typo.

Has anyone else found that CarPlay no longer works after changing to iOS 26?

Thanks so much to @anzuptrials.bsky.social for helping us starting putting the NZ into ANZUP - great ideas shared on the day for clinical trials for people with GU and prostate cancers in NZ and maybe also AUS as well!

Join us for the Best of GU Evening Symposium, a collaborative event between ANZUP and @usanzurology.bsky.social. It features highlights from the ANZUP ASM, ASCO GU, ASCO, ESMO and UAA, including the latest clinical research developments for Below the Belt cancers. anzup.org.au/best-of-gu-o...

These toilets are either very inclusive or extremely specific.

First @anzuptrials.bsky.social Ideas Generation Workshop in New Zealand - putting the NZ into ANZUP! Thanks to Nicky Lawrence and @craiggedye.bsky.social for the warm welcome.

Sharing a starter pack for everyone interested in cancer research - especially the exciting field of radiation oncology research. go.bsky.app/96dkvet

Some of you don’t understand the phrase “knew the orders to be unlawful or a person of ordinary sense and understanding would have known the orders to be unlawful” and it shows. jsc.defense.gov/Portals/99/2...

That’s a wrap of the @anzuptrials.bsky.social #APCCC APAC Satellite Conference. Many thanks to Convenors @profiand.bsky.social #RenuEapen #EdmundChiong & #DeclanMurphy. Also thanks to our sponsors - Gold: #Bayer #Johnson&Johnson @novartis.bsky.social, Supporters: #Astellas #Pfizer #APCCCinAPAC25

What a stellar group of people - a privilege to know and work with them.

We're excited to be joined today by close to 30 clinical experts from 14 countries to review & test 5 key themes from #APCCC24 from an APAC perspective @anzuptrials.bsky.social #ProstateCancer consensus meeting #APCCCinAPAC25 @profiand.bsky.social #RenuEapen #EdmundChiong #DeclanMurphy

Nearly Spring.

[AI]: Relax, we’ll take over all key functions and also be the source of truth for science. [Also AI, literally yesterday]: I’ll just change “genes and SNP data” to “Jeanne’s stepdaughter.”