Happy #caturday. If you need something nice for your timeline here is MooCow and Meownu Reeves having a rather wholesome moment. #catsky

#spoilers #thetraitors #thetraitorsuk Well that’s the last Faithful with a clue gone. The rest have been so invisible or comically ineffectual I feel a Traitor victory coming on

The usually confident pose gets replaced by awkward blushing and a subject change

#spoilers #thetraitors #thetraitorsuk Oh Roxy, “you just did something I find distasteful therefore you are a Traitor” is fallacy number 1 in this game.

Ooooh. I like this. That’s an excellent thought.

Game: Has a puzzle the developers thought would be easy Me:

Inky has two boys and a girl. She's constantly amused by the cliche Cullen's become, completely wrapped around his daughter's little finger. The boys less so. Lucanis isn't wrapped around his child's little finger. He recognises that she's her mother's daughter and prepares for chaos accordingly.

#spoilers #thetraitors #thetraitorsuk OH MY GOD the sneaky little so and so

#spoilers #thetraitors #thetraitorsuk Harriet is definitely MVP of the Faithfuls so far. She is so on the money

#spoilers #thetraitors #thetraitorsuk That was a totally self inflicted banishment on Fiona’s part, what was she thinking

#spoilers #thetraitors #thetraitorsuk What the hell was that mess for if Fiona wasn’t even then going to vote for Rachel herself?

#spoilers #thetraitors #thetraitorsuk Fiona’s just been unwise I fear. She could have very subtly put that idea about and let Rachel’s own bringing attention on herself cause the heat. Instead she’s made it a head to head and given Rachel a chance to fight back

My Rook and Lucanis prints atrived! Thank you @willynilly123.bsky.social and Bryony, now as I work I can look at my wall and ponder the eternal question of how one kills a cloud with a dagger

#spoilers #thetraitors #thetraitorsuk Oh my god what are the odds Ross comes in with an actual secret girlfriend and then gets banished because of another mate being there by total coincidence?! You can’t make this shit up

Just blessing the timeline with this face

#spoilers #thetraitors #thetraitorsuk What was the point of the Secret Traitor if they were going to unveil them so quickly?

#spoilers #thetraitors #thetraitorsuk Oh my god this is an actually pretty savvy set of Faithfuls. (I thought Hugo’s ego would get him but I didn’t think it’d be this quick). And they’ve cottoned on that the Ross thing is probably a stitch up. And such early Traitor on Traitor violence!

Harriet in #TheTraitors just referred to herself as a Secret Barrister… just saying 😂 @barristersecret.bsky.social

#spoilers #thetraitors #thetraitorsuk The Faithfuls, as in every season, really need to learn that nothing that happens before the Traitors are picked is relevant to who the Traitors are. And that it is a natural impulse for even innocent people to be defensive. 😂

#spoilers #thetraitors #thetraitorsuk Well that’s an interesting point… the ST is going to have to be careful to recycle names for the murder list otherwise they will slowly reveal themselves by elimination

#spoilers #thetraitors #thetraitorsuk Spoilers… spoilers… okay wow that is a twist. That’s a huge advantage to whoever this Secret Traitor is. They’re even enabled for Traitor on Traitor violence since the others don’t know who they are

It is really exhausting having to tiptoe around people you know full well give no fucks about reciprocating the consideration

Inquiz doesn’t really talk about it. Wouldn’t blush at the mention, but would never say much Rook can get pretty smutty/bawdy and has no problem being open when conversation is general, but will zip it as soon as it gets too specific to her own relationship. That’s for Lucanis’s ears only

Every so often, some stranger on the internet decides to attempt to correct me on the topic of me and I’m always just like… what do you expect me to do, bow to your superior subject matter knowledge?

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals

I am not doing the whole Steam round up thing because it’s only going to expose my hyper fixation and I already know I have a problem. Sorry not sorry, my brain did not want new games this year.

HoF - straightest straight Hawke - all chaotic bisexuals in Kirkwall lol. Realised one day in a Lothering pub when equally tempted by 2 people Inquiz - once questioned, ultimately still feels het Rook - has only dated men but I suspect if not for Lucanis might’ve surprised herself with Neve

So US Weekly, in need of clickbait, has framed standard out of court settlement negotiations regarding a celebrity sexual assualt allegation lawsuit as “demands cash to drop the claim.” Sigh. Rape culture.

From a good friend:

Hawke’s is pretty good. HoF’s not bad. Rook’s… enthusiastic. Inquizzy’s could probably be used to best effect in a torture chamber

There seems to be a rising trend of attempting to innovate for novelty’s sake rather than to improve. Brands who fall into that trap don’t bother to understand why a particular design is so ubiquitous, they just go “change yay!” and this type of dumbfuckery is the result

Assan is best boy 100% #dragonage

Alistair - determination Isabela - wit (and ass) Cullen - intelligence Lucanis - optimism

Me, deadly serious, about The Muppets' Christmas Carol. (No, really, I sincerely mean it when I say travesty).

Oh, Madeliene Wickham (Sophie Kinsella) passed away. Loved so many of her books 😢

Rook and Hawke swimmingly, though Hawke would be a v.bad influence. Evelyn (Inky) would be the glue between them and Olivia (HoF) who would like them all well enough but be a little overwhelmed by the chaos gremlin energy

Well. I did it. In order to stick to my Emmrich plan this playthrough, I chose Minrathous (can’t get tempted by Lucanis when he won’t have me). It hurt. A lot. Treviso map giving me all the guilt. Next time I’m just youtubing the alternate romance scenes because I can never do this again 😂😂

Rook would absolutely get into a flame war on the internet and accidentally leak confidential Crow plans while she was at it

It's past my bedtime and yet am I on Insta live watching @willynilly123.bsky.social sign stuff and deeply enjoying the delightfully unhinged comments? Yes I am. (Hinges are indeed overrated) #DADay #DragonAgeDay

This #DragonAgeDay, I would like to massively thank @felicia.day for talking about it onstage at JIB and making it sound so much fun I had to give it a whirl. (My bank balance and the sundry things I neglect while playing would like to make it clear they do not endorse these thanks)

A world to get lost in 🥰

Most of the quote tweets of Reform UK's tweet are too fluent in Glasgow's other favourite language (🤬) to share, but this one from the Education correspondent at The Scotsman newspaper is a favourite...

Happy 57th birthday 🎂 Brendan Fraser #movies

Ah, Lucanis! 😌 #LucanisDellamorte #Lucanis #DragonAgeTheVeilguard #DATV #DragonAge

This might be my favourite story I’ve read on the internet in a very long time. The arts are so important to human thinking (that we then apply to far more than just the arts)

HoF is Queen of Ferelden so royal life sometimes puts external pressure on the Alistair relationship. Hawke and Isabela are v independent so long periods apart. Probably a tie between Cullen and Inquiz/Rook and Lucanis, both v affectionate and content matches

"You'll be visited by three spirits." The 3 spirits:

We adultify little girls to justify men raping them, infantilize men when they perpetrate rape. This isn't a prank, this is men sexually dominating a boy. This language intentionally destigmatizes men's sexual violence to men/boys by framing it as fun, pranks, or hazing.