You have got the correct forecast there Georgie boy!! 🥶🥶🥶

Mom used the same bowl to cut all of our hair that year.

“Strange how when you're young, you have no memories... Then one day you wake up and BOOM, memories overpower all else in your life, forever making the present moment seem sad and unable to compete with a glorious past that now has a life of its own.” - Douglas Coupland, Polaroids From The Dead

'I hate to see pain go to waste.'

Forget Pop Rocks and Coke, or spider eggs in your Bubble Yum, this 'sucker sword' was always the most dangerous candy in the world!

Is this where we hashtag a storm-day to make sure it happens? #PEIclosed

New PEI specific band name for nerds of a certain generation: Boxlor the Horse.

I'm in love with every nurse on The Pitt.

“The point is you keep going. You want to. So all the things that make you want to are the point.” - Nick Hornby, About a Boy

Goddamn my brain needs a hug.

The future's so dark, i'm thinking of selling headlamps.

I've started watching The Pitt - and am very much enjoying it... other than one thing - there is a particular 'beep' that happens whenever the Dr's scan into a computer that sounds like something beeping in my apartment and it is driving me nuts. 😂

I hate being so damn mad about everything. I hate being so damn sad about everything. I need an Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind kind of deal where I can erase most of the last 10 years from my brain box.

Remember Piazza Joe's? Their bread bar was amazing, and I think the only thing I ever ordered there was the lasagna - because it was so damn good.

Another amazingly geeky Christmas gift from the Australians! 👍🏻😂

Family portrait time! Happy New Year from Bortman, Larry, Barry, Harry and The Jaker.

Hey Mr. DJ won't ya hear my last prayer Hey ho rock 'n' roll deliver me from nowhere www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxuX...

The Tao of Ricky.

A nice reminder.

It's hard to believe it's been 11 years since my heart tried to kill me (at work), and scared the shit out of my co-workers, family and friends. I'll keep trying my best not to let it happen again! Thanks to all of you for being there for me when I needed it most. ❤️

Maybe I should start recording myself eating fast food in the front seat of my car and posting it on the internet. Is that how internet dating works now? Will I meet my Winnie Cooper in a Wendy's parking lot?

Thinking about the totally relatable John Hughes film SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL, in which a teenage boy has to choose between a) The Hottest Girl On The Planet and b) The Equally Hottest Girl On The Planet.

What if we all ditched social media and just became pen-pals? We could probably save our souls - and Canada Post.

The navigation bar is an asshole.

🖕🙃

First selfie of the New Year. Are selfies still cool? Or is everything AI now? (This one is totally real, I know the photographer).

Happy New Year internet friends. Let's keep on hoping for better days, though gritted teeth and raging hearts.

Open your eyes Put it in drive Get on the road and just go www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bu8...

“Be soft. Do not let the world make you hard. Do not let the pain make you hate. Do not let the bitterness steal your sweetness. Take pride that even though the rest of the world may disagree, you still believe it to be a beautiful place” - Iain Thomas, I Wrote This For You

The hair gel years. I can smell the Dippity-Do from here. 😂

Good to hear. How are things with you? (This is totally working)!

I'm a lot like you, so please Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting I think I'd be good for you And you'd be good for me www.youtube.com/watch?v=okth...

“It's weird to feel like you miss someone you're not even sure you know.” - David Foster Wallace, Infinite Jest

Check out the super amazing gifts my niece got me! I have named these little Fugglers Bortman and the Jaker. 😂😂

Some late 70s, early 80s Christmas mornings in Sherwood PEI. That's a whole lotta tinsel, and a whole lotta happy!

A core memory for me is hearing the NORAD report on CFCY radio, driving home from my grammys, half asleep in the backseat of our shitbox Pinto with my siblings, hoping mom could drive faster than Rudolph to get us home on time! 😂

My rum, eggnog & I would like to wish my internet friends Happy Holidays! My hope is that we can all find a modicum of peace, **HOPE** & goodwill in our own minds, & hearts that we can cling to as we head into a new year of the same damn bullshit that keeps trying to drown us in hate.

❤️

Snowflakes in the air Carols everywhere Olden times and ancient rhymes Of love and dreams to share www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPG3...

Hey look, it's Troy from Troy's True Trees! It's true - get three Troy's true trees Christmas trees for the price of two! Trust Troy's True Trees for the best trees, that's the truth! 🎄🌲🎄 www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6uH...

Thumpety thump thump, Thumpety thump thump, Look at Frosty go! (and leave his mortal coil!) Thumpety thump thump, Thumpety thump thump, Over the hills of skulls!

Just finished watching the Jeff Buckley doc, and my heart hurts a little more than it did 2 hours ago. A pure voice that came from a pure soul. ♥️