Currently watching Paul Blart: Mall Cop in preparation for the week ahead. 👍

Study: Majority Of Middle-Aged Men Lack Support Network They’ll Need To Handle Neil Young’s Death

Happy Bill & Ted Day my dudes. Imagine a better future.🤘🏻👍🏻🤘🏻

Due to the impending weather forecast, today's trip to Rainbow Valley has been cancelled. ☹️

Look at ol' tangley boy over there just being all tangley and shit.

What's E.T. short for? ...... Because he's got little legs.

“Thank God for books and music and things I can think about." - Daniel Keyes, Flowers for Algernon

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What's fuzzy, green, and if it jumped out of a tree it'd kill you? A pool table.

Having a Don Draper kinda Sunday afternoon… minus the infidelity etc.

John Wick movies have so many types of karate -regular karate, gun karate, knife karate, car karate, horse karate, dog karate.. it’s really quite impressive.

“There is hope, even when your brain tells you there isn't.” - John Green, Turtles All the Way Down

They usually have a real handy barf bucket for your latest meal too. 👍

Appropriate response.

It took him a while, but he eventually figured out it was Mean Mr Mustard in the Octopus's Garden with Maxwell's Silver Hammer.

Here is a random pic of my brother Frank & I being quite stylish, while enjoying a little cruise at The Bill Lynch Show during Old Home Week on a sunny day in August 1977/ish.

If you see me, hug me. 👍

Anyone wanna skip work & go to Crystal Palace (in 1994)? Then we can hit up the Ponderosa for all you can eat shrimp, grab an Orange Julius at the mall, & load up on canned pop on the way home. We just have to make sure we don’t miss the last boat!

"Our achievements may make us interesting...but our darkness makes us lovable." -Douglas Coupland, Shampoo Planet

Favourite tongue twisters? Who slit the sheet The sheet is slit Whoever slit the sheet Is a good sheet slitter

I have always loved music. More than that, I'm often reminded how much I *need* music. I can always find comfort in songs. Always.

I've been waiting years to get into a pain clinic for my many back/hip issues. Finally got in 2 weeks ago. The Dr called Friday, had a cancellation this afternoon, so I am going in for first round of cortisone injections into my lower spine. I am freaking the fuck out. 🤮😅

One thing about me, if I see something cool I usually buy it. (Which explains why I’m broke but have cool stuff). 😂

Sunny and 7°C in Canada = apartment windows open for that good fresh air. 👍

1992 - Me at 20. Big goofy smile. On my first trip to the US, sitting on a deck somewhere in New Hampshire, wearing my favourite Wind River sweater, my beautiful mullet flowing in the wind, & eating my first ever pint of Ben and Jerry's ice cream. A perfect day for that nerd.

I once again experienced a yearly island ritual on this chilly Monday morning. I stood in line with 15 other people, at 7:30am so I could have a chance of getting my muffler fixed. Someone really needs to do a documentary about Mufflercentre. 🤔😂

"Like all great things in the world, women and religion and the sky,... You wonder about it, and you don't stop wondering about it." - Tom Waits

This is literally my only move.

“It is very hard for evil to take hold of the unconsenting soul.” - Ursula K. Le Guin, A Wizard of Earthsea ♥️

End of the world chips. They are very good! 👍🏻

This really puts my problems into perspective.

04/03/26 Dear diary, I’ve had the hiccups for the last 20 minutes, I fear this is the end. I shall have them forever now. Hiccup Man is what they’ll call me! My autobiography will be infuriating to read! (It is also a very cold today, & I still like that same girl as always).

Curse and swear!!

The Jaker got a new pair of glasses.

BREAKING NEWS! ALIENS ARE ON THE MOON AND NASA IS BRINGING THEM ALL THOSE KITKATS FOR THE SECRET TO HOW THEY GET THE SOFT FLOWING CARAMEL INSIDE THE CHOCOLATY POCKETS OF THE CARAMILK BAR!! THIS WILL CHANGE EVERYTHING!!

Burger Love 2026.

Thinking about opening an ice cream parlour and calling it "Silly Cone Valley" RS

Happy Annual Deception Day!

Because of this bullshit weather, I'm gonna do an Easter thing, and will be 'dead' from today until Monday. So we'll have a 'Good' 5 day weekend. Or a mediocre one. Whatever. So Say We All!

Loose Ass Beefaroni will be the name of my second rap album.

The Pitt = ER + MASH with a sprinkle of Scrubs.

Remember when Friday night was fun? 🤔

“They're powerful, those songs. At times they've been my only way back, the only door out of the dark, bad places the black dog calls home.” - Johnny Cash, Cash

That last verse in Monkey Wrench..

“Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Timequake