Hi! My name is… What? My name is… Who? My name is… Chicka Chicka Bolt Barker

Just had a very poignant visit with my mom at the Veteran’s cemetery to go visit my grandma and grandpa’s graves. So peaceful with the snow coming down, and such a beautiful place for my grandparents to rest. Love them while you got them.

BREAKING: The Supreme Court denied an attempt to challenge Obergefell v. Hodges, the case affirming marriage equality nationwide. Our freedom to marry remains the law of the land.

Big shoutout @velocirabbit.bsky.social for this bike (and their neighbor for getting rid of it lol) It shall make a fine addition to my collection of two-wheeled vehicles!

Imagine if the Philadelphia 76ers were called the 67ers That would be pretty funny I think

I spent much of last night drinking beer and watching train driver POVs with furries. Safe to say I have found myself in the right crowd

I discovered recently that Kevin Cadogan (original guitarist from Third Eye Blind) has solo work and it fucking kicks ass I think “Angel vs. The Train” is going to give me hearing damage

Sober October Ends As Deer Realizes Apple He Just Ate Fermented https://theonion.com/sober-october-ends-as-deer-realizes-apple-he-just-ate-fermented/

Why does this Elon Musk guy keep talking about self-driving cars? We’ve had them forever, they’re called horses

I do love the album RAVEPOP by Russelbuck but it does mean that I occasionally get flashbanged by deer ass while I’m listening to Spotify at work and I go to adjust the volume

#1 pet peeve gotta be when I’m at work and I get a ping: “Hi Bolt” …okay? What do you want? Now I have to send you back a “Good afternoon”, and now that person is AFK, and by the time they respond we have wasted 53 minutes when we could have waited 0 had you just asked me your question off the bat

Being a furry is amazing because you can be friends with glaciericepup97 for literally years without knowing that their real name is actually Austin MacLean and he works at Liberty Mutual as a risk assessment manager or some shit

Literally all the republicans had to do to avoid the shutdown was not take away healthcare from poor people

I got 99 problems and the invention of the internal combustion engine is the root cause of about half of them

I’ve been really fucking with recession-era music recently. Nostalgia? Production style? Lyricism? Idk but it goes hard

I think riding my bike may be the only thing holding my brain together at the moment

HARDEST PHOTO OF 2025 JUST DROPPED

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More fur shenanigans! These two blocked my path and the yeen made me learn how to skank before I was allowed to go free [insert hyena emoji here]: @staticshark.bsky.social [indert bou emoji here]: @k80atie.bsky.social

Legend has it that for the low price of one (1) strawb, this deer will show you a secret spot in the woods with a very pretty view! I paid up, did not disappoint. 🦌: @jam.deer.place

Being a cute racc is hard work. This one is taking a well-deserved break. 🦝: @orathelabracc.bsky.social

Being a furry is unequivocally a solution to the male loneliness epidemic but the normies aren’t ready for that conversation As a young single man my quality of life improved dramatically upon joining my local furry circle

The existence of pronouns implies the existence of amateurnouns

mmmmmm yummy 336.4-18/1 ACSR 😋

There’s a great video on YouTube of a Raleigh garbage truck driver’s speech. At one point he said “At some point, mistakes stop being mistakes, and become who you are.” Been thinking about that a lot lately

Me watching dirty tap water dribble out of my faucet after a new AI data center was built next to my house so crypto bros can generate YouTube Shorts slop videos 11% faster

It's me! Happy #fursuitfriday, I'm happy to finally show off my fullsuit! I'm so happy to finally have them and will definitely be trying to share more photos. Thank you to @cheercreativity.bsky.social for making them! 📷 @llyoid.bsky.social (Thank you!)

You know who I’m ok with being rich? Surgeons. If someone’s fucking around with a knife inside my brain I’m actually pretty cool with that person earning a $1,000,000+ salary

Slightly diminish a band Bowling for broth

Slightly diminish a band Third eye glaucoma

I like that someone snagged florida.com before the state government of Florida could, so the government is stuck with myflorida.com which looks like a cheap knock-off And then they put it on every single license plate like some kind of dotcom-bubble business lol

I like Third Eye Blind an unreasonable amount

Seeing the word “auramaxx” in an actual print newspaper threw me for a loop

I am a firm believer that it is not possible to pack too many pairs of socks for a trip.

It’s official — I have a proper ref now!! Super pumped about how this came out, he looks awesome 🤩 🎨 is by the talented @trashbambi.bsky.social!

My favorite genre of music has to be “songs that sound upbeat and happy but the lyrics are dark and depressing as hell”

With some rough math, you could ELIMINATE child hunger in this country with the ICE budget for the next two years $150B for ICE, divided by 14M food-insecure kids, divided by $15 for 3 square meals a day, comes out to 714 days Just throwing it out there

yeah, whatever dude. im sentence-mixing everything youre saying like a YTP inside my head. so i dont even care.

when you open a service you've been using for a decade only to find it out it caught the virus

Reposting this for no particular reason

Stepping up my efforts for learnmaxxing French

Huh, funny how Google’s AI is willing to talk shit about ChatGPT but gets real quiet when I was about their own AI It really is just like humans lol

Even linkedin gets it

Something about this song just makes me so damn nostalgic. Even though I only found it a few days ago, listening to it is like reconnecting with an old friend I haven’t seen in years. Music is incredible like that ❤️

Am I the only one who doesn’t make Spotify playlists? I just let it play through my likes. Straight from Metallica to Justin Bieber, as God intended.

I WAS WRONG!!!!!! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What an event! Big shoutout to the event organizers and to our local group for helping this all go smoothly — it was a ton of fun!

this was foreshadowing and i didnt even know it

The anti war president folks

My statement on the Trump administration's illegal military actions and the wars that must end.