You ever take a poop so intense you gotta take your shirt off

"And there's a memory of a window, looking through I see you / Searching for something I could never give you / And there's someone who understands you more than I do / And a sadness I can't erase all alone on your face" Right in the feels every time man

im so good at anxiety that im a lexa pro

Thank you Blaze for this incredible artwork! Furry has been instrumental in helping me not just accept, but truly love, myself and who I am, and this art is such a good representation of how this community has made me feel <3

he's so fucking cool

I like when it rains at night because it i dont have to deal with the stupid fucking dipshits who hang out and rev their stupid fucking motorcycles banging off the rev limiter at 12:53 AM

im literally dr dre

He has an idea!

Furry fandom got me feelin like im living in a Young Money song from 2011

Smoking and vaping are cringe

I want to start an edutainment YouTube channel on the engineering of the power grid! I’m thinking of a few general topics to cover starting out, but if you have any questions you’d like answered, ask away and maybe I will make a video about it. Shares appreciated as well!

In all the various “hey, remember when that was a thing?” nostalgiaposting that I’ve seen, don’t know if I’ve ever seen anyone mention the era around 2012 when Nike Elite socks were the “it” thing

So, I did a thing 😁 @headsandtailsaz.bsky.social thank you so much for bringing my boy to life! 📸 @skythehusky2024.bsky.social

Destroying the economy to own the libs

The Peruvian Andes are alright

If they make an AI toilet paper that uses AI to make every shit a one-wiper. Then I’ll be interested

Don’t tell me to give up my personal data “to protect the children” until every single person in those damn Epstein files is in jail

Cybertruck (derogatory)

Why is it so difficult for people to leave FB, and Amazon, etc? If Amazon changed their logo into a swastika people would still be “but they got free shipping”

Pretty descent into DTW

When you really think about it, it’s pretty nuts that for a few hundred bucks, you can pay to sit in a metal tube that transports you to the other side of the country in a few hours, and people complain that the snacks aren’t tasty enough. 1800s mfs would have KILLED for this

If you unironically refer to Twitter as “X” I will instantly lose 100% of my respect for you

Californians sure do not drive like their gas is $5 a gallon

Ok not to glaze a corporation but JetBlue really is the gold standard of domestic air travel. Nice planes, friendly crews, good prices, solid entertainment, and most impressively, fast and free WiFi that actually works — skeeting this from 36,000 feet

I know the police cause you trouble They cause trouble everywhere But when you die and go to Heaven You'll find no policemen there - Goebel Reeves’ “Hobo’s Lullaby” Rest easy Alex

I wonder where Ted Cruz is going on vacation this time?

The existence of essential oils implies the existence of unnecessary oils

The best part of ANE was, without a doubt, the ham sandwich toss outside the dead dog rave

I drink warm water cause fuck ice

Purchased some fine art just now from @chupakaibra.bsky.social , highly recommend

“The main problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people’s money” *gestures at the state of the American banking industry*

Gotta be honest, furry art where the character is smoking cigs is an ick for me. There’s a reason Big Tobacco used the likes of Joe Camel and The Marlboro Man for so long — don’t be an unwitting advertisement for the tobacco companies

Transgender for everybody

Amazing how much a good run will improve my mood. Pounding pavement is incredibly therapeutic

@grok where the fuck did I put my keys

Did the thing again Feat Waldo and @threephasedeer.bsky.social ⛷️ Day...err...night 9️⃣

Bathrooms need airflow, not air fresheners. Air fresheners just make it smell like shittamon

Finally registered for the FE exam (NOT Furnal Equinox) Bolt Barker will soon* be Bolt Barker, P.E. *soon means like 5 years from now

Telegram really needs a “do you really want to ______?” popup for calls and stickers. I accidentally video called a random from a mutual chat while looking at their profile, made for the single most awkward “whoopsies, I was looking at your profile, didn’t mean to do that” DM of my life 😭

Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say, “Rudolph, I stood by and said nothing when your peers were bullying you for being different. But now that I realize that I can exploit your differences for my own personal gain, won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?” Fuck you Santa. Fake ass mf

Literally me

Deer in the back yard! 🥰🦌 #deer

evil james bond be like 700

Dick the Hell with lots of Cheney, fa la la la la la la la la

Some of you who know me more closely will know that I am in the process of commissioning a fursuit. I grin like an idiot every time I think about it 😁

One year ago today, I finally quit nicotine for good! The withdrawals sucked balls and it’s one of the hardest things I’ve ever done, but I’m so, so glad to have done so.

Thinking of my Jewish friends and family. So much senseless violence.

Bouberry? (Liberty the bou belongs to @jam.deer.place)

Are there actually people out there who want AI features? Any time I see some tech product/software/whatever that advertises AI, it makes me want to NOT buy it.

I used to think caffeine made me anxious but it turns out that it was actually the fact that I live on a dying planet where people can’t afford their basic needs and everything is controlled by billionaires who are in cahoots with an incredibly incompetent and malicious presidential administration