We really need to stop finishing the round of 16 here, Smithers. #SUICOL #WORLDCUP

Not a great game, but I love that it's been referred to as Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. #SUICOL

It's unsurprising that #Switzerland look to be settling for Extra Time. It's a money spinner for them as they make fancy watches, clocks and what have you. #SUICOL #WORLDCUP

I'm only still watching the #SUICOL game because I'm too lazy to change over to a YouTube video of some coral reefs. #WORLDCUP

Spotted on Reddit: “A PHARAOH owns many GOATS!” #argentina #worldcup

#Egypt robbed yet again. That disallowed goal is going to be on display in The British Museum. #ARGEGY #WORLDCUP

#Argentina have at least one Part-Irish player but #Egypt have players called "Ah, Shur" and "Lashin'" so it's hard to know who to root for. #ARGEGY #WORLDCUP

It could still be an Egypt-Morocco #WorldCup final which I'm sure Trump would absolutely love. #ARGEGY

Well that's put the cat amongst the pigeons #ARGEGY #WORLDCUP

Ronaldo leaves the #WORLDCUP on a medium.

I'm sure Roy Keane is loving the showmanship from his old pal Haaland 😏 #WORLDCUP #BRANOR

Is this the first time neither Brazil, Germany or Italy will play in the last 8 of the #WORLDCUP?

Who'd a thunk #Norway would outpass #Brazil this much, though Brazil have more where it matters. #BRANOR #WORLDCUP

Jay-Z has 99 problems but getting tickets for #WORLDCUP games ain't one. #BRANOR

France are bruised and battered on the Streets of Philadelphia. The #PARFRA game could go down in history for all the wrong reasons. No idea how Paraguay got away with that level of shithousery without even a single red card. #WORLDCUP

It looks like a football match could break out in the #PARFRA fight. #WORLDCUP

More handbags than a Prada Spring Collection Display at the #PARFRA game. #WORLDCUP

Doué for Rabiot is the tactical tweak Deschamps needs to make to save me from another late night. #PARFRA #WORLDCUP

Barcola on the Left Wing Passes it to Rabiot Don't you remember We built this French Team on Rock'n'Roll? #PARFRA #WORLDCUP #FifaWorldCup

If anyone in Philadelphia is wondering where their bus is, Paraguay have parked it in front of their goal. #PARFRA #WORLDCUP

The most entertaining thing in the first half of the #CANMAR game was the scrap and it wasn't even that good of a scrap. #WORLDCUP

#Morocco are playing like high-pressing is an utterly new and original tactic that Jesse Marsch discovered in a laboratory late last night. #CANMAR #WORLDCUP

Cape Verde...What a performance. #ARGCPV #WORLDCUP

Who'd have thought Argentina would have such a bother with some Atlantic islands? #WorldCup #ARGCPV

I wanted Cape Verde to get an equaliser but now this is gonna be me tomorrow morning #ARGCPV #WORLDCUP

Some really awkward moments in the #WORLDCUP where the camera lingers on a celebrity for 10 seconds and the commentators on #RTESPORT don't know who she is either.

Senegal just got fucked harder than Jared Trumps wife on a Fathers Day weekend #WorldCup

Do African teams still have a psychological barrier when up against European opponents? Senegal really should have won tonight and DRC were in a position where they could have. I might be wrong, but it's something worth considering. #BELSEN #WORLDCUP

I'm beyond gutted for Senegal. They were cruising but pressed the self-destruct button three times. #BELSEN #WORLDCUP

I wasn't psychologically prepared for extra time with the possibility of penalties in the #BELSEN game. I was all set to listen to an audiobook before I went to sleep but I'm heavily invested in the outcome now. #WORLDCUP

WTF? Suicidal defending from #Senegal 😵 #BELSEN #WORLDCUP

I think #Senegal will beat the US if they face each other and that #MAGA types will not be enthused by this development. #WORLDCUP #BELSEN

#Belgium ain't what they used to be but they do have nice shirts. #WORLDCUP #BELSEN #NOTTHEDEATHCAMP

PA in Atlanta playing John Denver singing "Take me home" which is a bit on the nose for #England fans atm #WORLDCUP #ENGDRC #ENGCOD

I turned over to BBC to hear what the English commentators were saying but one of those commentators was Wayne Rooney #WORLDCUP #ENGCOD

Harry Kane: #ENGCOD #WORLDCUP

Germany losing on penalties...There are no more certainty anymore #WORLDCUP

I fell asleep watching the #WORLDCUP and dreamt that Germany lost on penalties #GERPAR

The last time Germans lost a penalty shoot-out was a game between two countries that ceased to exist in the early 90s. (West Germany vs Czechoslovakia, 1976) #WORLDCUP ##GERPAR

On the off-chance that the Paraguayan manager is scrolling through Bluesky...he might need to read this in the next half hour #GERPAR #WORLDCUP www.skysports.com/football/new...

Jurgen Klopp giving Nagelsman moral support at this stressful time #GERPAR #WORLDCUP

Havertz and Martinelli scoring on the same #WORLDCUP day...fans of a certain club will be even more insufferable than usual. #GERPAR

Almost all the time I've watched #Germany they're had one midfield general like Mattheus, Sammer, Effenberg or Schweinsteiger and one clinical striker like Völler, Podolski or Klose and right now I think they have neither. #GERPAR #WORLDCUP

#Paraguay was much larger until it got into a war with several neighbours at once. I need to find out if the same is true of their opponents tonight. #GERPAR #WORLDCUP

How high is Carlo Ancellotti's eyebrow raised right now? #BRAJAP #WORLDCUP

Kinda mad that either Holland or Morocco will miss out on the last 16 but either Canada or South Africa will be in it. #WORLDCUP #RSACAN

As it stands, it's England v Portugal in the Round of 32. It may not be coming home. #PANENG #WORLDCUP

If a Panamanian scores three goals, is it called a Panama Hat-Trick? I realise this is unlikely tonight. #PANENG #WORLDCUP

#Norway should bring on Haaland and Odegaard even if only for the fans who only got tickets for the #FRANOR game. #WORLDCUP

They are playing "Livin' on a prayer" which has the signature lyric "We're halfway there" at the #SUICAN game though it's only quarter finished #WORLDCUP