Moulton: I’m not a child psychologist so I can’t understand the mind of Donald Trump.

Science Teacher stocks: #2026MMM is down. #artemis II is up. (doing everything I can to ignore the president's speech tonight)

Artemis II update:

Happy April 1st. Can't wait to share this "official announcement" with my classes today 😁😁😁. #2026mmm #ragebaiting students is my jam @mmmletsgo.bsky.social

another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy"

For #science I entered a bracket into my pool this year that was decided entirely by dice. I used the rules from the MMM dice simulation lesson plan on the crowdsource and digital dice. At the end of Round 1, it was in 1st place. 29 out of 33 points. ... the students were not happy. #2026MMM

I meant to post this in the morning, but... #Fitcheck In honor of revealing the That's So Metal round 1 results this morning, I wore one of my many metal shirts featuring an animal and forced students to listen to the song the lyrics on the shirt came from while I passed out rewards. #2026MMM

ok so what I'm hearing is that the Eurasian Eagle Owl could have also been in the That's So Metal Division. #2026MMM

I made a little timeline infographic for my classroom about the extinction division based on info (mostly) from Monday night's Battles. #2026MMM @mmmletsgo.bsky.social

I solved this Animordle 136 with 5/6 attempts ⬜️⬜️⬜️🟨🟩 🟩🟨⬜️🟨⬜️ 🟩🟨⬜️⬜️⬜️ 🟩🟨⬜️🟨⬜️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 @animordle.bsky.social #2026MMM www.animordle.com

Hippos are the closest relatives to cetaceans (whales, dolphins), but these two groups lost their hair independently. Genetics show that hair-related PADI3 and S100A3 became nonfunctional pseudogenes AFTER these two groups split. #2026MMM doi.org/10.1007/s002...

But judge them not by their size! A Beech Marten took down the ~9 billion dollar Large Hadron Collider when it chewed through wire connected to a transformer, bringing a, ahem, paws to the workday (Aron 2016) #2026MMM

i, for one, am delighted that we finally have a definition of “woke”

I solved this Animordle 134 with 5/6 attempts ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️🟩 🟨⬜️⬜️⬜️🟩 ⬜️⬜️⬜️🟩⬜️ ⬜️🟩⬜️🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 @animordle.bsky.social #2026MMM www.animordle.com

I solved this Animordle 135 with 4/6 attempts 🟨🟨⬜️🟨 ⬜️🟩🟩🟩 ⬜️🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 @animordle.bsky.social #2026MMM www.animordle.com

🐕 Animal #954 🦄 I figured it out in 6 guesses! 🟧🟧🟨🟨🟨🟩 🔥 3 | Avg. Guesses: 9.2 metazooa.com #metazooa

What do we call posts on bluesky, instead of calling them "tweets" on the platform formerly known as twitter before it turned into a hellscape, "threads" in the other hellscape, or "truths" from the 7th circle of hell? "skyes"? "blues"? "breaths of fresh air"? asking for a friend.

But can we talk about that "Bone Collector Caterpillar" March Mammal Madness bump? #GoogleSearchTrends #DustsShouldersOff #2026MMM

I solved this Animordle 133 with 4/6 attempts ⬜️🟨⬜️⬜️⬜️ 🟨⬜️⬜️🟩🟨 🟩🟨⬜️⬜️⬜️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 @animordle.bsky.social #2026MMM www.animordle.com

🦤 Animal #953 🐔 I figured it out in 11 guesses! 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🔥 2 | Avg. Guesses: 10 metazooa.com #metazooa

I solved this Animordle 132 with 5/6 attempts ⬜️⬜️🟩 ⬜️⬜️🟩 ⬜️⬜️🟩 ⬜️🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 @animordle.bsky.social #2026MMM www.animordle.com

🦭 Animal #952 🐖 I figured it out in 11 guesses! 🟧🟨🟨🟨🟨🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🔥 1 | Avg. Guesses: 9.7 metazooa.com #metazooa

I solved this Animordle 129 with 4/6 attempts ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️🟩⬜️ ⬜️⬜️🟩⬜️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩 @animordle.bsky.social #2026MMM www.animordle.com

🐨 Animal #949 🐑 I figured it out in 5 guesses! 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟩 🔥 1 | Avg. Guesses: 6 metazooa.com #metazooa

Cranked out my #MMM2026 Division Posters today after the announcement. Undecided on a few versions and tried some alternate backgrounds to match the division colors, but here they are. #sharingiscaring

Inside me there are two wolves. This is not enough to control the deer population inside me, which is degrading the river ecology inside me. I’m attempting to release more wolves inside me to address this, but the ranchers inside me object, and

#2017MMM champion Short-Faced Bear and his friend Panda congratulate #TeamPolarBear on his win, pictured here: #2025MMM

It's a good thing this is the final battle because that polar bear's becoming a hot mess. #2025MMM

March Mammal Madness would not be possible without MUSEUMS, LIBRARIES, & the Department of Education!!! Protect theses essential foundations of our society. These are the fulcrum moments of history on which our future TILTS. #2025MMM

Hey #2025MMM folk... what "rules" do you use for busted brackets? As in, do you let EVERYONE do one, just people below a certain score, or just brackets with a certain number of remaining contenders?

Today I learned that Australia is also called Oz. At first I thought it was a joke ("The Great and Powerful Oz")... but alas, there really is a land over the rainbow, its just down under.

#2025MMM #ColugoCanComeToo

Is there a @mmmletsgo.bsky.social store this year? a place to buy merch? #2025mmm

On the other hand, it's going to be fascinating to watch liberals go ALL IN on states rights and MAGA ride hard for federal over-reach. Like geomagnetic reversal.

I literally squealed with excitement when I saw artwork one of my students did 2 years ago featured in the educator packet as an example of STEAM art. I messaged her mom immediately. (it's the green kudo poster) #2025MMM

Hey @mmmletsgo.bsky.social friends, I made some division banners for my board and you can have them if you want... #2025MMM

If we’re renaming bodies of water based on petty grievances, I propose that this be renamed the Kendrick Lamar passage.