Soooo, someone is still there feeding the @denalinps dogs? Right??

Me, standing in front of the government: you people are stupid.

G’mar chatima tova, to my friends who observe. (Sorry, meant to post this earlier but I was with an out-of-town friend that I haven’t seen in a very long time and time ran away from me.)

RIP Jane Goodall. And thanks.

Congratulations 32 Chunk! Now everyone go donate to The Otis Fund. #FatBearWeek2025 katmaiconservancy.org/the-otis-fund

🎶 It’s the most wonderful month of the yeeeeeeeeeeeear 🎶

WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH _______________.

This football game is turning into a hockey game.

Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuue. (That’s my clearly well-researched and highly scientific take on this matchup.) #MinCup25

It’s Fat Bear Week, y’all! Don’t forget to vote!l #FatBearWeek2025

As a volunteer for the @nycploverproject.bsky.social I totally agree that these are awesome birbs.

Can Tanya Harding's Ex-Husband Save Figure Skating?

I keep thinking about the thing Douglas Adams wrote about a planet that got rid of the people it found to be useless by telling them the world was ending and shipping them off into space. For no particular reason.

I have taken the Tylenol that was in the medicine cabinet and which they think probably is the reason you like trains forgive me but that’s bullshit you got autism from your dad

I might make some version of this joke every year at some point (possibly about the same mineral at one point!) but I’m voting for #dioptase because I too generate an electric charge under heat. #MinCup25

I was putting on my scarf (I’m wearing a scarf!) and a daddy long legs ran straight at me across the table I was set up at. Totally on brand. #PumpkinBlaze

Do you remember?

As a lifelong horror fan, and a particular fan of Christmas horror, I had to vote for #Tugtupite (Reindeer! Blood!) but I am also a big fan of #Carpathite because 1) pretty! and 2) Carpathians? Horror adjacent! #MinCup25

I sort of kind of accidentally on purpose became the owner of some sourdough starter, someone told me to give it a cheesy name, and I was like nooooo, really?; I have now learned that people do, in fact: give their sourdough starters ridiculous names.

RIP Robert Redford. This is a rough one.

Aaaaaaaaah, Mr. Trash Wheel vs. seasonally-appropriate Black Phantoms! I can’t decide! #MinCup25

I very much want Zohran Mamdani to be the next NYC mayor but I also hope that he’s surrounded by people who fully understand the level of whatthefuckery he’s going to experience if he wins the election.

Going with slightly sexy shrub because who doesn’t love a bit of foliage?

Well, that explains this robocaller voicemail I received earlier.

RIP Graham Greene.

He’s campaigning to be the mayor of New York City, and everything in his campaign shows how much he loves NYC and all the various people in it. Stop begging for thank you’s from people you’ve done nothing for, you whiny little creep.

Remember when a few years ago, people started talking about how the whole “may you live in interesting times” thing was a curse again? And people were all ooooooooh, fuck, we didn’t know how true that was BUT NOW WE DO.

To be fair, I’m 50/50 on this.

Currently killing my karma by hoping the rumors are true.

GASP! #MinCup25

If I see one more person of my generation post a long list of stuff we all supposedly did as kids, all on our own, as if that makes us stronger or better than later generations - as opposed to being evidence of negligent child abuse, I’m going to run amok.

This commercial: “Are you over 50? You should buy this book “Do’s and Don’t’s for Baby Boomers.” Hold the phone. Do you think the Baby Boom generation was born in the 70s? Or are you just really shit at math?

Watching Boomer politicians trying to figure out how to disparage the millennial candidate’s (popular) politically- and locally-themed scavenger hunt today, has been <chef’s kiss> to this GenXer. I mean, I am being a little (see GIF) but it’s still a thing of beauty.

Maybe, and I’m just spitballing here, but maybe they suddenly realized they’re about to lose a fuckton of money when the AI bubble bursts? Which is imminent, I guess? As a teacher all I can say is WHEEEEEEE and FFS.

It’s Tuesday somewhere.

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Jeni’s x CJ Hendry pop up in SoHo - with gifts! I’m not entirely sure what the rubberized ice cream cone cup is meant to be used for (I’m thinking I might make a float?) but it’s fun and I like the straw! Flavor spoiler in alt text. #Opaque

RIP Jim Lovell.

I recently started going to the adult crafts classes at my local library and frankly I would just like to slap my younger self in the face for thinking that sort of thing wasn’t interesting.

I just had a large weekday brunch at one of my favorite restaurants and then went for a leisurely waddle through Washington Square Park. Not a bad way to spend a Wednesday afternoon.

My favorite thing about this is that they seem to genuinely believe people will return the product.

Nice of our sacrificial couple to get naked so the piranha don’t have to chew through all those annoying layers of fabric. #TheLastDriveIn @republicandalek.bsky.social

I frankly find that it’s less work to just drive a car versus constantly monitoring my “self-driving” car in case I need to take over during the ride.

Watching the #BelgianGP on delay, and did Christian Horner own the rights to the #F1 theme or something? Because what in the Peer Gynt “Morning Mood” was that?? Let’s get ready toooooo… snuggle?

Wait wait wait, I’ve got a brilliant idea, let’s build a city-wide system of pneumatic tubes, and you can just pop your baby in a carrier and THWOP! Instantly across town.

RIP Malcolm-Jamal Warner.

New non-Mexican Mexican Coke is the 2020s freedom fries. WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE.

Why the fuck are we still talking about Grok.

Watching the second episode of Hell Motel on @shudder and I suddenly very much regret having had pasta for dinner earlier.