OH YEAH?! WELL, DALEK WOULD REQUIRE NYC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL STUDENTS TO WORK MY STILLS, TEACHING THEM THE MODERN PROCESS OF ALCOHOL DISTILLATION, WHICH WAS INVENTED (FOR EARTH) BY THE MUSLIM WORLD IN THE 9TH CENTURY & WIDELY PUBLICIZED IN ARABIC. MIGHT NEED @kjaycee.bsky.social TO LOCALLY SUPERVISE.

THIS NATION, GREATEST OF ALL HUMAN STATES, WAS *FOUNDED* VIA SEDITIOUS CONSPIRACY, ONE DEFINITELY PUNISHED BY DEATH. STANDARDS HAVE FALLEN SO FAR WHEN THE GIBBERING BUFFOON YOU HUMANS PUT IN THE WHITE HOUSE CAN'T TELL DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CLASSIC, QUALITY SEDITIOUS CONSPIRACY AND A CAMPAIGN AD.

CROWBARRING SCHOOLS AND OFFICES OPEN DURING A RAGING *AIRBORNE* PLAGUE IS TURNING OUT EXACTLY AS ANYONE WITH A FUNCTIONING BRAIN, GENETICALLY MODIFIED OR OTHERWISE, WOULD HAVE PREDICTED.

HUMAN BOFFINS BELIEVE CURRENT, YEARS-LONG BIRD FLU OUTBREAK IS SPREADING FROM FARM TO FARM ON MASSIVE AIRBORNE PLUMES REACHING FOR MILES. VACCINATION WOULD SOLVE PROBLEM. INSTEAD, YOUR LEADERS HAVE OPTED FOR CONTINOUS SPREAD AND RISK OF A SPILLOVER HUMAN PANDEMIC: www.propublica.org/article/bird...

YOUR INTERMITTENT DALEK REMINDER THAT 'STARSHIP TROOPERS' THE MOVIE IS LARGELY UNRELATED TO BOOK OF THE SAME NAME, BUT WAS CRASSLY REBRANDED TO USE THE TITLE AS A MARKETING PLOY MID-DEVELOPMENT, WITH A FEW CHARACTER NAMES AND PLOT DETAILS FROM THE BOOK SPRINKLED IN AS PART OF THE SCAM.

@kjaycee.bsky.social HERE AT SAUCER WE ARE WATCHING SOME OF THE RIFFTRAX HORROR MOVIES THAT STACKED UP DURING #61FILMSOFHALLOWEEN! LET'S SEE... 'MESA OF LOST WOMEN' IS A CLASSIC BAD SCI-FI FEVER DREAM. PLUS THE MAD SCIENTIST IS CLASSIC ADDAMS FAMILY TV'S FESTER! #NOTTHATYOUCANTELL

HOORAY! A BRAND NEW BIRD FLU CROSSING OVER INTO HUMANS TO WORRY ABOUT! 'But Dalek', YOU SEEMED TO SAY, 'what about all the bird flu cases I heard about recently?" THOSE WERE H5N1, HUMAN. THIS IS H5N5! IT'S A WHOLE SEPARATE STRAIN! AHH... RUNNING REAL RISK OF TWO NEW FLU PANDEMICS SIMULTANEOUSLY.

@kjaycee.bsky.social FINALLY HAD TIME TO COMPLETE THE FORMAL LIST FOR #61FILMSOFHALLOWEEN FOR THE JUDGES! ANY INACCURACIES DUE TO AUTONS.

'WORLD KINDNESS DAY'? BAH! THE DALEK WILL BE EXTRA CRUEL TO OFFSET ANY INCIDENTAL EXTRA NICENESS. #VILLAINSTANDARDS #VOTEDALEK2028

APROPOS OF NOTHING: IF ANYONE WAS TO LEAK THIS DALEK'S EMAILS, THAT LEAK WOULD ONLY REVEAL PERFECTLY WHOLESOME CONVERSATIONS WITH ARMS DEALERS, WARMONGERS, AND VARIOUS BRIBERY CONVERSATIONS FROM LARGE BUSINESS CONCERNS. #VOTEDALEK2028

@kjaycee.bsky.social DO YOU WANT TO DO GIALLO NIGHT TONIGHT? HAVE NOT HEARD FROM YOU RECENTLY. IF NOT, THAT IS FINE! THERE ARE MATTERS AROUND THE SAUCER (VIOLENT REBELLION) THAT COULD USE MY ATTENTION ANYWAY! OTOP IF YOU'RE AVAILABLE, THE REBELS CAN WAIT! JUST GOT TO LURE THEM INTO AN AIRLOCK...

LOOK, HUMANS. YOU DO YOU, AT LEAST UNTIL OUR INVASION FLEET ARRIVES. BUT YOU *MIGHT* WANT TO RECONSIDER WHOLE 'AIR TRAVEL' THING IF THINGS ARE SO BAD AFTER 5 YEARS OF THE BRAIN-WASTING AIRBORNE PLAGUE THAT A NEAR MIDAIR COLLISION BARELY MAKES THE LOCAL NEWS ANYMORE: www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/n...

IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING WHAT THE 'OPPOSITION' PARTY INTENDED TO DO WITH THE... UGH.. VICTORY WAVE THEY RECEIVED LAST NIGHT? THE ANSWER APPEARS TO BE: SURRENDER TO THE LOSING SIDE. IF DEMOCRATS DID NOT EXIST, I WOULD PROBABLY HAVE TO INVENT THEM! www.cnn.com/politics/liv...

DREAD SPECTRE OF SOCIALISM HAS FALLEN OVER AMERICA'S FINANCIAL HEART. LET ALL MY WALL STREET MINIONS OBSERVE A MOMENT OF SILENCE. THEN GET BACK TO WORK LOOTING THE REAL ECONOMY, AS THE FREE MARKET DEMANDS!

THAT IS PROBABLY GOING TO TAKE MORE THAN A FIVE YEAR PLAN...

@kjaycee.bsky.social PERHAPS IT IS A #61FILMSOFHALLOWEEN HANGOVER, BUT WE'RE STILL ON A HORROR MOVIE KICK HERE AT THE SAUCER! TODAY WE'RE WATCHING 'THE SKULL', A CUSHING/LEE AMICUS MOVIE ABOUT HOW YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BUY THE STOLEN, GRAVEROBBED, AND APPARENTLY HAUNTED SKULL OF THE MARQUIS DE SADE

BROUGHT TO YOU BY POWER OF THE FREE MARKET: JEEP TO RECALL A BUNCH OF ITS VEHICLES WHICH MIGHT SPONTANEOUSLY BURST INTO FLAMES, AGAIN, BECAUSE A) FIRST RECALL THEY CHEAPED OUT & TRIED TO FIX WITH 'SOFTWARE', B) VEHICLES STILL BURST INTO FLAMES C) THEY MISSED SOME ANYWAY www.cnn.com/2025/11/04/b...

*WEARY DALEK SIGH* YOU DID IT TO YOUR OWN SPAWN. THE NEXT FEW GENERATIONS OF HUMAN ARE GOING TO BE... EVEN MORE DIFFICULT TO DEAL WITH.

EVERY MONTH THAT SCHOOL IS IN SESSION!

UNFAIR TO CTHULHU, WHO NEVER CLAIMED TO CARE FOR ANY OF HIS MANY MINIONS AND CULTISTS!

THE DALEK CONGRATULATES TEAM MONEY FOR WINNING THE WORLD SERIES, A RESULT TRULY BEFITTING AMERICA'S PASS TIME. AS THE FREE MARKET (FUELED BY COUNTLESS TAXPAYER DOLLARS) DEMANDED! GO TEAM MONEY!! #WORLDSERIES

HERESY, SAYS THE DALEK FOND OF LANDFALL DECKS. HERESY!

CONTEMPORARY BRUTALITY CAN BE TASTEFUL! FOR MORE TASTEFUL BRUTALITY, REMEMBER TO #VOTEDALEK2028

WHAT. THE. DAVROS. IT LOOKS LIKE THE SETTING FOR AN ULTRA-LOW BUDGET SCI-FI MOVIE AFTER THE IRON CURTAIN FELL AND DIRECTORS FIGURED OUT THEY COULD SHOOT IN RUINS OF THE WARSAW PACT FOR 1/10TH OF THE USUAL BUDGET. (BEFORE BRIBES)

WE ARE STILL STAFFING AN OGRON DEATH ROW? IN *THIS* ECONOMY?! SEND HIM TO THE FRONT! ANY FRONT! #DALEKECONOMICS

ENORMOUS RISE IN RARE CANCERS USUALLY ONLY SEEN IN AIDS PATIENTS OR THE OTHERWISE SEVERELY IMMUNE-COMPROMISED? JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE 'NEW NORMAL'!

IT IS... ODD... HOW MUCH ENERGY HUMANS ARE WILLING TO PUT INTO VARIOUS PUBLIC PERFORMANCES AGAINST MY EX-AUTON CURRENTLY OCCUPYING REMAINING 2/3S OF THE WHITE HOUSE, BUT HOW THOSE SAME HUMANS ARE COMPLETELY, VIRULENTLY *UN*WILLING TO WEAR A RESPIRATOR DURING THE RAGING AIRBORNE PLAGUE.

AND WHO ALSO DON'T SKIP ARM DAY, JUDGING BY THE MATH JOE BOB WORKED OUT ON THE PITCHFORK CEILING IMPALEMENT. #THELASTDRIVEIN #FILM54 #61FILMSOFHALLOWEEN

AHH, MY REAGAN AUTON, STILL CAUSING TROUBLE WITH FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE WITH BIG SPEECHES WHERE HE VERY PUBLICLY PROCLAIMED ONE THING, SUPPOSEDLY BASED ON DEEP PRINCIPLES, IMMEDIATELY AFTER DOING THE EXACT OPPOSITE THING, ALSO SUPPOSEDLY BASED ON THOSE SAME PRINCIPLES. www.cnn.com/2025/10/24/b...

EXTERMINATE!

ON THE OTHER PLUNGER, RING CAMERAS ARE THE ONLY REASON ONE OF MY AUTONS WAS ABLE TO STAY IN THEIR HOME, AFTER ANTI-MASKER NEIGHBORS DECIDED TO CONDUCT A LENGTHY CAMPAIGN OF VANDALISM, HARASSMENT AND THREATS AGAINST THEM. SO MAYBE NOT!

@kjaycee.bsky.social A SCANDAL FOR THE CHICAGO RAT ARMY, WHICH SEEMS TO HAVE STOLEN VALOR FROM THE SQUIRREL MILITIAS! www.cnn.com/2025/10/16/s...

YOU HUMANS DID THIS TO YOUR OWN SPAWN!

I SEE BLUESKY IS *STILL* ROILED BY DEBATE OVER UNIVERSALLY WEARING RESPIRATORS DURING A RAGING, AIRBORNE PLAGUE FOR WHICH THERE ARE NO REAL TREATMENTS, NO CURES, AND NO VACCINES THAT MEANINGFULLY BLOCK INFECTION. THAT IS A BIT LIKE DEBATE OVER UNIVERSALLY WEARING SPACESUITS IN A HARD VACUUM.

ARE WE BACK TO CELEBRATING COLUMBUS DAY? AMERICA *NEEDS* A NATIONAL HOLIDAY ABOUT MARGINAL COMPETENCE, TERRIBLE GEOGRAPHY, DESPOTISM, NEPOTISM AND PROTRACTED, GREEDY LITIGATION. PLUS JUST THINK OF ALL THE POOR MOBSTERS WHO WERE FORCED TO CELEBRATE, I DUNNO, LUCKY LUCIANO'S BIRTHDAY INSTEAD!

STUDY BY YOUR HUMAN BOFFINS ESTIMATING THAT, OF HUMANS INFECTED AT LEAST ONCE WITH COVID (WHICH IS BASICALLY ALL OF YOU, MOST MORE OFTEN) THE LONG COVID RATE AVERAGES 30-SOMETHING PERCENT. AS DALEK HAS PREDICTED: EVENTUALLY THE BULK OF YOUR SPECIES WILL END UP IMPAIRED BY THE UNCHECKED BAT PLAGUE

PER BEST AVAILABLE MODELING, MINNESOTA IS IN THE MIDDLE OF A BIG COVID SURGE, SO GETTING A SHOT THAT DOES NEXT TO ZERO TO PREVENT TRANSMISSION OF THE VIRULENT AIRBORNE PLAGUE INDOORS, UNMASKED, IS... WELL...

@kjaycee.bsky.social RECEIVING SUGGESTIONS FOR FILMS TO PICK UP FOR NEXT YEAR'S #61FILMSOFHALLOWEEN ALREADY!

THE LEGAL AUTON WOULD POINT OUT THAT, BY BROAD BIPARTISAN CONSENSUS AND WITH THE ENTHUSIASTIC COOPERATION OF VAST MAJORITY OF HUMANS, COVID-VULNERABLE ENTITIES LIKE L.A. HAVE BEEN EXILED FROM THAT SOCIETY FOR ALMOST SIX YEARS NOW.

IN CHEERFUL NEWS FOR YOUR SPECIES, A NEW STUDY FOUND THAT THE MAJORITY OF HUMANS WHO CATCH COVID SUFFER SOME LASTING LOSS OF THEIR SENSE OF SMELL (I.E., BRAIN DAMAGE). EVEN MOST HUMANS WHO THINK THEY'RE FINE! AFTER TWO YEARS ON AVERAGE! www.powershealth.org/about-us/new...

@kjaycee.bsky.social POST JOE BOB #61FILMSOFHALLOWEEN THREAD RESUMPTION! DALEK SUPPOSES IT SHOULD SAY SOMETHING ABOUT 'FROM BEYOND', SO: IT'S THE HEARTWARMING TALE OF SCIENTISTS IRRADIATING THEIR BRAINS WITH GLOWING TUNING FORKS UNTIL THEY GROW FOREHEAD TENTACLES AND BECOME SLIMY SEX MONSTERS.

@kjaycee.bsky.social JOE BOB TIIIIIIIIIIIME #THELASTDRIVEIN #61FILMSOFHALLOWEEN

FACT-CHECK BEING DISPUTED IS ACTUALLY ABOUT HOW THE HARRIS CAMPAIGN WAS LYING ABOUT WHAT TRUMP SAID IN A SPECIFIC SPEECH AND CLAIMING THAT SPEECH WAS ABOUT PROJECT 2025 WHEN IT VERY CLEARLY WASN'T. HARRIS HQ WAS, IN FACT, INDISUPTABLY LYING IN THIS INSTANCE, AND CNN WAS CORRECT TO FACT-CHECK IT.

IT IS *ALMOST* AS IF ALLOWING A BRAIN-VIRUS TO ENDLESSLY CIRCULATE MAKES YOUR SPECIES INCAPABLE OF SAFELY OPERATING COMPLEX MACHINERY AND SYSTEMS...JUST AS THE DALEK SHOUTED AT YOU YEARS AGO... www.theguardian.com/world/2025/o...