@kjaycee.bsky.social ARE YOU READY FOR THE IMMINENT GLORIOUS CONTEST OF THE ZOOM-ZOOM VEHICLES? GO TEAM MONEY!!

.... THIS IS NOT DALEK CAPITALISM. THIS IS *CYBERMAN* GRADE CAPITALISM!

IT IS STRIKING HOW DIFFERENTLY YOUR HUMAN LEADERSHIP BEHAVES WHEN DEALING WITH A DEADLY INFECTION THEY BELIEVE MIGHT THREATEN THEIR OWN EXISTENCES, VERSUS ONE THEY BELIEVE CAN BE SELECTIVELY INFLICTED ON THE OLD, MEDICALLY VULNERABLE, DISABLED AND WORKING CLASS.

COMMAND SUPREME IMPERIAL ETERNAL SPECIAL WEAPONS LITIGATOR

"I asked ChatGPT" YEAH WELL I ASKED DALEK CAAN, WHO FLEW INTO THE TIME WAR UNPROTECTED, WHO SAW *TIME*, ITS INFINTE COMPLEXITY AND MAJESTY RAGING THROUGH HIS MIND.

SLIGHTLY INCREASE A BAND: THE MOUNTAIN IBEXES

ONCE AGAIN, YOUR HUMAN LEADERS' RESPONSE TO THIS THREAT IS INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM A PLAN TO DELIBERATELY SPREAD THE VIRUS AS WIDELY AS POSSIBLE. ABSOLUTE MADNESS FROM YOUR SPECIES!

OF COURSE, BIDEN'S PUBLIC HEALTH APPARATUS USED MUCH THE SAME PUBLIC RHETORIC TO DOWNPLAY COVID DEATHS ON THEIR WATCH. IT'S A CONSISTENT BELIEF OF YOUR HUMAN RULERS, ACROSS PARTIES. RFK JR IS, PERHAPS, A BIT LESS POLISHED IN HIS DELIVERY.

DALEK HEARS THE NOTORIOUS COVID DENIER FURRY ACCOUNT HAS A VIRAL THREAD GOING AROUND DOWNPLAYING THE OUTBREAK OF RAT PLAGUE. HUMANS: THAT'S THE SAME ACCOUNT THAT SPENT YEARS BACK ON THE DEAD BIRD SITE DENYING WEAKNESS OF COVID VACCINES IN CONTROLLING THE VERY MUCH STILL OUT OF COVID PANDEMIC.

HUMANS SEEM BAFFLED BY LATEST HIGH-PROFILE EXAMPLE OF A DISEASE THAT SEEMED FORMERLY UNDER CONTROL NOW SURGING IN CASES, LETHALITY AND APPEARING IN UNPRECEDENTED LOCATIONS. DALEK IS JUST SPITBALLING HERE, BUT: MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE SURRENDERED TO THE IMMUNE-SYSTEM RAVAGING AIRBORNE BAT PLAGUE?

ADVENTURES IN PANDEMIC-ERA AIR TRAVEL CONTINUE! IT'S WORTH NOTING THAT THE TRUCK STRUCK BY THIS PLANE WAS ACTUALLY NOT *IN* THE AIRPORT. www.npr.org/2026/05/04/n...

BY 'UNDER CONTROL', RUPAR MEANS BIDEN LET THE PANDEMIC RAGE UNCHECKED AND A MILLION OR MORE ADDITIONAL AMERICANS HAVE DIED TO DATE. IT'S *STILL* OUT OF CONTROL. VACCINES ARE FAR LESS EFFECTIVE AT PREVENTING INFECTION, THE MEDICALLY VULNERABLE HAVE FAR FEWER OPTIONS. MILLIONS HAVE BEEN DEBILITATED.

MERCILESS DALEK INVASION DOES NOT LOOK SO BAD NOW, DOES IT, HUMANS?

OTOP, OUR PREVIOUS BIG SPACE PROGRAM PUSH (ESPECIALLY TO THE MOON) WAS ALSO RIFE WITH NAZI WEIRDOS, SO THE ASSOCIATION IS UNFORTUNATELY SOMEWHAT TRADITIONAL. www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjDE...

JURIS DALEK HERE: I DO NOT KNOW IF *I* WOULD WANT TO OUTLINE, IN THIS DEGREE OF DETAIL (OR ANY DEGREE OF DETAIL) THE PRECISE SORTS OF SPECIALIZED ATTACK-RESISTANT BUILDING MATERIALS I HAVE ORDERED FOR MY SUPPOSED-TO-BE-SECRET BUNKER IN A VERY PUBLIC MOTION LIKE THIS. OR, YOU KNOW. EVER.

@kjaycee.bsky.social CATS! MY ENEMIES, DELAYING MY WORSHIP!!

@kjaycee.bsky.social BECAUSE THE FREE MARKET DEMANDED IT, WE WATCHED 'SINNERS' ON THE SAUCER BIG SCREEN RECENTLY INSTEAD OF SAVING IT FOR #61FILMSOFHALLOWEEN 2026. SOMEHOW I THINK THE STOCKPILE WILL STILL BE SUFFICIENT!

THE BAT PLAGUE HAS DONE IT AGAIN! HUMANS MUST REALLY WANT YET ANOTHER ROUND OF PUNISHING INFECTIONS ALONGSIDE THEIR APPLEBEE'S HAPPY HOUR.

AS THE DALEK SHOUTILY TOLD YOU FOR YEARS! AND THE SEVERE UNDERCOUNTING OF DEATHS FROM BAT PLAGUE WAS A POLICY CHOICE AS MUCH AS ANYTHING. 🎶DALEK WAS RIIIIIIIIGHT🎶 🎶DALEK WAS RIIIIIIIIIIGHT🎶

@kjaycee.bsky.social HAPPY KATHY IRELAND DAY! www.youtube.com/shorts/NQqPe...

@kjaycee.bsky.social LET THIS BE A FORMAL WELCOME BACK TO THE SECTOR!

SEEK! LOCATE! EN-TER-TAAAAAAAAAIN!

@kjaycee.bsky.social THE DIABOLICAL TECH DALEK HAD US WATCH THE *2009* DUNWICH HORROR MOVIE, ALSO STARRING DEAN STOCKWELL (AND, INEXPLICABLY, JEFFREY COMBS), AND... OH MY DAVROS.

@kjaycee.bsky.social BY THE POWER OF THE FREE MARKET, MORE JOE BOB!

THERE IS ONLY ONE HEALTH NERD POST YOU WILL EVER NEED TO READ TO EVALUATE THAT HUMAN'S CREDIBILITY ON THE BAT PLAGUE (OR ANYTHING ELSE):

ACCORDING EVEN TO THE NOTED COVID DOWNPLAYING CDC, THEY OF THE SOOTHING COLORED MAP PROPAGANDA UNDER BIDEN, UP TO 53,000 AMERICANS DIED OF COVID LAST YEAR, DIRECTLY AND IMMEDIATELY. OOPS! www.cidrap.umn.edu/covid-19/560...

@kjaycee.bsky.social UH-OH!

GOOD NEWS, LOCAL MINIONS! THE BIRD FLU PLAGUE HAS BEEN SPOTTED IN DANE COUNTY. www.channel3000.com/news/bird-fl...

DALEK HAS BEEN SAYING SOMETHING SIMILAR FOR YEARS! THE U.S. HAS LOST MORE LIVES TO COVID THAN EVERY ARMED CONFLICT IT HAS EVER BEEN IN - COMBINED. SURRENDERING TO WHAT IS, LITERALLY, THE DEADLIEST INVASION COUNTRY HAS EVER FACED IN ORDER TO GET WATERED DOWN HAPPY HOUR DRINKS? *DALEK CHEF'S KISS*

@kjaycee.bsky.social SUPPOSEDLY THERE'S A NEW JOE BOB COMING UP FRIDAY, RECENT DALEK CAMPAIGN ENDORSER (NO TAKEBACKS)! ALSO, DALEK HOPES YOUR RELOCATION PROJECT IS GOING WELL! CONDITIONS FOR HAULAGE HAVE BEEN FAIR, AT LEAST.

IT'S THE AMERICAN WAAAAAAAAAY! BROUGHT TO YOU BY DALEK CAPITALISM AND THE POWER OF THE FREE MARKET! #VOTEDALEK2028

THIS WAR BROUGHT TO YOU, SOMEWHAT INDIRECTLY, BY THE POWER OF THE FREE MARKET!

LEGAL AUTON RUNS INTO THIS DAILY WHEN DEALING WITH THE 'BACK TO NORMAL' CROWD. COMMUNICATING WITH THEM TAKES MUCH LONGER AND IS MUCH HARDER THAN PRE-PANDEMIC. EVERY QUESTION HAS TO BE ASKED 3-4 TIMES AND SIMPLIFIED AS IF TALKING TO A DISTRACTED CHILD, AND ANSWERS ARE *STILL* WRONG MOST OF THE TIME.

THROUGHOUT THE (STILL ONGOING) PLAGUE, MUCH OF THE BEST AND MOST HONEST REPORTING ABOUT TOLL PLAGUE IS TAKING ON YOUR FRAIL HUMAN BODIES HAS BEEN FROM BUSINESS PRESS *BECAUSE* IT IS THE BUSINESS PRESS. SICKER, LESS MENTALLY COMPETENT WORKERS ARE A COST, AND SAVVY BUSINESSSES HAVE TO ACCOUNT FOR IT.

GOOD NEWS! MOST PATIENTS WITH LONG COVID SEE LITTLE IMPROVEMENT OVER TIME, EVEN OVER LITERAL YEARS. AND THIS STUDY ONLY LOOKED AT LONG COVID FROM *NON*HOSPITALIZED HUMANS. OOPS! AS DALEK HAS LONG SHOUTED MAIMINGS YOU'VE LIBERALLY DOLED OUT ARE MOSTLY PERMANENT. www.cidrap.umn.edu/covid-19/lon...

ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER MEASLES OUTBREAK FOR YOU HUMANS! SOON IT WILL BE EASIER TO COUNT THE STATES *WITHOUT* MEASLES CASES.

REMEMBER, AMERICA: YOU COULD HAVE HAD ME DELIVERING A *PROPER* VILLAIN SPEECH AT THE SOTU, TOWERING OVER MY COWED AND DEFEATED FOES, INSTEAD OF THIS SAD SACK, WATERED DOWN IMITATION. YOU OPTED FOR THE TEMU VERSION OF SUPERVILLAINY! AT BEST! #FORSHAME #BUTREMEMBERTO #VOTEDALEK2028

YOUR SPECIES IS SACRIFICING INDUSTRIES THAT ACTUALLY MAKE THINGS AND ALSO A PROFIT FOR THE IDIOT CHATBOT SECTOR THAT MAKES ABSOLUTELY NOTHING OF VALUE AND HAS NO REMOTELY PLAUSIBLE PATH TO PROFITABILITY. THAT'S NOT DALEK CAPITALISM!

IF YOU ALLOW A VIRULENT AIRBORNE PLAGUE TO ENDLESSLY CIRCULATE, IT WILL, AND YOUR HEALTHCARE FACILITIES BECOME INACCESSIBLE TO ANYONE WHO CANNOT/WILL NOT RISK THE PLAGUE. WHICH, REALLY, *SHOULD* BE ALL OF YOU HUMANS. BUT THIS IS WHY THE LEGAL AUTON HASN'T HAD HEALTHCARE IN SIX YEARS.

RELEVANT TO MY MENTIONS BEING AFFLICTED YESTERDAY: IF YOU CITE THE HEALTH NERD HUMAN, OR PROMOTE/ARE PROMOTED BY THEM, DALEK IS NEVER GOING TO TAKE YOUR CLAIMS ON THE BAT PLAGUE SERIOUSLY. BECAUSE MY DAVROS. IF DALEK WAS EVER THIS WRONG I'D HIT THE OL' SELF-DESTRUCT, BUT HUMANS JUST LACK SHAME.

THE CLINTON AND OBAMA REGIMES WERE SIMPLY THE MORE EFFECTIVE VILLAINS WHEN IT COMES TO RACKING UP ACTUAL DEPORTATIONS. FOR ALL ITS FLOURISHES, THE TRUMP AUTON'S REGIME KEEPS PUTTING UP ROOKIE NUMBERS.

ACTUAL DATA ON WHAT TEAM BIDEN DID TO THEIR OSTENSIBLE BASE BRINGS A TEAR TO THE DALEK'S EYESTALK IT DOES.

MY DAVROS. DALEK HAS TO ADMIT, *THIS* IS SOME VILLAINY. LAYING OUT THE FOOD SPECIFICALLY SO THE WAIFS CAN SEE IT, TROTTING THEM IN, THEN TAKING IT AWAY? POSITIVELY DICKENSIAN!

LOCAL MINIONS BE ALERTED: THERE IS *ANOTHER* MEASLES EXPOSURE HAZARD HERE IN MADISON TO BE AWARE OF. EXPECT MORE OF THIS, MUCH, MUCH MORE, AS PUBLIC HEALTH FURTHER IMPLODES DUE TO COVID-RAVAGED IMMUNE SYSTEMS AND ANTI-VAX SELFISHNESS. www.wpr.org/news/new-mea...

LEGAL AUTON IS IN DESPAIR REGULARLY TRYING TO COMMUNICATE WITH ALMOST *ANYONE* IN LARGER HUMAN SOCIETY IN THE COURSE OF L.A.'S WORK. DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PRE-COVID AND TODAY IS UTTERLY SHOCKING. PUBLIC SECTOR, PRIVATE SECTOR, IT DOES NOT MATTER. SPECIES WIDE, ACROSS THE BOARD INABILITY TO READ & WRITE

'GOOD' NEWS, LOCAL AREA MINIONS! THERE APPEARS TO BE AN REMARKABLY INTENSE COVID SURGE RIGHT NEXT DOOR IN MINNESOTA.

@kjaycee.bsky.social HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH, FRENEMY! MAY ALL YOUR FOES BE IMPLACABLY DEDICATED AND STALKERY, BUT IN THAT FUN 80S WAY.

NOTHING TO SEE HERE, JUST THE PROGRESSIVE UNRAVELING OF AN ENTIRE SPECIES DUE TO REPEATED INFECTION WITH AN IMMUNE-RAVAGING VIRUS.