Dear Venezuela, Pay attention to how Trump handles the Epstein files. Just sayin’

A little trivia: @realgdt.bsky.social has never put me in any of his movies. Also a little trivia: I have no idea how to audition for a Guillermo del Toro film - or any film for that matter.

Genius

DHS should stop using Norman Rockwell pictures and get their own graphic artists. They already have a staff of them. Have you seen what they’ve done to Noem’s face?

Does one get extra suck up points for putting the “J” in the presidents name? Asking for a friend.

Adelita Grijalva should be shadowing Johnson everywhere.

I can’t tell if ICE “officials” want to play Cops and Robbers, or Cowboys and Indians. Either way, their cosplay costumes are pretty good. Their mommies must be so proud.

I’m surprised that RFK Jr and the Brainworms weren’t invited to the alternative halftime show.

But, it's...the new Jan Brady...Trump 2.0.

Other reasons to not take Tylenol.

Escalatorgate

I recently started composing a requiem in Latin and STILL wasn’t raptured! IN LATIN!! WTF?

I love that Schumer and Jeffries are going to demand a meeting with Trump. I hope they bring their heavy hitting backups of the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny.

Every time I see something coming from the White House, Trump, or any of the various departments, I can’t help feel the country is being run by elementary school children, or the escapees from the abandoned insane asylums. No offense to the elementary school children.

The only way I could stomach this level of BS. youtu.be/dD2UA5-SAvQ?...

I didn’t see it until I zoomed into the bruise.

Lisa Kudrow nailed it! This was the best Republican impersonation I have ever seen, I was even getting upset thinking this was real. Love it!

Gazans are starving anntelnaes.substack.com/p/gazans-are... (And a reminder since there will be people who try to change the narrative of this cartoon: Criticizing the Israeli government and its policies is not antisemitic)

Since Trumpy-poo took office, I wonder how many times Mike Johnson set off his anti-porn app?

I think I’m one of the last people who has not been sued by Trumpy-poo. I’m sure it’s just a matter of time.

Didn’t Trumpy-poo say gas is less than a dollar a gallon? Where? I just filled up with gas over $4! Wait a second: did he lie to me?

Harris should sue for media bias in what Fox chose to air. Should be worth at least $16M.

I’m amazed how tough Hakeem Jeffries is on Zoltan Mamdani, and how soft and ineffective he is on the Republicans.

Good luck with your lead balloon of a bill. You all deserve to go down in the midterm elections next year. (Not sure why Sora created two Mitch McConnells - perhaps one for each side of his mouth).

What?! GOP holdouts caved?! Who could have foreseen it?

A lot of people are saying that Trump is here illegally.

I’m going to be honest with MAGA: not all Muslims want to kill people. Although my oncologist is making my life a little hellish at the moment.

Mort! Thanks @chriswarcraft.bsky.social for the recommendation. Time to start Guards! Guards!

Trump: I deserve four Nobel prizes. Also Trump: I just bombed Iran.

I’m good with this.

I’m so happy that Coinbase and other sponsors of the parade in DC will be picking up the full tab! That’s what sponsors do, right? They wouldn’t charge the taxpayers for that. Right?

I seriously wore a mask to a demonstration. #rebel

I’m a sock, shoe, sock, shoe because of Norman Lear and @actualrobreiner.bsky.social; have been most of my life. That’s all I had to say on that topic.

The thing I’m most looking forward to Trumps parade, are the inevitable pics comparing him to Mussolini.

Trump and Newsom are fighting. I miss Elon.

If I’m a masked protester in LA and I turn my back to the police, am I suddenly an ICE agent?

WWDC is too slick and over produced. I miss the days when Apple employees made fools of themselves in front of actual people.

Apple never said they were going to be all things AI. I believe their aim was to leverage AI to be useful with every day tasks. I have yet to be disappointed with Apple AI (other than the fact that Siri still doesn’t understand the word “and”).

More and more I’m learning that if I don’t have a good or valid reason, I just state something about DEI and all is right in the world.

I had TACO beef and chips today, but not an actual TACO.

I’m assuming when we refer to the president as TACO, we’re obviously talking soft shell, of course.

It seems that laughter is NOT the best medicine because my oncologist says I need chemo more than I need to see @paulapoundstone.bsky.social in Wenatchee, WA this Friday. Of course I disagree with the doctor, but Paula doesn’t pay my insurance either.

Does the Farxiga commercial set off your Siri device?

I need to work for an organization that creates conspiracies out of nothing. I wonder if such a thing exists? 🤔

I went to Joann to see what was 86’d in the store closure sale. I’m expecting the FBI any minute now.

I miss having an adult in the White House.

Breaking news: I don’t have a podcast. Also, my feet are cold.

I feel the conclave might have forgotten that I had thrown my hat into the ring to become the next pope. I may need to send in a dove carrying a reminder.

Can we start to refer to MAGA as righty whiteys?