steve: washes his ass because it’s basic hygiene tommy: didnt wash his ass cuz its gay but then steve and carol told him he needs to wash his ass and it isnt gay its basic hygiene eddie: washes his ass because its gay

“He’s back this way.” Hop says to Eddie, leading him through the station towards the cells, though they walk right past the drunk tank and go through another set of doors. “Really Hop? You couldn’t have put him in the regular cells?” “Nope. Thought this would be more appropriate.” He smirked.

Eddie has psspspssppss tattooed on his upper thigh near his groin and thinks it’s funny “you know, the sound you make to call a pussy” he says wiggling his brows, clearly thinking he was clever. Steve looks again, brows furrowed, and says “it just looks like it says pisspisspisspiss”

Baby Eddie back when Wayne still had hair to cling to 💖 Steve absolutely loses it and cries at how cute his boyfriend was while looking at his baby album

#steddie as cats - if Steve were a cat, he’d be the kind that’s actually social when people come over and likes his butt pats to be borderline aggressive. And Eddie feels like the kind that would shove his head in your guest’s shoes and sit on your head as you sleep, full butthole contact.

Wayne Wednesday ‼️ Wayne just “who did this to you”’d and I wanna scream about it!!! Can’t find the post that shared this fic in the first place but if the author is on here, I am smooching the hell outta you rn archiveofourown.org/works/758971...

#STMMM26 - Day 7 - Collars Tonight was the night, Eddie was sure of it. They’d talked about it already of course, but he made sure Steve knew the ball was in his court. He was more than ready to be claimed since the very beginning, but he knew how important choice was to Steve, to all omegas.

I love this fandom so fucking much 💖💖💖 happy Wayne Wednesday to ME

This is Eddie and Stevie to me 💖 either he pissed her off on purpose because she’s hot when she’s angry or she’s defending him from bullies (he asked for no pickles but is too scared to say so)

Thank y’all again for the advice and recommendations 💖 glad I will finally be using this mug I bought a couple years ago 😭

I’m a sucker for a cutie little quiz and SUPPORTING WOMEN’S SPORTS ☝️💅✨ ✨ I got Vancouver Goldeneyes ✨ 365hockeygirl.github.io/pwhl-quiz/pw...

Please Kas I beg

To all my tea drinking friends - HOW??? I want to like it so bad, I know it’s good for you and there’s so many kinds but PLEASE, it’s hot water with a hint of flavor 😭😭 what are some of yalls recommendations for flavors, what to add to it, literally anything I beg 💖💖

If you saw my thread with the typo for the fucking FIRST WORD..no you didn’t please I’m better than that I promise 😔😩 I don’t care about in the middle or end but my phone changing the spelling of the TITLE and I didn’t notice before hitting post?? Shame on me really 😭😭

Centerfold 🍑🍦📖🍆💦 Eddie pulls into Gareth’s driveway and is about to honk when he hears shouting, lots and LOTS of shouting. “Yeesh kid, what did you do this time?” Eddie has a feeling they won’t be going to the mall any more. Bummer. Eddie was really looking forward to getting some ice cream.

Just got home from watching Dracula A Love Story and I am Steddie-fying EVERYTHING lemme tell ya. Heartbroken vampire Edward wanting the love of his life Stephen back?? PLEASE

Steddie’s toddler trying to pick up too many toys at once so they keep falling out of their arms until they get so frustrated they throw them all down and shout “JESUS H CHRIST” Eddie is trying his best to hold in his laughter while Steve is glaring DAGGERS bc it’s totally his fault #steddie

Oh my god I love this so much 🥹🥹

What I would fucking give…move ASIDE EDWARD

I fear I have had inspiration but the sad kind so I won’t blame you if you keep scrolling 🥲💌 Wayne just sat down with his coffee when Eddie burst through the screen door shouting “Uncle Wayne! Uncle Wayne, I got one!” Throwing his backpack to the ground to rush at him. “One what Possum?”

do NOT picture this as baby Eddie not getting any Valentine’s Day cards in elementary school 😭😭😭 (he doesn’t know that Steve is still trying to figure out how to spell Valentines so that’s why he hasn’t given it to him yet ☝️🥲)

I mean yeahhh 💖💖💖

Steve saw something he definitely wasn’t supposed to see. It was his fault, he’d admit that, but he can’t say he regrets it either. Eddie was being pigheaded and not taking money from Steve for his half of the pizza, so when he wasn’t looking, Steve tried to sneak some cash in Eddie’s wallet.

🥹🥹🥹

Oh she’ll be comin alright 😏🙂‍↕️

Reading some of my sweetheart candies this morning and seeing the word ‘mate’ got me thinking, if these existed in the omegaverse, what are some words or phrases we’d see? Eddie would give one that says ‘fated mate’ to Steve who I just know would weep instantly 😭💖

Eddie is such a caring loving partner 😭💖

God someone let me know if it does, I NEED it

Steve and Eddie beginning to date and Eddie got too comfortable for half a sec and forgot where he was and went up Steve’s stairs on all fours like how he used to as a kid pretending to be a wolf or something (because he was totally that kid (cough cough self call out 🫣))

if i know discord for anything is that they can and will pussy out if people bully them enough for something. get fucking loud about this

This is where you’ll find me, riiiiiiight here ✨💖 On a real note, this is so beautiful and will be even MORE beautiful 💖💖 I love following such talented artists 🙂‍↕️💖✨

Benito Antonio Martínez Ocasio 🇵🇷❤️ fucking loved the halftime show fuck anyone who didn’t think that was a great performance

@katt713.bsky.social I’m gonna need you to see this 👀🩶🦊

I just know his junk is sweaty and untrimmed and I will still be all up in it. LEMME AT IT

Thoughts on Steve and Robin helping each other take nudes? Do they draw a line anywhere? Or are so Platonic Capital P™️ that they can’t see each other as sexual beings in any way? I half lean on the side of “I’ve literally seen every inch of you because we have no secrets or shame” and also

Steve and Wayne are just two sides of the same coin They both give the “I’m a safe person you can turn to but also you’re exhausting me” energy Both adopting whatever little weirdos need help, and fiercely defensive of them, but also “dear GOD I just wanna watch the game, can we not talk D&D??”

DEVASTATED I TELL YOU, DEVASTATED 💔

I need him dressed like that and posed like this and then everyone leave me alone and DO NOT come into my room, I will be VERY busy.

Me to me at this prompt 🥵🥵 (but also, make the gap a little larger 👀)

“What do you look at on your phone all day?” Smooching you on the forehead, I love my boys 💖

Eddie laying in bed, dissociating, eyes unfocused. It’s dark, with only the small, blinking light on his nightstand..on..off..on..off, for minutes that stretch forever. He knows better, but he knows he’ll never do better. Cursed to be this way forever. And then finally, the light holds, it’s time.

If modern AU Eddie went to RenFaire and went as a pirate, he would totally be BLASTING some Alestorm on the ride there to get in the mood. If yall have never heard them, they’re a metal pirate band and I’m picturing this song, specifically, from like 3:55 minute mark onward youtu.be/GTyMhv7MCCs?...

AHHHH AHHHHHHHHH NOBODY CALL ME, TEXT ME, OR COME TO MY DOOR, I will NOT answer, my evening is booked, leave me to my porn in PEACE 🤲🍑💦

Imagine Steve with a crush on Eddie…but there’s just one thing…the hanky. He’s learned what it means, and it’s the only thing holding him back from making a move. It’s not the S&M part - slapping, spanking, whipping, restraints, fucking sign him up. It’s just, Eddie’s wearing his hanky on the left.