Nothing I have ever done or will ever do could possibly compare to the feeling I got reading this message from my mom after her dryer broke and I had to finish her laundry:

Without Liza there is simply no Food Hub

This fan was donated to the hub and I took it home yesterday for my own selfish needs. I’m sorry I let you down and I promise to do better. Not return the fan. Just do better.

You gotta be kitten me!!!

11/10 packing the groceries bags on Saturday afternoon at Cake of Chestnut Hill.

💜🌸🛼💐💝

Honestly there’s just do much god damn beauty in this world.

We did that

Finishing up this week’s bags with: Ensure Oreos Bread

I don’t know that this is the Pro-Immigrant flex you think it is….

In the words of Abraham Lincoln, “All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother"

Had to call in a friend from my J.R. Masterman days to make sure I got the math right.

No way I’m the only person driving into the sunset on Allegheny Ave. vibing to the 1992 original cast Guys and Doll’s soundtrack.

Same place. Four years later.

April’s Garden.

Ahead of schedule this week. Feeling so lighthearted I found myself spontaneously composing the song “baby with glasses” based on an actual baby I just saw.

Tired but astronomically happy

It’s literally bread and roses in here

It’s called “Urban Farming”

A Vietnamese fellow lives in the neighborhood who is maybe 15 years older than me. He has only the second half of each foot bc he stepped on a land mine when he was 9. Sometimes he comes by to get snacks and sodas and toilet paper and whatever else he may need. Your money at work. ❤️

It’s not even Saturday night!

My neighbor just came over to the garden bc he got me an air horn for my safety ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

When you have a food hub *and* a garden

Do you suffer from a sort of ceaseless nervous energy? Especially when things are going well? May I recommend: moving rocks* *im not a therapist i am a geologist

New family this week

These are good bags. Chicken, donuts, fresh loaves of bread? SAY LESS as the kids say!

Omg it took four hours! I really hope this teaches me a lesson about procrastination!!

Through no one’s fault but my own it’s Saturday at 7PM and I have packed zero grocery bags. Everyone hope this McDonad’s dinner is everything I need it to be.

You know who would be a good Columbo? Steve Buscemi.

This was also 100% true under Biden.

See eventually you cover the cardboard

What we lack in drivers for Easter Sunday we have definitely made up for with tulips. 🌷😝💖

@2008philz.bsky.social WAIP???

She’s gotta learn….

A very Good Friday indeed!💐🌸🌷

A women in the checkout line said “oh I would hate if someone gave me that kind of cereal to eat” After running into her again in the dark corner of a parking lot I was able to convey, respectfully, the Papermill Food Hub does not exist to feed HER.

Happy birthday April! You created a beautiful world.

then what happened

I was gonna make a fun quip about being at Target on Saturday “like an amateur” but it went so smoothly I guess it’s just “shout out to capitalism” 🤷‍♀️

Happy Friday look at this peach tree our Ukrainian neighbor gave us to plant last year. 💗💗💗💗 I have never understood a word she said but I’ve understood everything she’s said.

In case anyone is curious as to where every person in the world is right now.

GIVE THE JOURNALIST A PROMOTION

Leaving the store and this guy sees my cart and says “you got the right idea!” Now what does he think I’m gonna do with 132 cans of beefaroni??

Everyone just say a quick prayer for the next 20/25 minutes.

Tfw you haven’t even gone to Aldi yet and your car looks like this.

Scenes from a Sunday.

Mother in her natural environment*. *picking potatoes.