Branson really is the master of "character walks into a situation and inadvertently triggers some insane situation" stories.

Wait, you mean to tell me it isn't Zoot Suit Ryan?

Sometimes I feel like there's an entire furry TTRPG community out there hiding from me.

I'm glad Branson clarified about the ID numbers because I was thinking all the women working at Hooters were robots.

Are you fucking telling me that Cookie Puss works off Lucius the Eternal rules?!!!?!

I had a dream last night I had a Tyrantrum and I was trying to figure out how to renovate my house so he could sleep inside.

Our new album is out today! A sincere request to help spread the word!

I'm here fixing walls and my dang guys are trying to kill me!

I like the rumble of the diesel but I could take or leave the smell of the oil.

Last night's street fighter session was like putting my hand in a drill press. Ugh

Sometimes it's nice when my ass gets sent flying across the screen in street fighter 6 and then I see the other person go for a super and I think "that doesn't convert" and then they whiff and I get a victory I didn't deserve but I'm still gonna enjoy

I made it to high master in street fighter 6 and no one can take that away from me!

While I'm shilling for comics I like for the love of god go read Kill Six Billion Demons. killsixbilliondemons.com

I often say that Swanboy is the new Achewood. I don't mean that in a derivative way. I mean it in that it's got really good characters, surrealist humour, and excellent story arcs. And its something I find myself going back to read again and again.

VYPER'S NICE. WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF HER #deadlock #vyper

Happy St. patricks day. MAy you be half an hour in the devil, before heaven knows you're dead.

I'm starting to think this Sextape guy isn't a very good host.

I'm not feeling well but today is the last day I can eat this tiramisu.

watching 2XKO really reaffirms how much I do not like playing tag games. I got enough trouble dealing with one jerk.

Yes as a matter of fact I do think Barreldina is a good name for an NPC, why do you ask?

And the card attached would say, Thank you for being a womaaaaan

People always say they don't ask for much when asking God for things. Screw that! The world sucks and I need all the help I can get!

Vyper's vibes #Deadlock

I want whatever brand of chainsaw lasts for 18 years.

Most of the footage of the famous 2000 "Super Mario 128" tech demo was recorded with handheld cameras by the audience, with the presenter drowning out the game sound. Only 10 seconds of direct feed footage exist, which reveal that the sound was a cacophony of Marios screaming.

Story I did as a trade for @dirtboar.bsky.social featuring his pig fella Sandy. www.furaffinity.net/view/64171017/

She's thriving

This is why I don't do many trades. I start writing and then it spirals into something roughly four times the length I was originally planning.

Leave trans people alone you pig eyed sacks of shit!

Movie: Toy Story Language: Norwegian

Sprite based animation in games is so awesome.

One scene that I really remember in Escaflowne is the handsome lion guy stopping another character from eating a snail.

Sucks to realize that the thing you're looking forward to at work is your next day off.

[in the same genuinely appreciative voice that E-40 says he did a song with Fred Durst] I did a comic with @bransonreese.bsky.social

The people have spoken

full of joy and whimsy #vyper #deadlock #fanart

this character's awesome dude

My street fighter game plan seems to be make terrible decisions because I don't want to be tricked.

Anyone else stress about when they're going to eat leftovers?

If they think I'm giving them my ID then they're a bigger gaggle of morons than I thought they were.

Guile... Guinan... Guilenan

Damnit! I burned my nose on a meatball!

I don't think I've canonically given any of my OCs a relationship.

From earlier this week. Getting art chops back while trying to craft up specs for a few future indulgences.

Man I just really do not like the concept of SCPs.

If I founded a space marine chapter one of the requirements would be that recruits has to spend a night in a haunted house.

Delia hates ice (Fixed some things)

Can’t talk rn gotta prance and skip gleefully

Ahhh damnit. Oh well.