Ugh my head today. Someone come make me breakfast

Me using drywall plaster in a kid's tree house: well ventilated area? I don't even have windows in this thing!

Today I shall buy many meatball

Imagine being Farmer Smurf and then seeing a smurf who's job is to just be scared.

Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.

Goddamnit with tariffs I'm gonna have to pay like 80 bucks just to return this coat.

If you like my stories and want to support me with a tip please feel free to do so on my Kofi ko-fi.com/almeric I would really appreciate it.

A good bit of advice is to not just buy the cheapest spatula you can find. The money saved is not worth the flecks of plastic all over your food.

This is still by far my favourite album cover.

I found a video that has solo combos for Warwick and includes notation. Now I can start to optimize. I just wish I could queue for ranked while in training mode. I don't give a damn about the fake arcade you've setup riot. Just let me lab while I wait. And include a quick training button too!!

Alludra doesn't have too many assistants in her bakery. Mainly because, as a red dragon, she's not bothered by heat and keeps the kitchen at crazy high temperatures.

I need more slice of life pictures of Alludra. She's not always after people. Sometimes she's just getting over a migraine. Being a dragon in modern society is stressful for her, but she endures.

It's amazing how I went from maining Marisa in SF6 to maining Warwick in 2XK0 and the same problem appears, bastards that run away from me. Come back here and let me punch/bite you!

Me: I'm not really into duo games. I find the tagging system a little hard to get my head around. 2XK0: There's a style where you just play as one character. So you can pick Warwick and some other person you won't remember. Me: yaaaaaaaay

As far as I'm concerned 2XK0 exists as a Warwick delivery system. I wanted to play him in LoL but I didn't want to play LoL. Now I can play him in a fighting game. yaaaaaay.

Warwick isn't as big as I hoped he'd be.

Look if Warwick gets the gnoll skin in 2xKO I'll play it

My thing for Hellavision Television's Web 5000.0 show

Am I the only person that found it weird that people in the 40k universe know what marshmallows are? Like, you look at the cover of a codex and imagine anyone being allowed to make them.

Do shit and have fun.

What kind of psychopath puts in earbuds and then starts whistling?!

The Buffalo Hunter Hunter was an interesting read but the last part of the book just fell right off a damn cliff in terms of quality.

The early 1900s were wild Hey man I'm bored. You wanna go into town? There's a guy who says he can get out of a sack. Sounds good.

I ordered a new coat that may or may not fit because of my height. Let's spin the wheel!

Man. The people running everything are just a bunch of bastards.

The first ciaphus Cain book was fine. It's not particularly well written but it wasn't bad. But the next one ehhhhh...

I got this idea for a panther lady that runs a dungeon/cult. Her powers are focused around the darkness and how she can draw out someone's deepest desires when she encases them in complete darkness.

I'm reminded of the time at work when they hired a terrible millworker to do the renovations. He used cheap materials, didn't show up when he said he would, and more or less did a piss poor job. They decided to pay him in advance in the hopes that would make him want to do better work. Madness.

Well there. I spent the whole day fixing something that has been broken for over a decade and quoted at costing almost 100 grand to replace. Will that translate into a permanent position or any sort of reward? Of course not!

I've always felt like the One Ring making people invisible is meant to be a commentary on power. Most people when obtaining power will use it to their own benefit but it will eventually destroy them. Hence the ring slowly turning you into a wraith.

I'm praying that the powers that be let me stay on in my current position. Lord amighty I wanna keep doing this job and not go back to the desk.

Labour Day: You shall not press down into the brow of labour this crown of thorns. You shall not crucify mankind (sic) on a cross of gold. ---William Jennings Bryan, 1896

People thank me for fixing stuff at work. I tell them to wait at least a week in case it falls over.

These 4x8 bulletin boards call for four brackets and wall anchors. But with enough screws anything is possible

one thing I didn't count on with this new position is how many pictures of dirty floors I would be sent.

Ten foot tall dinosaur lady that is a sort of avatar for a hunting spirit. Likes to capture adventurers and swell them up with a feast before letting them loose in her preserve to enjoy chasing them down as they try to waddle to freedom.

My van ain't dead yet. Huzzah

Look I'm just saying a little icy kobold that reveals herself to be a massive frost dragon djinn is a fun idea.

I always love reading about old programs and things and finding out that there were people who got kicked out of them. Like, there was a group of guys that got kicked out of the Grand 'Ol Opry because they got drunk all the time.

Looking at my hometown in Wplace and seeing that there's a big titted Toriel plastered over it makes me smile.

Well people are gonna suddenly start knowing what my Bec Noir tattoo is now, I guess.

If there's one thing I can always count on it's a diamond ranked Akuma to throw out 5HK in neutral. It's a little present of a third of his health every time.

June's animated pinup! At what point does he just let it all hang out? Check out the HD version of this and July's animation a month early below!

Got a new position at work! Auhhihugh!!! Wahahahahahah!!! Whoooo!! Qawawahahahawhaha

hi i brung u meal :)

🐶Dog Knights in the rain

Stop making hot chocolate wrong!

I love getting to work and then immediately getting a migraine.

The realization they whenever I need to describe a mansion in a story I just use the mansion from RE 1