Well with this new Homestuck show people are gonna know what my Bec Noir tattoo is again.

The early 1900s were wild Hey man I'm bored. You wanna go into town? There's a guy who says he can get out of a sack. Sounds good.

I ordered a new coat that may or may not fit because of my height. Let's spin the wheel!

Man. The people running everything are just a bunch of bastards.

The first ciaphus Cain book was fine. It's not particularly well written but it wasn't bad. But the next one ehhhhh...

I got this idea for a panther lady that runs a dungeon/cult. Her powers are focused around the darkness and how she can draw out someone's deepest desires when she encases them in complete darkness.

I'm reminded of the time at work when they hired a terrible millworker to do the renovations. He used cheap materials, didn't show up when he said he would, and more or less did a piss poor job. They decided to pay him in advance in the hopes that would make him want to do better work. Madness.

Well there. I spent the whole day fixing something that has been broken for over a decade and quoted at costing almost 100 grand to replace. Will that translate into a permanent position or any sort of reward? Of course not!

I've always felt like the One Ring making people invisible is meant to be a commentary on power. Most people when obtaining power will use it to their own benefit but it will eventually destroy them. Hence the ring slowly turning you into a wraith.

I'm praying that the powers that be let me stay on in my current position. Lord amighty I wanna keep doing this job and not go back to the desk.

Labour Day: You shall not press down into the brow of labour this crown of thorns. You shall not crucify mankind (sic) on a cross of gold. ---William Jennings Bryan, 1896

People thank me for fixing stuff at work. I tell them to wait at least a week in case it falls over.

These 4x8 bulletin boards call for four brackets and wall anchors. But with enough screws anything is possible

one thing I didn't count on with this new position is how many pictures of dirty floors I would be sent.

Ten foot tall dinosaur lady that is a sort of avatar for a hunting spirit. Likes to capture adventurers and swell them up with a feast before letting them loose in her preserve to enjoy chasing them down as they try to waddle to freedom.

My van ain't dead yet. Huzzah

Look I'm just saying a little icy kobold that reveals herself to be a massive frost dragon djinn is a fun idea.

I always love reading about old programs and things and finding out that there were people who got kicked out of them. Like, there was a group of guys that got kicked out of the Grand 'Ol Opry because they got drunk all the time.

Looking at my hometown in Wplace and seeing that there's a big titted Toriel plastered over it makes me smile.

Well people are gonna suddenly start knowing what my Bec Noir tattoo is now, I guess.

If there's one thing I can always count on it's a diamond ranked Akuma to throw out 5HK in neutral. It's a little present of a third of his health every time.

June's animated pinup! At what point does he just let it all hang out? Check out the HD version of this and July's animation a month early below!

Got a new position at work! Auhhihugh!!! Wahahahahahah!!! Whoooo!! Qawawahahahawhaha

hi i brung u meal :)

🐶Dog Knights in the rain

Stop making hot chocolate wrong!

I love getting to work and then immediately getting a migraine.

The realization they whenever I need to describe a mansion in a story I just use the mansion from RE 1

At work I opened a big box marked Friday and inside the box was an even bigger sign that said Thursday.

A large gnoll matron that's had several restaurants closed not because the food was no good but because the place caused average weight in a three block radius to nearly triple.

But to labour with zest, and to give of your best, For the sweetness and joy of the giving; To help folks along with a hand and a song; Why, there's the real sunshine of living.

There are a few scenes and scenarios I really wanna capture in this next story.

Alludra turning the AC off in her home so her DnD players have to eat copious amounts of homemade ice cream to keep cool.

Well well well, look what a large beauty you just met! Let's hope your wallet is as fat as she is if you are taking her out for dinner! Overdue commission for @almeric.bsky.social

I wonder how Marathon is doing.

Alludra's sisters spend most of their time at sea. They usually conjure storms to try and crash ships for loot. Octavia has the best voice of the three. The other two have often tried to convince her to lure ships into the rocks. However, she's never liked the idea of non dragons fawning over her.

Alludra doesn't have wings. What if she gave them up for some of her power?

If interested in that YCH story hit me up.

YCH idea: 5k word story. Getting hired by a fast food place but the boss is a complete bully of a raccoon that makes her staff huge.

Grunarr doesn't know enough large fat guys he can bother.

So it is indeed the piston ring that's wrong with my van. Wish I'd found that damn mechanics report and saved myself almost a grand and about 12 hours of labour trying to fix it myself. uuuuuurrffgfgfgfggfghhh

People saying that Donkey Kong can't be Diddy Kong's father because they aren't the same species totally ignores the idea of a found Kong family.

Well the van is hosed? possibly? Maybe? we'll see. At least I got this fridge magnet.

I have one last gamble on the van. One last try to see if I can fix it. Also, my grandfather replaced a missing part on his rifle with a jacket button, which is awesome.

Me: I don't need any more rifles. I've got what I want and I'm content with that. My uncle: hey, do you want your grandfather's and great grandfather's service rifles? Me:well now I gotta buy a gun safe.

I saw a cutscene of the anime horse ladies dancing after a race and my only thought was 'I feel like they should rise up and break free from oppression.'

I'm currently tired and sore and I hate everything

Van not fixed. No burger for me.

If I manage to fix this van I'm gonna go buy a big burger to celebrate.