Man I'm having me a tough time in street fighter, lemme tell ya.

Who knows? My nose!

It's amazing how Parisian French speakers will give guff to Quebecois style French but then jam English words into their language. I feel like the Quebecois are really putting in the work to stick it to the English.

Interview in two hours. Listening to as much hype music as I can to help me focus.

Totodile from Kalos be like:

I always enjoy a character who's helmet is just their face.

In Mechwarrior I only have the largest mechs. They gotta be over 70 tons. Now I'm spending my time flying around the galaxy trying to find missions that pay enough so I can afford to have my giant mechs.

Damnit, Jacob! If if you can't handle driving around one of my awesome giant mechs then you don't belong in this Lance!

Rekkar and Shoo are gnolls of the Hookfang clan. They spend most of their time travelling around the world, and getting paid to leave cities when they cause too much trouble. It appears someone has stumbled upon them during a late night meal. art by the talented @doublecatte.bsky.social

People be doing planes as anthro characters. Where's the mechwarrior characters?

This year I'm gonna try and get into more DnD games. Like, actually try. Rather than lament to people I know about how games aren't magically dropped into my lap. A big issue is that I've got a really specific vibe I want from games and if they don't match that then I just zone out which is bad.

with all the 4 rekka follow ups done, time to work in the anti air special. and yeah, this one will take a while. 😭

What do you mean the parts for my 124 year old rifle are expensive?!

Its 2026. AWAWAWGWAGHWAHAGHWAHGAAGHWAHGSHAGHAWAHGHAWGHSADHGAHWGHSHGWHAWEWGAWHAWHAHWAHWHASDGJKSDGHDJKGHSJKHWJAHESFJHSDAGD:GGB:LCBKVL:BKBNBVNJDFJDUFHSYEGRYUWGSUYGFDYFGSDFYUDFGYUAGWYGWYEWGEYUFGSDYFGDFYUEGSRESYURGESYRFSGFDYUFGSDYUFGSDRYUSEGRSUEYRGAWYUGAWYUGEWYUAEG!!!! That is all.

Commission for @redfearnmatt.bsky.social #OrFiS.Art

I always like anthro settings where they replace horses with big chocobo looking creatures.

There. I've eaten a large amount of Christmas leftovers and my stomach is preparing to kill me.

Happy Gnollidays!

Merry Christmas!!

A Christmas Swan Boy for you and yours. One that carries a timeless message for young and old.

I like how in the Muppet Christmas carol OST the Marley and Marley song implies they're both in Hell.

Zombie stories are way better when they don't try to explain how the virus or whatever works. These things violate the laws of thermodynamics. Stop trying to explain them.

It's funny to me how Frosted Flakes commercials evolved. At one point they were all about kids doing sports and using them for energy. Then they shifted to just being a snack for adults watching sports. It was so weird.

A big bats gotta have a big meal. Art by @crispyporkboi.bsky.social

Archibald Semmel is a cleric and scholar. A follower of the circle of death, he uses his powers and skills to discover cures for rare illnesses and other diseases. He used to be quite thin. How times change. Art by @crispyporkboi.bsky.social

I won't lie. I love a good Moog keyboard.

The best description of The Grateful Dead I've ever read is "The sound of five bewildered old men getting paid."

Anyone ever notice how a space marine Terminator shout sounds like Miss Piggy saying Hiya but just pitched down?

I've always found it funny that there is a Space Marine chapter all about stealth and night raids but they wear the exact same bulky armour as every other chapter. Yes. This nine foot tall guy covered in a ton of armour with bat wings on his helmet moves like a thief in the night.

Vacation packages but they're just chances to transform into an animal for a week. Where are you going for vacation? I'm just gonna have a staycation this year. Gonna spend a week as a ball python and just veg out. Ah, my sister did that last year. Just make sure you get a good flat rock.

Person at work who I was helping with printing: You look like a monster but you're actually quite nice. uhhh....thanks?

Ugh this week is so long and my mood is tanking.

Now I'm not saying that you can't love any and all Kirby games. I'm just saying that Kirby Superstar is the best Kirby game.

I don't fit in an airplane cockpit.

There I ordered my usual 111 pieces of chocolate for Christmas

Wow, this must be one of the most popular things I've ever posted on here, guess I hit upon a sentiment a lot of people were feeling? So, can you do me a favour? Advocate for the art you love. Talk about it, uplift it, introduce it to others, leave reviews. Let's not just focus on the negative.

. @bransonreese.bsky.social's cassie has been on my mind lately go read swan boy its a good comic #art #furry #furryart

I've never seen a turkey fried in a pot safely. Is it like cow tipping where people say it's a thing but there's no recorded evidence of it happening?

Ugh my head today. Someone come make me breakfast

Me using drywall plaster in a kid's tree house: well ventilated area? I don't even have windows in this thing!

Today I shall buy many meatball

Imagine being Farmer Smurf and then seeing a smurf who's job is to just be scared.

Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.

Goddamnit with tariffs I'm gonna have to pay like 80 bucks just to return this coat.

If you like my stories and want to support me with a tip please feel free to do so on my Kofi ko-fi.com/almeric I would really appreciate it.

A good bit of advice is to not just buy the cheapest spatula you can find. The money saved is not worth the flecks of plastic all over your food.

This is still by far my favourite album cover.